A Beautiful Lady From Poetry Soup
A beautiful lady from poetry soup
Went for a car ride one day
but as she drove to the local mall
She realised she had forgotten the way.
Then she saw a young man fishing
Directions from him she would ask
but she realised her high heels
Were simply not up to the task.
So she called him over
and he was eager to please
Until she pulled down his trousers
OOH its so long since she saw one of these.
The young man covered his todger
As into the back seat they fly
She fought to pull his hands away
but can't remember why.
I know I shouldn't make fun of ladies
Such beautiful ladies especially
But I'm desperate to witness their humour
That is why they are getting this from me.
I'm sure they'll tut tut and shake their heads
Returning to this wonderful home we share
They are hardly likely to seek revenge
I think they just wouldn't dare.
Copyright © Darren Watson | Year Posted 2014
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