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Written by Matsuo Basho | Create an image from this poem

Four Haiku

 Spring:
A hill without a name
Veiled in morning mist.

The beginning of autumn:
Sea and emerald paddy
Both the same green.

The winds of autumn
Blow: yet still green
The chestnut husks.

A flash of lightning:
Into the gloom
Goes the heron's cry.


Written by Robert Burns | Create an image from this poem

39. Ballad on the American War

 WHEN Guilford good our pilot stood
 An’ did our hellim thraw, man,
Ae night, at tea, began a plea,
 Within America, man:
Then up they gat the maskin-pat,
 And in the sea did jaw, man;
An’ did nae less, in full congress,
 Than quite refuse our law, man.


Then thro’ the lakes Montgomery takes,
 I wat he was na slaw, man;
Down Lowrie’s Burn he took a turn,
 And Carleton did ca’, man:
But yet, whatreck, he, at Quebec,
 Montgomery-like did fa’, man,
Wi’ sword in hand, before his band,
 Amang his en’mies a’, man.


Poor Tammy Gage within a cage
 Was kept at Boston-ha’, man;
Till Willie Howe took o’er the knowe
 For Philadelphia, man;
Wi’ sword an’ gun he thought a sin
 Guid Christian bluid to draw, man;
But at New York, wi’ knife an’ fork,
 Sir-Loin he hacked sma’, man.


Burgoyne gaed up, like spur an’ whip,
 Till Fraser brave did fa’, man;
Then lost his way, ae misty day,
 In Saratoga shaw, man.
Cornwallis fought as lang’s he dought,
 An’ did the Buckskins claw, man;
But Clinton’s glaive frae rust to save,
 He hung it to the wa’, man.


Then Montague, an’ Guilford too,
 Began to fear, a fa’, man;
And Sackville dour, wha stood the stour,
 The German chief to thraw, man:
For Paddy Burke, like ony Turk,
 Nae mercy had at a’, man;
An’ Charlie Fox threw by the box,
 An’ lows’d his tinkler jaw, man.


Then Rockingham took up the game,
 Till death did on him ca’, man;
When Shelburne meek held up his cheek,
 Conform to gospel law, man:
Saint Stephen’s boys, wi’ jarring noise,
 They did his measures thraw, man;
For North an’ Fox united stocks,
 An’ bore him to the wa’, man.


Then clubs an’ hearts were Charlie’s cartes,
 He swept the stakes awa’, man,
Till the diamond’s ace, of Indian race,
 Led him a sair faux pas, man:
The Saxon lads, wi’ loud placads,
 On Chatham’s boy did ca’, man;
An’ Scotland drew her pipe an’ blew,
 “Up, Willie, waur them a’, man!”


Behind the throne then Granville’s gone,
 A secret word or twa, man;
While slee Dundas arous’d the class
 Be-north the Roman wa’, man:
An’ Chatham’s wraith, in heav’nly graith,
 (Inspired bardies saw, man),
Wi’ kindling eyes, cry’d, “Willie, rise!
 Would I hae fear’d them a’, man?”


But, word an’ blow, North, Fox, and Co.
 Gowff’d Willie like a ba’, man;
Till Suthron raise, an’ coost their claise
 Behind him in a raw, man:
An’ Caledon threw by the drone,
 An’ did her whittle draw, man;
An’ swoor fu’ rude, thro’ dirt an’ bluid,
 To mak it guid in law, man.
Written by Thomas Moore | Create an image from this poem

All In a Family Way

 My banks are all furnished with rags,
So thick, even Freddy can't thin 'em;
I've torn up my old money-bags,
Having little or nought to put in 'em.
My tradesman are smashing by dozens,
But this is all nothing, they say;
For bankrupts, since Adam, are cousins,
So, it's all in the family way.


My Debt not a penny takes from me,
As sages the matter explain; --
Bob owes it to Tom and then Tommy
Just owes it to Bob back again.
Since all have thus taken to owing,
There's nobody left that can pay;
And this is the way to keep going, --
All quite in the family way.


My senators vote away millions,
To put in Prosperity's budget;
And though it were billions or trillions,
The generous rogues wouldn't grudge it.
'Tis all but a family hop,
'Twas Pitt began dancing the hay;
Hands round! -- why the deuce should we stop?
'Tis all in the family way.


My labourers used to eat mutton,
As any great man of the State does;
And now the poor devils are put on
Small rations of tea and potatoes.
But cheer up John, Sawney and Paddy,
The King is your father, they say;
So ev'n if you starve for your Daddy,
'Tis all in the family way.


My rich manufacturers tumble,
My poor ones have nothing to chew;
And, even if themselves do not grumble,
Their stomachs undoubtedly do.
But coolly to fast en famille,
Is as good for the soul as to pray;
And famine itself is genteel,
When one starves in a family way.


I have found out a secret for Freddy,
A secret for next Budget day;
Though, perhaps he may know it already,
As he, too, 's a sage in his way.
When next for the Treasury scene he
Announces "the Devil to pay",
Let him write on the bills, "Nota bene,
'Tis all in the family way."
Written by Andrew Barton Paterson | Create an image from this poem

Father Rileys Horse

 'Twas the horse thief, Andy Regan, that was hunted like a dog 
By the troopers of the upper Murray side, 
They had searched in every gully -- they had looked in every log, 
But never sight or track of him they spied, 
Till the priest at Kiley's Crossing heard a knocking very late 
And a whisper "Father Riley -- come across!" 
So his Rev'rence in pyjamas trotted softly to the gate 
And admitted Andy Regan -- and a horse! 
"Now, it's listen, Father Riley, to the words I've got to say, 
For it's close upon my death I am tonight. 
With the troopers hard behind me I've been hiding all the day 
In the gullies keeping close and out of sight. 
But they're watching all the ranges till there's not a bird could fly, 
And I'm fairly worn to pieces with the strife, 
So I'm taking no more trouble, but I'm going home to die, 
'Tis the only way I see to save my life. 

"Yes, I'm making home to mother's, and I'll die o' Tuesday next 
An' be buried on the Thursday -- and, of course, 
I'm prepared to meet my penance, but with one thing I'm perplexed 
And it's -- Father, it's this jewel of a horse! 
He was never bought nor paid for, and there's not a man can swear 
To his owner or his breeder, but I know, 
That his sire was by Pedantic from the Old Pretender mare 
And his dam was close related to The Roe. 

"And there's nothing in the district that can race him for a step, 
He could canter while they're going at their top: 
He's the king of all the leppers that was ever seen to lep, 
A five-foot fence -- he'd clear it in a hop! 
So I'll leave him with you, Father, till the dead shall rise again, 
Tis yourself that knows a good 'un; and, of course, 
You can say he's got by Moonlight out of Paddy Murphy's plain 
If you're ever asked the breeding of the horse! 

"But it's getting on to daylight and it's time to say goodbye, 
For the stars above the east are growing pale. 
And I'm making home to mother -- and it's hard for me to die! 
But it's harder still, is keeping out of gaol! 
You can ride the old horse over to my grave across the dip 
Where the wattle bloom is waving overhead. 
Sure he'll jump them fences easy -- you must never raise the whip 
Or he'll rush 'em! -- now, goodbye!" and he had fled! 

So they buried Andy Regan, and they buried him to rights, 
In the graveyard at the back of Kiley's Hill; 
There were five-and-twenty mourners who had five-and-twenty fights 
Till the very boldest fighters had their fill. 
There were fifty horses racing from the graveyard to the pub, 
And their riders flogged each other all the while. 
And the lashin's of the liquor! And the lavin's of the grub! 
Oh, poor Andy went to rest in proper style. 

Then the races came to Kiley's -- with a steeplechase and all, 
For the folk were mostly Irish round about, 
And it takes an Irish rider to be fearless of a fall, 
They were training morning in and morning out. 
But they never started training till the sun was on the course 
For a superstitious story kept 'em back, 
That the ghost of Andy Regan on a slashing chestnut horse, 
Had been training by the starlight on the track. 

And they read the nominations for the races with surprise 
And amusement at the Father's little joke, 
For a novice had been entered for the steeplechasing prize, 
And they found it was Father Riley's moke! 
He was neat enough to gallop, he was strong enough to stay! 
But his owner's views of training were immense, 
For the Reverend Father Riley used to ride him every day, 
And he never saw a hurdle nor a fence. 

And the priest would join the laughter: "Oh," said he, "I put him in, 
For there's five-and-twenty sovereigns to be won. 
And the poor would find it useful, if the chestnut chanced to win, 
And he'll maybe win when all is said and done!" 
He had called him Faugh-a-ballagh, which is French for 'Clear the course', 
And his colours were a vivid shade of green: 
All the Dooleys and O'Donnells were on Father Riley's horse, 
While the Orangemen were backing Mandarin! 

It was Hogan, the dog poisoner -- aged man and very wise, 
Who was camping in the racecourse with his swag, 
And who ventured the opinion, to the township's great surprise, 
That the race would go to Father Riley's nag. 
"You can talk about your riders -- and the horse has not been schooled, 
And the fences is terrific, and the rest! 
When the field is fairly going, then ye'll see ye've all been fooled, 
And the chestnut horse will battle with the best. 

"For there's some has got condition, and they think the race is sure, 
And the chestnut horse will fall beneath the weight, 
But the hopes of all the helpless, and the prayers of all the poor, 
Will be running by his side to keep him straight. 
And it's what's the need of schoolin' or of workin' on the track, 
Whin the saints are there to guide him round the course! 
I've prayed him over every fence -- I've prayed him out and back! 
And I'll bet my cash on Father Riley's horse!" 

* 

Oh, the steeple was a caution! They went tearin' round and round, 
And the fences rang and rattled where they struck. 
There was some that cleared the water -- there was more fell in and drowned, 
Some blamed the men and others blamed the luck! 
But the whips were flying freely when the field came into view, 
For the finish down the long green stretch of course, 
And in front of all the flyers -- jumpin' like a kangaroo, 
Came the rank outsider -- Father Riley's horse! 

Oh, the shouting and the cheering as he rattled past the post! 
For he left the others standing, in the straight; 
And the rider -- well they reckoned it was Andy Regan's ghost, 
And it beat 'em how a ghost would draw the weight! 
But he weighed in, nine stone seven, then he laughed and disappeared, 
Like a banshee (which is Spanish for an elf), 
And old Hogan muttered sagely, "If it wasn't for the beard 
They'd be thinking it was Andy Regan's self!" 

And the poor of Kiley's Crossing drank the health at Christmastide 
Of the chestnut and his rider dressed in green. 
There was never such a rider, not since Andy Regan died, 
And they wondered who on earth he could have been. 
But they settled it among 'em, for the story got about, 
'Mongst the bushmen and the people on the course, 
That the Devil had been ordered to let Andy Regan out 
For the steeplechase on Father Riley's horse!
Written by Rudyard Kipling | Create an image from this poem

The Merchantmen

 King Solomon drew merchantmen,
 Because of his desire
 For peacocks, apes, and ivory,
 From Tarshish unto Tyre,
 With cedars out of Lebanon
 Which Hiram rafted down;
 But we be only sailormen
 That use in London town.

Coastwise -- cross-seas -- round the world and back again --
 Where the paw shall head us or the full Trade suits --
Plain-sail -- storm-sail -- lay your board and tack again --
 And that's the way we'll pay Paddy Doyle for his boots!

 We bring no store of ingots,
 Of spice or precious stones,
 But what we have we gathered
 With sweat and aching bones:
 In flame beneath the Tropics,
 In frost upon the floe,
 And jeopardy of every wind
 That does between them go.

 And some we got by purchase,
 And some we had by trade,
 And some we found by courtesy
 Of pike and carronade --
 At midnight, 'mid-sea meetings,
 For charity to keep,
 And light the rolling homeward-bound
 That rowed a foot too deep!

 By sport of bitter weather
 We're walty, strained, and scarred
 From the kentledge on the kelson
 To the slings upon the yard.
 Six oceans had their will of us
 To carry all away --
 Our galley's in the Baltic,
 And our boom's in Mossel Bay.

 We've floundered off the Texel,
 Awash with sodden deals,
 We've shipped from Valparaiso
 With the Norther at our heels:
 We're ratched beyond the Crossets
 That tusk the Southern Pole,
 And dipped our gunnels under
 To the dread Agulhas roll.

 Beyond all outer charting
 We sailed where none have sailed,
 And saw the land-lights burning
 On islands none have hailed;
 Our hair stood up for wonder,
 But, when the night was done,
 There danced the deep to windward
 Blue-empty'neath the sun!

 Strange consorts rode beside us
 And brought us evil luck;
 The witch-fire climbed our channels,
 And flared on vane and truck,
 Till, through the red tornado,
 That lashed us nigh to blind,
 We saw The Dutchman plunging,
 Full canvas, head to wind!

 We've heard the Midnight Leadsman
 That calls the black deep down --
 Ay, thrice we've heard The Swimmer,
 The Thing that may not drown.
 On frozen bunt and gasket
 The sleet-cloud drave her hosts,
 When, manned by more than signed with us
 We passed the Isle of Ghosts! 

 And north, amid the hummocks,
 A biscuit-toss below,
 We met the silent shallop
 That frighted whalers know;
 For, down a cruel ice-lane,
 That opened as he sped,
 We saw dead Hendrick Hudson
 Steer, North by West, his dead.

 So dealt God's waters with us
 Beneath the roaring skies,
 So walked His signs and marrvels
 All naked to our eyes:
 But we were heading homeward
 With trade to lose or make --
 Good Lord, they slipped behind us
 In the tailing of our wake!

 Let go, let go the anchors;
 Now shamed at heart are we
 To bring so poor a cargo home
 That had for gift the sea!
 Let go the great bow-anchor --
 Ah, fools were we and blind --
 The worst we stored with utter toil,
 The best we left behind!

Coastwise -- cross-seas -- round the world and back again,
 Whither flaw shall fail us or the Trades drive down:
Plain-sail -- storm-sail -- lay your board and tack again --
 And all to bring a cargo up to London Town!


Written by Robert William Service | Create an image from this poem

The Bohemian Dreams

 Because my overcoat's in pawn,
I choose to take my glass
Within a little bistro on
The rue du Montparnasse;
The dusty bins with bottles shine,
The counter's lined with zinc,
And there I sit and drink my wine,
And think and think and think.

I think of hoary old Stamboul,
Of Moslem and of Greek,
Of Persian in coat of wool,
Of Kurd and Arab sheikh;
Of all the types of weal and woe,
And as I raise my glass,
Across Galata bridge I know
They pass and pass and pass.

I think of citron-trees aglow,
Of fan-palms shading down,
Of sailors dancing heel and toe
With wenches black and brown;
And though it's all an ocean far
From Yucatan to France,
I'll bet beside the old bazaar
They dance and dance and dance.

I think of Monte Carlo, where
The pallid croupiers call,
And in the gorgeous, guilty air
The gamblers watch the ball;
And as I flick away the foam
With which my beer is crowned,
The wheels beneath the gilded dome
Go round and round and round.

I think of vast Niagara,
Those gulfs of foam a-shine,
Whose mighty roar would stagger a
More prosy bean than mine;
And as the hours I idly spend
Against a greasy wall,
I know that green the waters bend
And fall and fall and fall.

I think of Nijni Novgorod
And Jews who never rest;
And womenfolk with spade and hod
Who slave in Buda-Pest;
Of squat and sturdy Japanese
Who pound the paddy soil,
And as I loaf and smoke at ease
They toil and toil and toil.

I think of shrines in Hindustan,
Of cloistral glooms in Spain,
Of minarets in Ispahan,
Of St. Sophia's fane,
Of convent towers in Palestine,
Of temples in Cathay,
And as I stretch and sip my wine
They pray and pray and pray.

And so my dreams I dwell within,
And visions come and go,
And life is passing like a Cin-
Ematographic Show;
Till just as surely as my pipe
Is underneath my nose,
Amid my visions rich and ripe
I doze and doze and doze.
Written by Rudyard Kipling | Create an image from this poem

The Coastwise Lights

 Our brows are bound with spindrift and the weed is on our knees;
Our loins are battered 'neath us by the swinging, smoking seas.
From reef and rock and skerry -- over headland, ness, and voe --
The Coastwise Lights of England watch the ships of England go!

Through the endless summer evenings, on the lineless, level floors;
Through the yelling Channel tempest when the siren hoots and roars --
By day the dipping house-flag and by night the rocket's trail --
As the sheep that graze behind us so we know them where they hail.

We bridge across the dark and bid the helmsman have a care,
The flash that wheeling 
 That use in London Town.

Coastwise -- cross-seas -- round the world and back again --
 Where the flaw shall head us or the full Trade suits --
Plain-sail -- storm-sail -- lay your board and tack again --
 And that's the way we'll pay Paddy Doyle for his boots!

We bring no store of ingots,
 Of spice or precious stones,
But that we have we gathered
 With sweat and aching bones:
In flame beneath the tropics,
 In frost upon the floe,
And jeopardy of every wind
 That does between them go.

And some we got by purchase,
 And some we had by trade,
And some we found by courtesy
 Of pike and carronade --
At midnight, 'mid-sea meetings,
 For charity to keep,
And light the rolling homeward-bound
 That rode a foot too deep.

By sport of bitter weather
 We're walty, strained, and scarred
From the kentledge on the kelson
 To the slings upon the yard.
Six oceans had their will of us
 To carry all away --
Our galley's in the Baltic,
 And our boom's in Mossel Bay!

We've floundered off the Texel,
 Awash with sodden deals,
We've slipped from Valparaiso
 With the Norther at our heels:
We've ratched beyond the Crossets
 That tusk the Southern Pole,
And dipped our gunnels under
 To the dread Agulhas roll.

Beyond all outer charting
 We sailed where none have sailed,
And saw the land-lights burning
 On islands none have hailed;
Our hair stood up for wonder,
 But, when the night was done,
There danced the deep to windward
 Blue-empty 'neath the sun!

Strange consorts rode beside us
 And brought us evil luck;
The witch-fire climbed our channels,
 And flared on vane and truck:
Till, through the red tornado,
 That lashed us nigh to blind,
We saw The Dutchman plunging,
 Full canvas, head to wind!

We've heard the Midnight Leadsman
 That calls the black deep down --
Ay, thrice we've heard The Swimmer,
 The Thing that may not drown.
On frozen bunt and gasket
 The sleet-cloud drave her hosts,
When, manned by more than signed with us,
 We passed the Isle o' Ghosts!

And north, amid the hummocks,
 A biscuit-toss below,
We met the silent shallop
 That frighted whalers know;
For, down a cruel ice-lane,
 That opened as he sped,
We saw dead Henry Hudson
 Steer, North by West, his dead.

So dealt God's waters with us
 Beneath the roaring skies,
So walked His signs and marvels
 All naked to our eyes:
But we were heading homeward
 With trade to lose or make --
Good Lord, they slipped behind us
 In the tailing of our wake!

Let go, let go the anchors;
 Now shamed at heart are we
To bring so poor a cargo home
 That had for gift the sea!
Let go the great bow-anchors --
 Ah, fools were we and blind --
The worst we stored with utter toil,
 The best we left behind!

Coastwise -- cross-seas -- round the world and back again,
 Whither flaw shall fail us or the Trades drive down:
Plain-sail -- storm-sail -- lay your board and tack again --
 And all to bring a cargo up to London Town!
Written by Andrew Barton Paterson | Create an image from this poem

Santa Claus in the Bush

 It chanced out back at the Christmas time, 
When the wheat was ripe and tall, 
A stranger rode to the farmer's gate -- 
A sturdy man and a small. 
"Rin doon, rin doon, my little son Jack, 
And bid the stranger stay; 
And we'll hae a crack for Auld Lang Syne, 
For the morn is Christmas Day." 

"Nay noo, nay noo," said the dour guidwife, 
"But ye should let him be; 
He's maybe only a drover chap 
Frae the land o' the Darling Pea. 

"Wi' a drover's tales, and a drover's thirst 
To swiggle the hail nicht through; 
Or he's maybe a life assurance carle 
To talk ye black and blue," 

"Guidwife, he's never a drover chap, 
For their swags are neat and thin; 
And he's never a life assurance carle, 
Wi' the brick-dust burnt in his skin. 

"Guidwife, guidwife, be nae sae dour, 
For the wheat stands ripe and tall, 
And we shore a seven-pound fleece this year, 
Ewes and weaners and all. 

"There is grass tae spare, and the stock are fat. 
Where they whiles are gaunt and thin, 
And we owe a tithe to the travelling poor, 
So we maun ask him in. 

"Ye can set him a chair tae the table side, 
And gi' him a bite tae eat; 
An omelette made of a new-laid egg, 
Or a tasty bit of meat." 

"But the native cats have taen the fowls, 
They havena left a leg; 
And he'll get nae omelette at a' 
Till the emu lays an egg!" 

"Rin doon, rin doon, my little son Jack, 
To whaur the emus bide, 
Ye shall find the auld hen on the nest, 
While the auld cock sits beside. 

"But speak them fair, and speak them saft, 
Lest they kick ye a fearsome jolt. 
Ye can gi' them a feed of thae half-inch nails 
Or a rusty carriage bolt." 

So little son Jack ran blithely down 
With the rusty nails in hand, 
Till he came where the emus fluffed and scratched 
By their nest in the open sand. 

And there he has gathered the new-laid egg -- 
'Twould feed three men or four -- 
And the emus came for the half-inch nails 
Right up to the settler's door. 

"A waste o' food," said the dour guidwife, 
As she took the egg, with a frown, 
"But he gets nae meat, unless ye rin 
A paddy-melon down." 

"Gang oot, gang oot, my little son Jack, 
Wi' your twa-three doggies sma'; 
Gin ye come nae back wi' a paddy-melon, 
Then come nae back at a'." 

So little son Jack he raced and he ran, 
And he was bare o' the feet, 
And soon he captured a paddy-melon, 
Was gorged with the stolen wheat. 

"Sit doon, sit doon, my bonny wee man, 
To the best that the hoose can do -- 
An omelette made of the emu egg 
And a paddy-melon stew." 

"'Tis well, 'tis well," said the bonny wee man; 
"I have eaten the wide world's meat, 
And the food that is given with right good-will 
Is the sweetest food to eat. 

"But the night draws on to the Christmas Day 
And I must rise and go, 
For I have a mighty way to ride 
To the land of the Esquimaux. 

"And it's there I must load my sledges up, 
With the reindeers four-in-hand, 
That go to the North, South, East, and West, 
To every Christian land." 

"Tae the Esquimaux," said the dour guidwife, 
"Ye suit my husband well!" 
For when he gets up on his journey horse 
He's a bit of a liar himsel'." 

Then out with a laugh went the bonny wee man 
To his old horse grazing nigh, 
And away like a meteor flash they went 
Far off to the Northern sky. 

When the children woke on the Christmas morn 
They chattered with might and main -- 
For a sword and gun had little son Jack, 
And a braw new doll had Jane, 
And a packet o' screws had the twa emus; 
But the dour guidwife gat nane.
Written by Paul Muldoon | Create an image from this poem

The Coney

 Although I have never learned to mow
I suddenly found myself half-way through
last year's pea-sticks
and cauliflower stalks
in our half-acre of garden.
My father had always left the whetstone
safely wrapped
in his old, tweed cap
and balanced on one particular plank
beside the septic tank.

This past winter he had been too ill
to work. The scythe would dull
so much more quickly in my hands
than his, and was so often honed,
that while the blade
grew less and less a blade
the whetstone had entirely disappeared
and a lop-eared
coney was now curled inside the cap.
He whistled to me through the gap

in his front teeth;
'I was wondering, chief,
if you happen to know the name
of the cauliflowers in your cold-frame
that you still hope to dibble
in this unenviable
bit of ground?'
'They would be All the Year Round.'
'I guessed as much'; with that he swaggered
along the diving-board

and jumped. The moment he hit the water
he lost his tattered
bathing-togs
to the swimming pool's pack of dogs.
'Come in'; this flayed
coney would parade
and pirouette like honey on a spoon:
'Come on in; Paddy Muldoon.'
And although I have never learned to swim
I would willingly have followed him.
Written by Andrew Barton Paterson | Create an image from this poem

A Mountain Station

 I bought a run a while ago, 
On country rough and ridgy, 
Where wallaroos and wombats grow -- 
The Upper Murrumbidgee. 
The grass is rather scant, it's true, 
But this a fair exchange is, 
The sheep can see a lovely view 
By climbing up the ranges. 

And She-oak Flat's the station's name, 
I'm not surprised at that, sirs: 
The oaks were there before I came, 
And I supplied the flat, sirs. 
A man would wonder how it's done, 
The stock so soon decreases -- 
They sometimes tumble off the run 
And break themselves to pieces. 

I've tried to make expenses meet, 
But wasted all my labours, 
The sheep the dingoes didn't eat 
Were stolen by the neighbours. 
They stole my pears -- my native pears -- 
Those thrice-convicted felons, 
And ravished from me unawares 
My crop of paddy-melons. 

And sometimes under sunny skies, 
Without an explanation, 
The Murrumbidgee used to rise 
And overflow the station. 
But this was caused (as now I know) 
When summer sunshine glowing 
Had melted all Kiandra's snow 
And set the river going. 

And in the news, perhaps you read: 
`Stock passings. Puckawidgee, 
Fat cattle: Seven hundred head 
Swept down the Murrumbidgee; 
Their destination's quite obscure, 
But, somehow, there's a notion, 
Unless the river falls, they're sure 
To reach the Southern Ocean.' 

So after that I'll give it best; 
No more with Fate I'll battle. 
I'll let the river take the rest, 
For those were all my cattle. 
And with one comprehensive curse 
I close my brief narration, 
And advertise it in my verse -- 
`For Sale! A Mountain Station.'

Book: Reflection on the Important Things