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A Big Sissy I Become

Scheduled to have a blood sample taken A big sissy I become, start sweating and shaking It's just not right It's Dracula like It ain't human to stick a needle into someone's bacon © Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 8/10/2015 6:05:00 PM

Oh man, Jack. Youve got lots laughing with this one!!! Nicely done! youre just hilarious Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/10/2015 7:39:00 PM

HATE NEEDLES!!! Whatta big sissy eh! Love, Jacko xxxx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/31/2015 7:34:00 PM

Ah Jack... having nightmares about vampire bats makes one little jab of a needle more pleasant. One warning though... don't upset the nurse, or offer her a hundred bucks if you don't feel it - Lindsay

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/31/2015 7:42:00 PM

I offered her riches beyond her wildest dreams and she still stuck the damn thing in... barbaric!

Theresa Cw

Date: 7/31/2015 11:37:00 AM

I so totally agree with what Terry has said below, I always tell them to use my hands... Man I hate that time of year when a person has to get any time of blood work done. Great limerick dear Jack. Hugs Theresa

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/31/2015 3:46:00 PM

Whatta big fraidy cat I am! It's not human... love, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 7/31/2015 10:46:00 AM

Wear a tutu and they might give you a lollipop! LOL... A suger coated attack is always better than not. Grandpa Troll says it gives you something to look forward to, and to think about, other than what they're doing. Or he said... He'd come over with his club to give you a little anesthetic. Actually it works quite well... Been there... done that... And I didn't remember a thing... plus they gave me a world famous gigante lollipop... Said I'd earned it, since I was the best patient ever! Really!

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/31/2015 3:42:00 PM

Hey never thought of the Cathie thing... great idea!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman
Date: 7/31/2015 10:47:00 AM

Or even better... Have Lady Cathie come along and give you a big kiss while they're doing it... Trust me... I'm sure... It's a top notch way to go! LOL

Neva Romaine

Date: 7/31/2015 9:44:00 AM

Hey John, stopped by for a visit. Oh, I do shudder at the thought of the dreaded needle (in whatever part they decide to stick it). Be Blessed, Neva

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/31/2015 3:40:00 PM

Don't even like the term, 'stick it'! LOL BARBARIC Love, Jack xxx

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/31/2015 3:38:00 PM

Jan Allison

Date: 7/31/2015 5:59:00 AM

I did a poem on the same thing - the vampire nurse lol -my tip ... eat chocolate when she is doing the evil deed and I have no problems at all the last 3 blood tests:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2015 6:09:00 AM

It works for me Jack - i get them to let recline the chair - and have a glass of water ready for me .. but last 3 times I've been absolutely fine no sign of the wobblies like I used to get:-) Let me know if it works! Hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/31/2015 6:06:00 AM

Brilliant idea... gonna try it!!! LOL Good morning dear sister... love, Jack xxx