A Dog and a Cat

A Dog And A Cat A dog and a cat ran away from their home The cat wasn't bothered The dog brought his bone They went cross country avoiding the lane Reached Carlow town and took the next train Then brazen as you like Booked a small room He signed the register Kitty-cat and her groom Later they grew hungry went out for a treat Returned after dark slept in their suite The owner grew wary it didn't seem right That divergent species sleep together that night The case was last Tuesday doggy looked ruff The judge wasn't happy she called him a pup The following day the dog sat on his rug Sighed long and loud felt a proper mug The cat lay beside him dreamt of fresh cream Swore on her nine lives she'd ignore his mad schemes So there you are folks when it comes to speciation Keep your eyes peeled when next at the station