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Oh my dearest darling Kate
Faced the most awful fate
Ate a peanut
Clogged her big butt
Now larger than Texas State. 

I would assume you've heard of Sue
The poor boy doomed to boo hoo
His dad was funny
Till he had no money
crawled back to his son for some stew

Henry was a giant catipillier 
He worked at Walmart as a vacuum filler
Always on time
Sucked up by nine
Until he met a snail and tried to steal her
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Nance Avatar
October 27, 2015 at 7:11 PM
These made me laugh out loud.
Allison Avatar
October 27, 2015 at 2:45 PM
Made me smile Anna:-) hugs jan xx
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