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1500 Crashes

Over 1500 crashes in Toronto alone, the ice storm of the century
People who challenged the conditions soon realized the treachery
Better to call in sick with the flu
Than risk a broken bone or two
The smart ones can still walk and still able to watch Jeopardy

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 4/17/2018 2:07:00 PM Lol! Well done Jack :) rivaling '98 down there is it? We had lots of power outages, good share of accidents too. Some trees down but they're faring a lot better than 98. Hugsies! xomo <3 Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/17/2018 3:42:00 PM People still don't get... either stay home or drive according to conditions! Went out to the supermarket but drove like a little old lady!!! LOL Pooped my knickers though!!! Lovsies, Happy Jack XOX

Maria Williams Date: 4/17/2018 8:48:00 AM See that's why I'm so hesitant to come to Canuky land ~ too cold and stormy ~ We have business in the Winnipeg/Manitoba area that's why we have an affiliation for you guys. A Montreal company makes our canisters and sends them to the Winnipeg factory. In Oz they say the weather is perfect one day and beautiful the next - stay warm and safe...Maria Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/17/2018 8:57:00 AM Actually, this is totally out of the norm! Our summers are warm, sunny and beautiful! Temps in the 80s and even hit 90 occasionally!!! Frigid winters (although not as cold as it once was) and gorgeous summers! Short though!!! It's NOT Aussieland though!!! Happy Jack XOX

Maria Williams Date: 4/17/2018 7:48:00 AM My God thats a lot of crashes, must be some storm. Be safe and warm....Maria xox Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/17/2018 8:02:00 AM The storm of the century!!! YIKESEROONY!!! Got your love to keep me warm!!! Kisses, Happy Jack XOXOX

Tom Cunningham Date: 4/17/2018 4:20:00 AM I hope you've got enough supplies up in that cabin in the hills, plenty food , drink, and a bevy of young fillies to keep you warm. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/17/2018 4:24:00 AM Most important... the fillies!!! The crazy weather is just an excuse though!!! YEE HAW!