A Dogs Inner Monologue

my dog's inner monologue Why is he sitting there in front of this odd-looking thing talking to himself looking up to the roof there is no one there I have checked. Something is burning in the kitchen. I better warn him. Well, it was not my food he burned but why is swearing saying things like; it was your fault. He is quite mad today better take him for a walk in the woods he looks at trees and stones sometimes he picks up a thing but discards whatever he found. I think I will leave him alone and chase some rabbit. I catch them then let them go, I'm not allowed to kill them, rabbits are for eating, but he doesn't understand. He is daft, but I love him anyway.