Famous Vapid Poems by Famous Poets

These are examples of famous Vapid poems written by some of the greatest and most-well-known modern and classical poets. PoetrySoup is a great educational poetry resource of famous vapid poems. These examples illustrate what a famous vapid poem looks like and its form, scheme, or style (where appropriate).

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Ainsi Va le Monde

...rom the sun-shine of poetic fame, 
Stripp'd of each charm she scarcely boasts a name: 
Her voice no more can please the vapid throng, 
No more loud Pæans consecrate her song, 
Cold, faint, and sullen, to the grove she flies, 
A faded garland veils her radiant eyes: 
A with'ring laurel on her breast she wears, 
Fann'd by her sighs, and spangled with her tears; 
From her each fond associate early fled, 
She mourn'd a MILTON lost, a SHAKSPERE dead: 
Her eye beheld a CHATTERTON o...Read more of this...
by Robinson, Mary Darby


Apple-Pie and Cheese

...tated,
Non disputandum est.
Which meaneth, when translated,
That all is for the best.
So let the foolish choose 'em
The vapid sweets of sin,
I will not disabuse 'em
Of the heresy they're in;
But I, when I undress me
Each night, upon my knees
Will ask the Lord to bless me
With apple-pie and cheese!...Read more of this...
by Field, Eugene

From The Flats

...What heartache -- ne'er a hill!
Inexorable, vapid, vague and chill
The drear sand-levels drain my spirit low.
With one poor word they tell me all they know;
Whereat their stupid tongues, to tease my pain,
Do drawl it o'er again and o'er again.
They hurt my heart with griefs I cannot name:
Always the same, the same.

Nature hath no surprise,
No ambuscade of beauty 'gainst mine eyes
From brake or lurkin...Read more of this...
by Lanier, Sidney

Heroic Poem in Praise of Wine

...ll Creation down distilled
To one small ardent sphere immensely filled.
With memories empty, with experience null,
With vapid eye-balls meaningless and dull
They pass unblest through the unfruitful light;
And when we open the bronze doors of Night,
When we in high carousal, we reclined,
Spur up to Heaven the still ascending mind,
Pass with the all inspiring, to and fro,
The torch of genius and the Muse's glow,
They, lifeless, stare at vacancy alone
Or plan mean traffic, or re...Read more of this...
by Belloc, Hilaire

How Thought You That This Thing Could Captivate?

...ould captivate? 
What are those graces that could make her dear, 
Who is not worth the notice of a sneer, 
To rouse the vapid devil of her hate? 
A speech conventional, so void of weight, 
That after it has buzzed about one's ear, 
'Twere rich refreshment for a week to hear 
The dentist babble or the barber prate; 

A hand displayed with many a little art; 
An eye that glances on her neighbor's dress; 
A foot too often shown for my regard; 
An angel's form -- a waiting-woman'...Read more of this...
by Tennyson, Alfred Lord


Lead Soldiers

...y
Orders, and some quick commands
Really make severe demands
On a mind that's none too rapid,
Leaden brains tend to the vapid.
But how beautifully dressed
Is this army! How impressed
Tommy is when at his heel
All his baggage wagons wheel
About the patterned carpet, and
Moving up his heavy guns
He sees them glow with diamond suns
Flashing all along each barrel.
And the gold and blue apparel
Of his gunners is a joy.
Tommy is a lucky boy.
Boom! Boom! Ta-ra!

The old mandarin nod...Read more of this...
by Lowell, Amy

Melancholy

...
Ah, all is drunk! Bathyllus, has done laughing, pray? 
Ah, all is drunk,--all eaten! Nothing more to say!

Alone, a vapid verse one tosses in the fire; 
Alone, a somewhat thievish slave neglecting one; 
Alone, a vague disgust of all beneath the sun!...Read more of this...
by Verlaine, Paul

Sonnet 04

..., to record 
How sweet your quiet beauty seemed to me. 
Enchanting girl, my faith is not a thing 
By futile prayers and vapid psalm-singing 
To vent in crowded nave and public pew. 
My creed is simple: that the world is fair, 
And beauty the best thing to worship there, 
And I confess it by adoring you....Read more of this...
by Seeger, Alan

Stanzas Written under an Oak in Windsor Forest

...aint her wing aspires, 
Nor rigid spells her flight can bind;
The narrow track of musty schools,
She leaves to plodding VAPID FOOLS. 

To scenes like THESE she bends her way,
HERE the best feelings of the soul
Nor interest taints, nor threats controul, 
Nor vice allures, nor snares betray; 
HERE from each trivial hope remov'd,
Our BARD first sought the MUSE he lov'd. 

Still shall thy pensive gloom diffuse,
The verse sublime, the dulcet song;
While round the POET'S seat shall...Read more of this...
by Robinson, Mary Darby

The Lascar

...

"Since, gaudy Sun! I see no more
"Thy hottest glory gild the day;
"Since, sever'd from my burning shore,
"I waste the vapid hours away;
"O! darkness come ! come, deepest gloom!
"Shroud the young Summer's op'ning bloom;
"Burn, temper'd Orb, with fiercer beams
"This northern world ! and drink the streams
"That thro' the fertile vallies glide
"To bathe the feasted Fiends of Pride!
"Or, hence, broad Sun ! extinguish'd be!
"For endless night encircles Me!

"What is, to me, the C...Read more of this...
by Robinson, Mary Darby

The Reply to Time

...h of care expire; 
While no blest ray of HOPE divine, 
O'er my chill'd bosom deigns to shine: 
While doom'd to mark the vapid day 
In tasteless languor waste away: 
Still, still, my sad and plaintive rhyme 
Must blame the ruthless pow'r of TIME. 

Each infant flow'r of rainbow hue,
That bathes its head in morning dew,
At twilight droops; the mountain PINE,
Whose high and waving brows incline
O'er the white cataract's foamy way,
Shall at THY withering touch decay!
The craggy c...Read more of this...
by Robinson, Mary Darby

The River of Life

...measure life to man, 
Why seem your courses quicker? 

When joys have lost their bloom and breath, 
And life itself is vapid, 
Why, as we reach the Falls of Death 
Feel we its tide more rapid?

It may be strange—yet who would change 
Time's course to slower speeding,
When one by one our friends have gone, 
And left our bosoms bleeding?

Heaven gives our years of fading strength 
Indemnifying fleetness; 
And those of youth, a seeming length, 
Proportion'd to their sweetness....Read more of this...
by Campbell, Thomas

The Talking Oak

...shions of whose touch may press 
The maiden's tender palm. 

"I, rooted here among the groves 
But languidly adjust 
My vapid vegetable loves 
With anthers and with dust: 

"For ah! my friend, the days were brief 
Whereof the poets talk, 
When that, which breathes within the leaf, 
Could slip its bark and walk. 

"But could I, as in times foregone, 
From spray, and branch, and stem, 
Have suck'd and gather'd into one 
The life that spreads in them, 

"She had not found me so ...Read more of this...
by Tennyson, Alfred Lord

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