A Cold Day In Hell

I sit at my bench again,
this whole scene is getting old.
Same old sinners skulking in,
same defense a trillion-fold.

Now the room fills up with steam.
Next, flames shoot up through the grate.
I'm so bored I want to scream!
Here's the part I really hate...

Blah, blah, blah, "I beg you, sir,
this is all one big mistake...!"
Ugh! Stop clutching at my fur!
YOU'LL be burning at the stake.

I've been doing this so long,
I forgot when it began.
Sentencing the endless throng
of the very worst of man.

NEXT...! Let's go - don't hold the line,
I've got legions more to see.
Quicksand... Sharks... Irate canine...
Punishment is up to me.

Used to be I really dug
civic aspects of this job,
now I just want to unplug
from this whole unholy mob.

What if men just acted right?
What if more went UP,  than down?
Maybe I'd take off a night...
or perhaps go out of town...

WAIT. Did I just have that thought??
Oh my badness, I'm not well...
Feel my head - am I still hot?!

...Guess there ARE cold days in hell!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Boddie Avatar
November 15, 2015 at 10:47 AM
now that is really an interesting write....trapped in hell, tortured day and night....yet satan never tires until the end of eternity....to this day, he is still trying to recruit me....;)
Harding Avatar
November 15, 2015 at 7:05 PM
What's a modern man to do? **+** Straight and narrow can be tough **+** Satan needn't search for you **+** You will find him soon enough!
Allison Avatar
August 6, 2015 at 5:57 AM
I commented on this before Lycia but it has disappeared - sometimes this glitch happens! many congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx
Harding Avatar
August 7, 2015 at 3:29 PM
Thank you, Jan! Yes, I've noticed that. Or sometimes, if someone is leaving the next comment at the same time, they post in the wrong reply box. But anyway - kisses! Mwah!
A  Avatar
August 6, 2015 at 1:03 AM
Lycia, Congrats on your Hot, hot win. Love SKAT
Harding Avatar
August 7, 2015 at 4:21 PM
Thank you, SKAT! xoxo
A. Sharma Avatar
August 5, 2015 at 11:40 PM
Wonderful write Lycia really worth a hot win! Big congrats!
Harding Avatar
August 7, 2015 at 4:19 PM
Thank you, Doc! xoxo
Lawless Avatar
August 5, 2015 at 10:12 PM
When the Devil wants to get the hell out of hell......THAT'S HOT......Enjoyed this one Lycia, thanks for entering the contest.
Harding Avatar
August 5, 2015 at 11:29 PM
Thank you, John. Great idea for a fun contest! Keep em comin! xoxo
Hunjeri Avatar
July 23, 2015 at 8:52 AM
Yea sometimes work feels so much like that. This is a winner. All the best!
Harding Avatar
July 23, 2015 at 10:06 AM
Thank you, Njeri! xoxo
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