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Best Famous Pinafore Poems

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Written by G K Chesterton | Create an image from this poem

On the Disastrous Spread of Aestheticism in all Classes

 Impetuously I sprang from bed,
Long before lunch was up,
That I might drain the dizzy dew
From the day's first golden cup.
In swift devouring ecstasy Each toil in turn was done; I had done lying on the lawn Three minutes after one.
For me, as Mr.
Wordsworth says, The duties shine like stars; I formed my uncle's character, Decreasing his cigars.
But could my kind engross me? No! Stern Art-what sons escape her? Soon I was drawing Gladstone's nose On scraps of blotting paper.
Then on-to play one-fingered tunes Upon my aunt's piano.
In short, I have a headlong soul, I much resemble Hanno.
(Forgive the entrance of the not Too cogent Carthaginian.
It may have been to make a rhyme; I lean to that opinion.
) Then my great work of book research Till dusk I took in hand- The forming of a final, sound Opinion on The Strand.
But when I quenched the midnight oil, And closed the Referee, Whose thirty volumes folio I take to bed with me, I had a rather funny dream, Intense, that is, and mystic; I dreamed that, with one leap and yell, The world became artistic.
The Shopmen, when their souls were still, Declined to open shops- And Cooks recorded frames of mind In sad and subtle chops.
The stars were weary of routine: The trees in the plantation Were growing every fruit at once, In search of sensation.
The moon went for a moonlight stroll, And tried to be a bard, And gazed enraptured at itself: I left it trying hard.
The sea had nothing but a mood Of 'vague ironic gloom,' With which t'explain its presence in My upstairs drawing-room.
The sun had read a little book That struck him with a notion: He drowned himself and all his fires Deep in a hissing ocean.
Then all was dark, lawless, and lost: I heard great devilish wings: I knew that Art had won, and snapt The Covenant of Things.
I cried aloud, and I awoke, New labours in my head.
I set my teeth, and manfully Began to lie in bed.
Toiling, rejoicing, sorrowing, So I my life conduct.
Each morning see some task begun, Each evening see it chucked.
But still, in sudden moods of dusk, I hear those great weird wings, Feel vaguely thankful to the vast Stupidity of things.
Envoi Clear was the night: the moon was young The larkspurs in the plots Mingled their orange with the gold Of the forget-me-nots.
The poppies seemed a silver mist: So darkly fell the gloom.
You scarce had guessed yon crimson streaks Were buttercups in bloom.
But one thing moved: a little child Crashed through the flower and fern: And all my soul rose up to greet The sage of whom I learn.
I looked into his awful eyes: I waited his decree: I made ingenious attempts To sit upon his knee.
The babe upraised his wondering eyes, And timidly he said, "A trend towards experiment In modern minds is bred.
"I feel the will to roam, to learn By test, experience, nous, That fire is hot and ocean deep, And wolves carnivorous.
"My brain demands complexity," The lisping cherub cried.
I looked at him, and only said, "Go on.
The world is wide.
" A tear rolled down his pinafore, "Yet from my life must pass The simple love of sun and moon, The old games in the grass; "Now that my back is to my home Could these again be found?" I looked on him and only said, "Go on.
The world is round.
"


Written by Edgar Lee Masters | Create an image from this poem

Jim Brown

 While I was handling Dom Pedro
I got at the thing that divides the race between men who are
For singing "Turkey in the straw" or "There is a fountain filled with blood" --
(Like Rile Potter used to sing it over at Concord);
For cards, or for Rev.
Peet's lecture on the holy land; For skipping the light fantastic, or passing the plate; For Pinafore, or a Sunday school cantata; For men, or for money; For the people or against them.
This was it: Rev.
Peet and the Social Purity Club, Headed by Ben Pantier's wife, Went to the Village trustees, And asked them to make me take Dom Pedro From the barn of Wash McNeely, there at the edge of town, To a barn outside of the corporation, On the ground that it corrupted public morals.
Well, Ben Pantier and Fiddler Jones saved the day -- They thought it a slam on colts.
Written by Hilaire Belloc | Create an image from this poem

Charles Augustus Fortescue

 The nicest child I ever knew
Was Charles Augustus Fortescue.
He never lost his cap, or tore His stockings or his pinafore: In eating Bread he made no Crumbs, He was extremely fond of sums, To which, however, he preferred The Parsing of a Latin Word-- He sought, when it was within his power, For information twice an hour, And as for finding Mutton-Fat Unappatising, far from that! He often, at his Father's Board, Would beg them, of his own accord, To give him, if they did not mind, The Greasiest Morsels they could find-- His Later Years did not belie The Promise of his Infancy.
In Public Life he always tried To take a judgement Broad and Wide; In Private, none was more than he Renowned for quiet courtesy.
He rose at once in his Career, And long before hus Fortieth Year Had wedded Fifi, Only Child Of Bunyan, First Lord Aberfylde.
He thus became immensely Rich, And built the Splendid Mansion which Is called The Cedars, Muswell Hill, Where he resides in affluence still, To show what everybody might Become by SIMPLY DOING RIGHT.
Written by Robert William Service | Create an image from this poem

Strip Teaser

 My precious grand-child, aged two,
Is eager to unlace one shoe,
 And then the other;
Her cotton socks she'll deftly doff
Despite the mild reproaches of
 Her mother.
Around the house she loves to fare, And with her rosy tootsies bare, Pit-pat the floor; And though remonstrances we make She presently decides to take Off something more.
Her pinafore she next unties, And then before we realise, Her dress drops down; Her panties and her brassiere, Her chemise and her underwear Are round her strown.
And now she dances all about, As naked as a new-caught trout, With impish glee; And though she's beautiful like that, (A cherubim, but not so fat), Quite shocked are we.
And so we dread with dim dismay Some day she may her charms display In skimpy wear; Aye, even in a gee-string she May frolic on the stage of the Folies-Bèrgere But e'er she does, I hope she'll read This worldly wise and warning screed, That to conceal, Unto the ordinary man Is often more alluring than To ALL reveal.

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