A Conversation With My Doctor

The doctor said, “You are in tremendous health for a man of sixty years old.
Did your father live a long life himself before his days were told?”
“I’m sorry doctor, did I say he was dead?  My father is still very much alive,
“In fact he’s living an active life as a man of eighty-five.”

“That’s wonderful,” said the doctor, “Great to hear, did his father live a long life too?”
“I’m sorry doctor, did I say he was dead?  My grandfather is a hundred and two.”
“In fact,” I said, “He’s getting married tomorrow to a girl who is thirty three.
He satisfies her in many ways, including sexually.”

“Oh my gosh, why get married again, when you are a hundred and two?”
“I’m sorry doctor,” I repeated again, “Did I say he wanted to?”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 8/22/2010 7:29:00 PM
hahaha. AWESOME win. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 8/22/2010 2:01:00 PM
Hahahaha. Seriously, I am still laughing-verrry funny. Cute!
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Date: 8/22/2010 6:09:00 AM
so very funny Joe! Makin me laugh big time on this fine Sunday morning...haven't had the time to surf for quite a while. glad I did and congrats on this fine win,,,,very well deserved and into my favs so I can save it for another good laugh when I need it.
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Date: 8/21/2010 5:03:00 AM
Hilarious!...The master of humor strikes again!("I'm sorry doctor") Congratulations, Joe! - Tim
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Date: 8/21/2010 3:03:00 AM
Funny one Joe- Congrats on 1st!
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Date: 8/20/2010 9:03:00 PM
Congrats on the first place win
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Date: 8/20/2010 4:26:00 PM
Congratulations, Joe, on your first place win. Agape, Moses
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Date: 8/20/2010 2:14:00 PM
congrats on the well deserved win!! Take care!
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Date: 8/20/2010 12:32:00 PM
congrats on your first place win with this adorable entry
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Date: 8/20/2010 10:46:00 AM
Congrats, Joe. Great job. LOL. Ralph
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Date: 8/20/2010 9:06:00 AM
Congratulations Joe!!!! So funny....like an old traveling salesman's joke!!! Great job! ~
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Date: 8/20/2010 9:06:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Joe in Carolyn Devonshire's "Doctor Phobia! Quick Contest". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/20/2010 8:59:00 AM
Congrats Joe on your first place win in the doctor contest.. great write.. ciao with luv..
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Date: 8/20/2010 8:40:00 AM
This is outrageously funny, Joe. You had me rolling with laughter. Your poem truly stood out for first place! There were many great entries and it was hard ranking them as each one gave me a laugh. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/20/2010 8:37:00 AM
Hey Joe, congratulations on your win :) Wilma
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Date: 8/19/2010 10:32:00 AM
I am wishing you a wonderful day full of inspiration Joe. I thank you for sharing your poetry today and I wish you the best in Carolyn's contest. It was a pleasure to read. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/19/2010 3:05:00 AM
Enjoyed your witty write Joe, the poor doctor :) Wilma
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Date: 8/18/2010 10:43:00 PM
I loved this one Joe. Funny and very clever. If I didn't tell you before, I want to thank you so much for my win in your contest. Aloha, Connie
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Date: 8/18/2010 7:42:00 PM
adorable, love it
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Date: 8/18/2010 7:40:00 PM
Great piece Joe.. good luck if for a new contest on Soup.. enjoyed your rhyme very much.. with luv from Italy ..ciao..
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Date: 8/18/2010 6:27:00 PM
Smiles to you Joe,..p.d.
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Date: 8/18/2010 6:11:00 PM
So funny!!! It reminds me of that episode on "Seindfeld" wth the three generations of men but they all looked as old as the older generation. When they tried to prove to Jerry how strong they were and tried to lift a TV set I think theyall ended up in the same hospital bed :)
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Date: 8/18/2010 5:14:00 PM
funny!! witty & smiling :)
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Date: 8/18/2010 4:29:00 PM
:) Thank you for supporting my contest, Joe. You're priceless! Thanks also for the Soup mail about the dream. I sent you a response.
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