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2016 in review

2016 in review

January – 835 sparrows “OCCUPIED” my garden.

February – I looked out my window

March – They were still there

April – They moved to Bernie’s ‘Garden’

May – Bernie spoke to them

June – The garden fell silent

July - Hillary spoke to Bill

August – Bernie fell silent

September – Hillary didn’t speak to the sparrows

October – Bill spoke to the Attorney General

November – Hillary e-mails

December – Trump tweets

John g. Lawless

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Date: 12/28/2016 1:15:00 PM
Bahahahaha!!! John this is such a clever write!!! Hugggs. Deb
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Deborah Burch
Date: 12/29/2016 6:34:00 PM
No John, no ambivalence here. Your piece was truly a remarkably clever write...
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John lawless
Date: 12/29/2016 4:57:00 AM
Thanks Deborah, I like clever.....a very ambiguous compliment in most cases....
Date: 12/28/2016 9:57:00 AM
Love this...the correlation between sparrows and tweets is priceless. This was great. I hope you're not storing this on a private server though...that could be trouble. : )
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John lawless
Date: 12/29/2016 4:54:00 AM
Thanks Chris, ...just having some fun with the electorate....and not all of them are in college...hehehehee