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Written by Andrew Marvell | Create an image from this poem

Tom Mays Death

 As one put drunk into the Packet-boat,
Tom May was hurry'd hence and did not know't.
But was amaz'd on the Elysian side, And with an Eye uncertain, gazing wide, Could not determine in what place he was, For whence in Stevens ally Trees or Grass.
Nor where the Popes head, nor the Mitre lay, Signs by which still he found and lost his way.
At last while doubtfully he all compares, He saw near hand, as he imagin'd Ares.
Such did he seem for corpulence and port, But 'twas a man much of another sort; 'Twas Ben that in the dusky Laurel shade Amongst the Chorus of old Poets laid, Sounding of ancient Heroes, such as were The Subjects Safety, and the Rebel's Fear.
But how a double headed Vulture Eats, Brutus and Cassius the Peoples cheats.
But seeing May he varied streight his song, Gently to signifie that he was wrong.
Cups more then civil of Emilthian wine, I sing (said he) and the Pharsalian Sign, Where the Historian of the Common-wealth In his own Bowels sheath'd the conquering health.
By this May to himself and them was come, He found he was tranflated, and by whom.
Yet then with foot as stumbling as his tongue Prest for his place among the Learned throng.
But Ben, who knew not neither foe nor friend, Sworn Enemy to all that do pretend, Rose more then ever he was seen severe, Shook his gray locks, and his own Bayes did tear At this intrusion.
Then with Laurel wand, The awful Sign of his supream command.
At whose dread Whisk Virgil himself does quake, And Horace patiently its stroke does take, As he crowds in he whipt him ore the pate Like Pembroke at the Masque, and then did rate.
Far from these blessed shades tread back agen Most servil' wit, and Mercenary Pen.
Polydore, Lucan, Allan, Vandale, Goth, Malignant Poet and Historian both.
Go seek the novice Statesmen, and obtrude On them some Romane cast similitude, Tell them of Liberty, the Stories fine, Until you all grow Consuls in your wine.
Or thou Dictator of the glass bestow On him the Cato, this the Cicero.
Transferring old Rome hither in your talk, As Bethlem's House did to Loretto walk.
Foul Architect that hadst not Eye to see How ill the measures of these States agree.
And who by Romes example England lay, Those but to Lucan do continue May.
But the nor Ignorance nor seeming good Misled, but malice fixt and understood.
Because some one than thee more worthy weares The sacred Laurel, hence are all these teares? Must therefore all the World be set on flame, Because a Gazet writer mist his aim? And for a Tankard-bearing Muse must we As for the Basket Guelphs and Gibellines be? When the Sword glitters ore the Judges head, And fear has Coward Churchmen silenced, Then is the Poets time, 'tis then he drawes, And single fights forsaken Vertues cause.
He, when the wheel of Empire, whirleth back, And though the World disjointed Axel crack, Sings still of ancient Rights and better Times, Seeks wretched good, arraigns successful Crimes.
But thou base man first prostituted hast Our spotless knowledge and the studies chast.
Apostatizing from our Arts and us, To turn the Chronicler to Spartacus.
Yet wast thou taken hence with equal fate, Before thou couldst great Charles his death relate.
But what will deeper wound thy little mind, Hast left surviving Davenant still behind Who laughs to see in this thy death renew'd, Right Romane poverty and gratitude.
Poor Poet thou, and grateful Senate they, Who thy last Reckoning did so largely pay.
And with the publick gravity would come, When thou hadst drunk thy last to lead thee home.
If that can be thy home where Spencer lyes And reverend Chaucer, but their dust does rise Against thee, and expels thee from their side, As th' Eagles Plumes from other birds divide.
Nor here thy shade must dwell, Return, Return, Where Sulphrey Phlegeton does ever burn.
The Cerberus with all his Jawes shall gnash, Megera thee with all her Serpents lash.
Thou rivited unto Ixion's wheel Shalt break, and the perpetual Vulture feel.
'Tis just what Torments Poets ere did feign, Thou first Historically shouldst sustain.
Thus by irrevocable Sentence cast, May only Master of these Revels past.
And streight he vanisht in a Cloud of Pitch, Such as unto the Sabboth bears the Witch.


Written by Robert William Service | Create an image from this poem

Contentment

 An Ancient gaffer once I knew,
Who puffed a pipe and tossed a tankard;
He claimed a hundred years or two,
And for a dozen more he hankered;
So o'er a pint I asked how he
Had kept his timbers tight together;
He grinned and answered: "It maun be
Because I likes all kinds o' weather.
"Fore every morn when I get up I lights my clay pipe wi' a cinder, And as me mug o' tea I sup I looks from out the cottage winder; And if it's shade or if it's shine Or wind or snow befit to freeze me, I always say: 'Well, now that's fine .
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It's just the sorto' day to please me.
' "For I have found it wise in life To take the luck the way it's coming; A wake, a worry or a wife - Just carry on and keep a-humming.
And so I lights me pipe o' clay, And through the morn on blizzard borders, I chuckle in me guts and say: 'It's just the day the doctor orders.
'" A mighty good philosophy Thought I, and leads to longer living, To make the best of things that be, And take the weather of God's giving; So though the sky be ashen grey, And winds be edged and sleet be slanting, Heap faggots on the fire and say: "It's just the kind of day I'm wanting.
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Written by Emily Dickinson | Create an image from this poem

I know some lonely Houses off the Road

 I know some lonely Houses off the Road
A Robber'd like the look of --
Wooden barred,
And Windows hanging low,
Inviting to --
A Portico,
Where two could creep --
One -- hand the Tools --
The other peep --
To make sure All's Asleep --
Old fashioned eyes --
Not easy to surprise!

How orderly the Kitchen'd look, by night,
With just a Clock --
But they could gag the Tick --
And Mice won't bark --
And so the Walls -- don't tell --
None -- will --

A pair of Spectacles ajar just stir --
An Almanac's aware --
Was it the Mat -- winked,
Or a Nervous Star?
The Moon -- slides down the stair,
To see who's there!

There's plunder -- where --
Tankard, or Spoon --
Earring -- or Stone --
A Watch -- Some Ancient Brooch
To match the Grandmama --
Staid sleeping -- there --

Day -- rattles -- too
Stealth's -- slow --
The Sun has got as far
As the third Sycamore --
Screams Chanticleer
"Who's there"?

And Echoes -- Trains away,
Sneer -- "Where"!
While the old Couple, just astir,
Fancy the Sunrise -- left the door ajar!
Written by Robert Southey | Create an image from this poem

Botany Bay Eclogues 03 - Humphrey And William

 (Time, Noon.
) HUMPHREY: See'st thou not William that the scorching Sun By this time half his daily race has run? The savage thrusts his light canoe to shore And hurries homeward with his fishy store.
Suppose we leave awhile this stubborn soil To eat our dinner and to rest from toil! WILLIAM: Agreed.
Yon tree whose purple gum bestows A ready medicine for the sick-man's woes, Forms with its shadowy boughs a cool retreat To shield us from the noontide's sultry heat.
Ah Humphrey! now upon old England's shore The weary labourer's morning work is o'er: The woodman now rests from his measur'd stroke Flings down his axe and sits beneath the oak, Savour'd with hunger there he eats his food, There drinks the cooling streamlet of the wood.
To us no cooling streamlet winds its way, No joys domestic crown for us the day, The felon's name, the outcast's garb we wear, Toil all the day, and all the night despair.
HUMPHREY: Ah William! labouring up the furrowed ground I used to love the village clock's dull sound, Rejoice to hear my morning toil was done, And trudge it homewards when the clock went one.
'Twas ere I turn'd a soldier and a sinner! Pshaw! curse this whining--let us fall to dinner.
WILLIAM: I too have loved this hour, nor yet forgot Each joy domestic of my little cot.
For at this hour my wife with watchful care Was wont each humbler dainty to prepare, The keenest sauce by hunger was supplied And my poor children prattled at my side.
Methinks I see the old oak table spread, The clean white trencher and the good brown bread, The cheese my daily food which Mary made, For Mary knew full well the housewife's trade: The jug of cyder,--cyder I could make, And then the knives--I won 'em at the wake.
Another has them now! I toiling here Look backward like a child and drop a tear.
HUMPHREY: I love a dismal story, tell me thine, Meantime, good Will, I'll listen as I dine.
I too my friend can tell a piteous story When I turn'd hero how I purchas'd glory.
WILLIAM: But Humphrey, sure thou never canst have known The comforts of a little home thine own: A home so snug, So chearful too as mine, 'Twas always clean, and we could make it fine; For there King Charles's golden rules were seen, And there--God bless 'em both--the King and Queen.
The pewter plates our garnish'd chimney grace So nicely scour'd, you might have seen your face; And over all, to frighten thieves, was hung Well clean'd, altho' but seldom us'd, my gun.
Ah! that damn'd gun! I took it down one morn-- A desperate deal of harm they did my corn! Our testy Squire too loved to save the breed, So covey upon covey eat my seed.
I mark'd the mischievous rogues, and took my aim, I fir'd, they fell, and--up the keeper came.
That cursed morning brought on my undoing, I went to prison and my farm to ruin.
Poor Mary! for her grave the parish paid, No tomb-stone tells where her cold corpse is laid! My children--my dear boys-- HUMPHREY: Come--Grief is dry-- You to your dinner--to my story I.
To you my friend who happier days have known And each calm comfort of a home your own, This is bad living: I have spent my life In hardest toil and unavailing strife, And here (from forest ambush safe at least) To me this scanty pittance seems a feast.
I was a plough-boy once; as free from woes And blithesome as the lark with whom I rose.
Each evening at return a meal I found And, tho' my bed was hard, my sleep was sound.
One Whitsuntide, to go to fair, I drest Like a great bumkin in my Sunday's best; A primrose posey in my hat I stuck And to the revel went to try my luck.
From show to show, from booth to booth I stray, See stare and wonder all the live-long day.
A Serjeant to the fair recruiting came Skill'd in man-catching to beat up for game; Our booth he enter'd and sat down by me;-- Methinks even now the very scene I see! The canvass roof, the hogshead's running store, The old blind fiddler seated next the door, The frothy tankard passing to and fro And the rude rabble round the puppet-show; The Serjeant eyed me well--the punch-bowl comes, And as we laugh'd and drank, up struck the drums-- And now he gives a bumper to his Wench-- God save the King, and then--God damn the French.
Then tells the story of his last campaign.
How many wounded and how many slain, Flags flying, cannons roaring, drums a-beating, The English marching on, the French retreating,-- "Push on--push on my lads! they fly before ye, "March on to riches, happiness and glory!" At first I wonder'd, by degrees grew bolder, Then cried--"tis a fine thing to be a soldier!" "Aye Humphrey!" says the Serjeant--"that's your name? "'Tis a fine thing to fight the French for fame! "March to the field--knock out a Mounseer's brains "And pick the scoundrel's pocket for your pains.
"Come Humphrey come! thou art a lad of spirit! "Rise to a halbert--as I did--by merit! "Would'st thou believe it? even I was once "As thou art now, a plough-boy and a dunce; "But Courage rais'd me to my rank.
How now boy! "Shall Hero Humphrey still be Numps the plough-boy? "A proper shaped young fellow! tall and straight! "Why thou wert made for glory! five feet eight! "The road to riches is the field of fight,-- "Didst ever see a guinea look so bright? "Why regimentals Numps would give thee grace, "A hat and feather would become that face; "The girls would crowd around thee to be kist-- "Dost love a girl?" "Od Zounds!" I cried "I'll list!" So past the night: anon the morning came, And off I set a volunteer for fame.
"Back shoulders, turn out your toes, hold up your head, "Stand easy!" so I did--till almost dead.
Oh how I long'd to tend the plough again Trudge up the field and whistle o'er the plain, When tir'd and sore amid the piteous throng Hungry and cold and wet I limp'd along, And growing fainter as I pass'd and colder, Curs'd that ill hour when I became a soldier! In town I found the hours more gayly pass And Time fled swiftly with my girl and glass; The girls were wonderous kind and wonderous fair, They soon transferred me to the Doctor's care, The Doctor undertook to cure the evil, And he almost transferred me to the Devil.
'Twere tedious to relate the dismal story Of fighting, fasting, wretchedness and glory.
At last discharg'd, to England's shores I came Paid for my wounds with want instead of fame, Found my fair friends and plunder'd as they bade me, They kist me, coax'd me, robb'd me and betray'd me.
Tried and condemn'd his Majesty transports me, And here in peace, I thank him, he supports me, So ends my dismal and heroic story And Humphrey gets more good from guilt than glory.
Written by G K Chesterton | Create an image from this poem

Variations of an Air

 Old King Cole
Was a merry old soul
And a merry old soul was he
He called for his pipe 
and he called for his bowl 
and he called for his fiddlers three


after Lord Tennyson


Cole, that unwearied prince of Colchester, 
Growing more gay with age and with long days 
Deeper in laughter and desire of life 
As that Virginian climber on our walls 
Flames scarlet with the fading of the year; 
Called for his wassail and that other weed 
Virginian also, from the western woods 
Where English Raleigh checked the boast of Spain, 
And lighting joy with joy, and piling up 
Pleasure as crown for pleasure, bade me bring 
Those three, the minstrels whose emblazoned coats 
Shone with the oyster-shells of Colchester; 
And these three played, and playing grew more fain 
Of mirth and music; till the heathen came 
And the King slept beside the northern sea.
after W.
B.
Yeats Of an old King in a story From the grey sea-folk I have heard Whose heart was no more broken Than the wings of a bird.
As soon as the moon was silver And the thin stars began, He took his pipe and his tankard, Like an old peasant man.
And three tall shadows were with him And came at his command; And played before him for ever The fiddles of fairyland.
And he died in the young summer Of the world's desire; Before our hearts were broken Like sticks in a fire.
after Walt Whitman Me clairvoyant, Me conscious of you, old camarado, Needing no telescope, lorgnette, field-glass, opera-glass, myopic pince-nez, Me piercing two thousand years with eye naked and not ashamed; The crown cannot hide you from me, Musty old feudal-heraldic trappings cannot hide you from me, I perceive that you drink.
(I am drinking with you.
I am as drunk as you are.
) I see you are inhaling tobacco, puffing, smoking, spitting (I do not object to your spitting), You prophetic of American largeness, You anticipating the broad masculine manners of these States; I see in you also there are movements, tremors, tears, desire for the melodious, I salute your three violinists, endlessly making vibrations, Rigid, relentless, capable of going on for ever; They play my accompaniment; but I shall take no notice of any accompaniment; I myself am a complete orchestra.
So long.


Written by Robert William Service | Create an image from this poem

Dance-Hall Girls

 Where are the dames I used to know
In Dawson in the days of yore?
Alas, it's fifty years ago,
And most, I guess, have "gone before.
" The swinging scythe is swift to mow Alike the gallant and the fair; And even I, with gouty toe, Am glad to fill a rocking chair.
Ah me, I fear each gaysome girl Who in champagne I used to toast, or cozen in the waltz's whirl, In now alas, a wistful ghost.
Oh where is Touch The Button Nell? Or Minnie Dale or Rosa Lee, Or Lorna Doone or Daisy Bell? And where is Montreal Maree? Fair ladies of my lusty youth, I fear that you are dead and gone: Where's Gertie of the Diamond Tooth, And where the Mare of Oregon? What's come of Violet de Vere, Claw-fingered Kate and Gumboot Sue? They've crossed the Great Divide, I fear; Remembered now by just a few.
A few who like myself can see Through half a century of haze A heap of goodness in their glee And kindness in their wanton ways.
Alas, my sourdough days are dead, Yet let me toss a tankard down .
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Here's hoping that you wed and bred, And lives of circumspection led, Gay dance-hall girls o Dawson Town!

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