A flash fiction ode to those tween twits who keep the marketing departments employed.  Used to be, you 'd seen the only parts of a movie worth paying for when you'd watched the 2 or 3 minute trailer, but now, it takes only 6 seconds; unless, of course, you want to see the 2 or 3 minute trailer that the 6 second trailer was previewing so you'd hopefully pluck down the 12 bucks to see the 7200 second movie that is due in, oh, let's be fair, 6 months, 12 months, 18 months from now?  And we thought adolescent mentality necessarily harbored only short attention spans.