A Bad Day For Mom

A Bad Day for Mom

Back in the forties a long, long time ago
A dollar to her name, and four kids in tow,

My mother was headed to the grocery store
But needed to pee as soon as she shut the door

She stopped by the outhouse to get some relief
Outside the young ones were causing her grief

She finished up as well as time would  allot
Captured her kids and had to give one a swat

She rushed off to the store for some milk and eggs
She held on to two kids while two held her legs

Reaching for her dollar, a bummer no doubt
When from her purse she pulled toilet paper out!

There was no need for her to be upset and hollar
But she had to wonder what happened to the dollar!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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There Avatar
September 24, 2019 at 3:35 PM
A silly read, but funnier still thinking it's true ;)
Adams Avatar
September 24, 2019 at 6:34 PM
Exactly. Hard times and hard to believe she could have gotten a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread for a dollar!....Thanks for commenting!........pat
Laurie Avatar
August 28, 2018 at 9:36 PM
G'day Pat … as you probably realize I'm right into humour and especially with a killer line. I really enjoyed reading this poem, and I have that is sort of similar named sixpence - thank you Pat - Lindsay
Adams Avatar
August 29, 2018 at 3:37 PM
Well, I'll be checking it out straight away!! Thanks for the comment Lindsay!!.....Pat
Konos Avatar
November 2, 2017 at 9:23 PM
WOW intriguing! What did happen to that dollar? I loved it! You are super talented! Cheers!
Adams Avatar
November 3, 2017 at 12:34 AM
Thanks Judy. I appreciate the comment and my wife's name is Judy also, so I like you already!!!.......80).......Pat
Kimani Avatar
November 2, 2017 at 7:15 PM
Wonderful poem
Adams Avatar
November 3, 2017 at 12:31 AM
Glad you liked it Lynn. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction!!.......Pat...80)....
Chan Avatar
November 2, 2017 at 7:11 PM
So funny! Put a smile on my face. Thoroughly enjoyed. Thank you :)
Adams Avatar
November 3, 2017 at 12:30 AM
Thank you so much Bernard for letting me know you enjoyed it......Pat
Sharma Avatar
November 2, 2017 at 12:04 AM
Haha... Humorous in a creative way! Nice one!!
Adams Avatar
November 2, 2017 at 9:16 AM
Thank you Lekha. I'm glad you liked it!...........Pat
Ligon Avatar
October 29, 2017 at 9:32 PM
You are a great storyteller. You keep the reader engaged and landed with a funny unexpected ending!
Adams Avatar
October 30, 2017 at 3:01 PM
Thank you Juliet. A true story set to rhyme!......80)
Hoffman Avatar
September 10, 2017 at 9:55 PM
Lol, now that would be funny to see the tp!~Che :)
Adams Avatar
September 11, 2017 at 2:39 PM
Yes, a true story as told to me by my mother! Thanks for commenting Che!....80}....Patrick
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