Notes About The Poem

Published: 2026

Poetry Soup's POEM OF THE DAY (24th September 2026)


JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec

20 26

NEW: Sep

When the guy at the garage 
who’d serviced my car

said ”Ahoy There Me Matey!” 
and added ”Oooh Aarrrr!”

I just stood there perplexed
and confused as to why

he was wearing an eye patch
across his good eye

“Look I don’t understand
why you’re acting this way”

  “Cos the 19th’s World Talk
 Like A Pirate Talks day”

Then I asked how my car was
as if to tempt fate

  “Landlubber, me hearty
 ‘tis in pieces of eight!”

The Diary So Far
Jan to an air infused with wilting pine and the first eight lines of auld lang syne new year proclaimed for all its worth: hope, happiness and peace on earth it kissed and danced about the floor - then yawned and fell asleep once more. Feb I wish to thank a roman priest who died in two six nine as he's the reason centuries on we now have valentine I like the verses on his cards and how for just one day he writes nice things about my wife that I sign anyway but I like his chocolates best of all as they melt away the thought of last month's resolutions and that gym pass that I bought. Mar I don't see spring as others do with nature's love therein - that sense of hope when winter leaves and warmer days begin for come that warmth I see but death as battles march once more just like my name derived from mars - the roman god of war. Apr Dear Gary We're printing your poems in a series of books to be studied by pupils at school. Please accept our advance of ten thousand pounds. You are great! Kind Regards April Fool. May in any given year this month Iis so unique because no other month begins or ends on the same day that may does. Jun It’s around this time of year when summer’s sun is realigned I’m reminded of that solstice at stonehenge in '83 I’d ‘rolled’ up for a concert when it dawned upon my mind: ”See Ancient Stones And Rock” was not The Stones I’d hoped to see. Jul Five days on the Thames Rounded up, ringed and released. Summer’s Swan Upping. Aug When Gaius Octavius became Emperor Augustus they renamed the month after him. Just Imagine the outcry if a leader today did something like this on a whim.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Alex Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Your clever calendar poem beautifully blends relatable, lighthearted humor with creative historical and cultural references. Each monthly entry captures a distinct mood, turning ordinary moments like breaking New Year's resolutions or enduring an April Fool's prank into highly entertaining verses. The sharp rhythm and witty punchlines showcase a wonderfully distinct, human perspective on the passage of time. Congratulations!
Radice Avatar
September 25, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Thank you Christuraj. Appreciated. Cheers - Gary
Nicole Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 6:40 PM
You are very clever and creative, Gary. Congratulations my dear friend, on Poem of the Day. My best to you. : ) Hugs, Brandy
Radice Avatar
September 25, 2026 at 4:13 AM
And my very best to you too Brandy. Thank you. Cheers - Gary
La France Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Gary, wonderful and congratulations on your POTD honor ⭐
Radice Avatar
September 25, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Thank you Constance. It’s always a nice honour. Cheers - Gary
Andresen Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 11:11 AM
- Something fun happens every month, Gary :) - (Feb. and April ... :))) - Congratulations on your p.o.t.d. :) - hugs
Radice Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Thank you Anne-Lise. I’m glad I was able to bring a smile or two. The world needs a giggle or two at the moment. Cheers - Gary
Goldsmith Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Congratulations on your POTD win. I enjoyed reading your creative/fun write. Have a fun day writing away with your wonderful win..........
Radice Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Thank you Paula. It was a surprise to get POTD but a very nice one. Cheers - Gary
Rodrigues Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 5:00 AM
April was hilarious and loved your opener! Just an all-around fun write, Gary! Congrats on POTD!
Radice Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Hi Kim. Thank you. Tbh I’ve had much fun while writing it all. :) Cheers - Gary
Etgen-Baker Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 4:30 AM
your pirate persona is delightful...congrats on your POTD designation
Radice Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 6:56 AM
As is your comment Sara. Thank you. Cheers - Gary
Smith  Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 4:14 AM
September is wonderfully playful, building its humour through the increasingly absurd pirate persona and the narrator’s baffled response. The neat rhyme and conversational rhythm carry the joke effortlessly, and the final “pieces of eight” line is a particularly satisfying punchline—turning an ordinary garage visit into a perfectly timed bit of pirate-day nonsense. Congratulations on POTD 🏴‍☠️
Radice Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I’m smiling as September took me all of about 15 mins to write. Some of the other months quite a bit longer. I think I think too hard sometimes when it comes to poetry. :) Thanks Alison. Cheers - Gary
Kitchin Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Gary, your lines are so entertaining and creative. Congratulations on POTD.
Radice Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Thanks so much Tania. Much appreciated. Cheers - Gary
Gibbons Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Outstanding Gary congratulations on your well deserved POTD honour 😉 I so enjoyed your diary I think I must fav this as it inspired me . Must read much more of your writes ✍️ hugs have a blessed day
Radice Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Thank you Dorothy for your visit and lovely comments. It makes me happy to think that it has inspired you. This is a mini project I’ve been playing around with for most of the year - a project I’ve fallen in and out of love with during that time but I’m happy with it as it stands today and it’s really encouraging to see that others like yourself like it too. Cheers - Gary
Edmonds  Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I enjoyed the read Gary, congratulations on having received the Poem of the Day award… Beryl
Radice Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Thanks Beryl, I’m glad you enjoyed it. I hope you’re keeping well. Cheers - Gary
bard Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Radice Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Thank you. Your name is new to me. I’ll take a look at your poems in the next couple of days or so. Cheers - Gary
bard Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Good day Gary Great poem well done blessings the barefoot bard
Cunningham Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Enjoyed your diary Gary, congratulations to you on today's POTD honour. Hope you're keeping well. Tom
Radice Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Hi Tom. Thanks for your comments. I’ve just returned from a lovely break in York. We did all the touristy things like walking the walls, visiting The Minster and the Jorvik Centre and paying over the odds for food and lodgings but what the heck? :) Hope all is well with you. Cheers - Gary
Lane Avatar
September 23, 2026 at 8:09 AM
A break I've taken from the site for a bit but, Gary... it's not a break from reading my friends' poetry and on yours I must comment. LOVE September and June. I've only one complaint that your writing will end with December. Could it be that you'll change your mind? I'm faving this and will again come December. With gratitude for your friendship and poetic talent 🌹
Lane Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 1:26 AM
☺️ could be. Congrats.
Radice Avatar
September 24, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Thank you Lin. I’ve been on PS since 2019 and I’m still unsure as to how a poem is selected for POTD. I have a feeling maybe your fav in the first comment has something to do with it. That said I’m surprised the powers that be have allowed a mini anthology (and an unfinished one at that) to become POTD. but hey I’m forever playing a game I don’t know the rules of. Many thanks again for all your support. Read you soon. Cheers - Gary
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace