A Curious Bird

The ostrich is surely a curious bird
Composed of elements rather absurd
Overstuffed body, resting on twigs for legs
Babies hatch in dump nests of 50+ eggs
  Weighing as much as three pounds each
  ~ No wonder ostriches have ear-piercing shrieks

They're flightless, of course,
Weighing 300 pounds
So they ramble 40 mph 
When they're run out of town
  And they're tall, oh so tall, up to nine feet,
  ~ With a neck the size a giraffe's barely beats

Wearing no hats, they're clearly not wizards
In the midst of their stomachs, they have a gizzard 
For digesting pebbles, locusts, and snakes 
Along with rats, leafy vegetables, or lizards  
  And why do they always stick their heads in the sand?
  ~ So they're not decapitated, processed, and packed in a can.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 6/6/2018 7:02:00 AM
I'm just going to giggle and not bird nerd you ;) xomo!
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Date: 6/5/2018 5:39:00 AM
Nice write...with good information too... surely it would be easier to slice its head off while in the sand... All the best Gershon
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/5/2018 8:44:00 AM
Arturo, your comment is the funniest thing I've seen all day: 'slice its head off while in the sand.' Can't stop chuckling at that one! Thanks for a memorable visit and comment! ~ Gershon
Date: 6/5/2018 3:04:00 AM
Lovely verse Gershon, seen them in the wild in Kenya, you're right they are tall. Tom.
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Date: 6/5/2018 8:44:00 AM
You're so right, Tom. Talk about "Big Birds!" :) Gershon
Date: 6/4/2018 10:19:00 PM
Lol! A charming and witty poem, Gershon. I especially loved your last line. A poetic portrayal; 'Overstuffed body, resting on twigs for legs' - such endearing and wonderful imagery my friend. Loved it! Warmest wishes always! ~Susan
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Date: 6/4/2018 10:28:00 PM
Care for some ostrich soup or salad, my dear? There's a blue-light special available now in the Twilight Zone Aisle of your nearest K-Mart/Sears store...Susan, thank you for your wonderful visit and comments. You really know how to encourage me, that's for sure! Appreciated! :) gw
Date: 6/4/2018 8:30:00 PM
"I really enjoyed your rhyme, Gershon.. Penned so perfectly and humorous. Bravo!! Best wishes my friend"
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/4/2018 10:15:00 PM
Robertina, Thank you for your visit and your generous evaluation of the poem,...and glad you enjoyed it. All the best, Gershon
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