A Dogs Life

I'm sick of being me! I am a D-O-G! And I got Fleas! No one loves me! My mom left me when I was a pup! My dad got hit by a truck! Now I'm running down the street trying to find something to eat! Night comes but I don't sleep! So I just sit here and howl and whine Will I live? Or Will I die? Life anit easy on these streets! Man!!! I wish I could find some food to eat! Maybe I'll eat you! But I anit no fool! OOPS! My bad I'm starting to drool Well Bye-Bye now! Woof! Woof! Show love! Oh one more thing before I go... anit you glad your not a dog?