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A Carpenter Without Sandpaper

A carpenter friend of mine is skilled and able. This morning, he was building a new table. He said, “I ran out of sandpaper. I have to get some more. I’m going to take a quick trip to the hardware store.” I said to him, “If it’s time you want to save, it just so happens this morning I forgot to shave. Here, you don’t need sandpaper to begin. If you want to get the surface smooth, just use my chin”.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 4/22/2014 2:24:00 PM
Very funny Robert! congrats on win. // paul
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Date: 4/22/2014 9:47:00 AM
Congratulation on the fine win with this lovely poem, robert
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Date: 4/21/2014 9:32:00 PM
Robert, Congratulations, --Enjoyed your awesome win. Thank you so much for the support... Always & forever *Linda
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Date: 2/17/2011 10:37:00 AM
cute and clever! great rhyming!
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Date: 2/16/2011 11:13:00 AM
By all means give the Villanelle form a shot, Robert. I only discovered it with Dr. Ram's contest, but I thoroughly enjoyed writing it. Still laughing at this poem of yours! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 2/16/2011 12:36:00 AM
hahaha. .funny. .tnx for the smiley post
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Date: 2/15/2011 10:10:00 PM
hahaha, This one is GREAT
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Date: 2/15/2011 7:12:00 PM
Now that's funny! LOL
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Date: 2/15/2011 6:49:00 PM
Love it....makes me think of my husband first thing in the morning....like a brillo pad!!! :)
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Date: 2/15/2011 4:00:00 PM
lol, funny one, good job Robert, I need a laugh
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