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A Dancer's Dilemma

The dancer Mark Balas* Had a gig down in Dallas, But the welcome he got there was rough. They said, "Mark, we're refusin', There's been some confusion, We thought we had hired Derek Hough*. Without breaking eye contact, Mark produced his contract, Showed his name there Then said with restraint, "You don't want that prancer, I'm a much better dancer, And besides, I'm here And he ain't." *Two of my favorite "Dancing With The Stars" pro dancers.

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Date: 6/18/2022 1:52:00 PM
Ha! Well done, Jim! Loved it!
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 6/18/2022 2:45:00 PM
Are you a fan of DWTS, too, Ilene? Thanks for stopping by.
Date: 6/18/2022 12:46:00 PM
A really neat poem, Jim. Balas had his credentials in order! Fun write.
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Date: 6/18/2022 2:45:00 PM
I miss both those guys, now they're no longer with the show, except on special occasions. Thanks, L. M.

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