A Bird #### In My Hair

(This is a fictional poem) I went to a job interview after a bird #### in my hair. #### was all over the top of my head and I didn't know it was there. I wondered why the people were laughing when I went to the job interview. I didn't get the job because my hair was covered with poo. Nobody told me that I had #### in my hair so I went like that on a date. Needless to say it didn't go so great. She didn't want a second date, that couldn't be more clearer. I pissed all over myself when I got home and looked in a mirror. I got really mad and I had a fit. I've washed my hair five times and it still smells like ####.