A Dilema Can You Help

I am invited to a posh do But I don’t want to go I don’t have any shoes There’s not many people know Shoes and me, do not mix My only pair is ten years old And now I am in a fix They were bought for a wedding But I was ill and never went But now my shoes will not fit On the new splint they have sent. It is a Lords and Ladies do My title I do have But shoes, no I don’t And now I’m feeling bad. I wear trainers everywhere They fit on all my splints I can’t do any dancing Not even a short stint. What do I do girls, should I even go? Or get out of it again That’s what I really need to know I do not dress up ever Because I have no shoes But tiara and trainers Is a look no-one wants to use. I even got married in trainers, all covered in silk Its not pity from you, that I am trying to milk. Just what would you girls do? If invited to posh do’s, But looking in your wardrobe You find you don’t have any shoes.