A Beautiful Lady From Poetry Soup

A beautiful lady from poetry soup
Went for a car ride one day
but as she drove to the local mall
She realised she had forgotten the way.

Then she saw a young man fishing
Directions from him she would ask
but she realised her high heels
Were simply not up to the task.

So she called him over
and he was eager to please
Until she pulled down his trousers
OOH its so long since she saw one of these.

The young man covered his todger
As into the back seat they fly
She fought to pull his hands away
but can't remember why.

I know I shouldn't make fun of ladies
Such beautiful ladies especially
But I'm desperate to witness their humour
That is why they are getting this from me.

I'm sure they'll tut tut and shake their heads
Returning to this wonderful home we share
They are hardly likely to seek revenge
I think they just wouldn't dare.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Khan Avatar
May 16, 2014 at 2:15 AM
That's just Awesomeeee!! :)
A   Avatar
May 14, 2014 at 12:02 PM
WOW, Darren, this is like a sweet confession. I sure love it, this is different... I'm back for a few days again. I hope to hear from you again... XOX~ Linda
Harrell Avatar
May 14, 2014 at 8:13 AM
Don't dare something when you cannot match! Twirk :)
Watson Avatar
May 14, 2014 at 10:07 AM
Ha ha ha . taking candy from babies springs to mind , lol
Dietrich Avatar
May 13, 2014 at 7:32 PM
oh,Darren, you remind me of myself when I was 8 years old, yelling out the F word in front of all my relatives and pretending I wanted to know what it meant. I was just getting my mom's goat. Loved doing that. I do it a bit here at Soup once in a while, but it's so "socially unacceptable" haha
Watson Avatar
May 14, 2014 at 10:08 AM
Be socially unacceptable for a change . Its fun and less boring .
Allison Avatar
May 13, 2014 at 1:29 PM
LOL Darren another class humourous write. I hope the young man fishing had a whopper not a tiddler! Hugs as ever my lovely friend Jan xx
Allison Avatar
May 13, 2014 at 1:45 PM
LOL Hugs Jan xx
Watson Avatar
May 13, 2014 at 1:42 PM
He wasn't called Moby for nothing. lol
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