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8 Days of Chanukah

On the first day of Chanukah 
my true love sent to me 
A Zionist in a pear tree
On the second of Chanukah 
y true love sent to me 
Two free- marketers 
and a Zionist in a pear - tree
On the third day of Chanukah 
my true love sent to me 
Three democratic socialists
Two free - marketers 
and a Zionist in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Chanukah 
my true love sent to me
Four moderate democrats 
Three Democratic Socialist 
Two free - marketers 
And a Zionist in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Chanukah 
my true love sent to me 
five Republican operatives 
Four moderate democrats 
Three Democratic Socialist 
Two Free Marketers 
And a Zionist in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Chanukah 
My true love sent to me 
Six ultra - liberals 
Five Republican operatives 
Four moderate Democrats 
Three Democratic Socialist 
Two free-marketers 
And a Zionist in a pear tree 
On the seventh day of Chanukah 
My true love sent to me 
7 Independents 
6 ultra -liberals 
Five Republican operatives
Four moderate Democrats 
Three Democratic Socialist 
Two free marketers 
And a Zionist in a pear tree
On the eighth day of 
My true love sent to me 
8 Free Thinkers 
7 Independents
6 Ultra Liberals
Five Republican operatives 
Four Moderate Democrats 
Two free marketers 
And a Zionist in a pear tree

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 6/29/2012 9:36:00 AM
Nicely penned, Matthew!:) You seem to fit the 8th, 7th, and possibly the 6th. You've certainly given a new twist to this old song! You do have a great sense of humour, sometimes I'm to dense to catch on.:( Have a great weekend! Mikki
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Date: 2/28/2012 4:57:00 PM
So clever! Really like this.
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Date: 12/31/2011 2:39:00 PM
I like days 7 and 8. The others,not so sure about. haha. Cute idea,Matt.
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Date: 12/27/2011 1:57:00 PM
Love this witty piece, Matthew
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Date: 12/25/2011 4:50:00 PM
glad to see a chanukah poem here! very clever. hope you're having a good one...
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Date: 12/25/2011 4:37:00 PM
How awesome and entertaining is his poem! Thanks a mill for posting! Always, Laura
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Date: 12/25/2011 12:17:00 AM
Well, somebody finally wrote something for Chanukah. How clever! Good job Matthew.
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Date: 12/24/2011 9:03:00 PM
Matthew, i love it...i just sang..the 12 days of x-mass to my 7 year old..... Have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year. May your Wishes come true this coming Year! God, bless you and your happy family. Always, here to enjoy the love that goes around the soup... ~p.d.
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