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Written by Dylan Thomas | Create an image from this poem

I In My Intricate Image

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I, in my intricate image, stride on two levels,
Forged in man's minerals, the brassy orator
Laying my ghost in metal,
The scales of this twin world tread on the double,
My half ghost in armour hold hard in death's corridor,
To my man-iron sidle.
Beginning with doom in the bulb, the spring unravels, Bright as her spinning-wheels, the colic season Worked on a world of petals; She threads off the sap and needles, blood and bubble Casts to the pine roots, raising man like a mountain Out of the naked entrail.
Beginning with doom in the ghost, and the springing marvels, Image of images, my metal phantom Forcing forth through the harebell, My man of leaves and the bronze root, mortal, unmortal, I, in my fusion of rose and male motion, Create this twin miracle.
This is the fortune of manhood: the natural peril, A steeplejack tower, bonerailed and masterless, No death more natural; Thus the shadowless man or ox, and the pictured devil, In seizure of silence commit the dead nuisance.
The natural parallel.
My images stalk the trees and the slant sap's tunnel, No tread more perilous, the green steps and spire Mount on man's footfall, I with the wooden insect in the tree of nettles, In the glass bed of grapes with snail and flower, Hearing the weather fall.
Intricate manhood of ending, the invalid rivals, Voyaging clockwise off the symboled harbour, Finding the water final, On the consumptives' terrace taking their two farewells, Sail on the level, the departing adventure, To the sea-blown arrival.
II They climb the country pinnacle, Twelve winds encounter by the white host at pasture, Corner the mounted meadows in the hill corral; They see the squirrel stumble, The haring snail go giddily round the flower, A quarrel of weathers and trees in the windy spiral.
As they dive, the dust settles, The cadaverous gravels, falls thick and steadily, The highroad of water where the seabear and mackerel Turn the long sea arterial Turning a petrol face blind to the enemy Turning the riderless dead by the channel wall.
(Death instrumental, Splitting the long eye open, and the spiral turnkey, Your corkscrew grave centred in navel and nipple, The neck of the nostril, Under the mask and the ether, they making bloody The tray of knives, the antiseptic funeral; Bring out the black patrol, Your monstrous officers and the decaying army, The sexton sentinel, garrisoned under thistles, A cock-on-a-dunghill Crowing to Lazarus the morning is vanity, Dust be your saviour under the conjured soil.
) As they drown, the chime travels, Sweetly the diver's bell in the steeple of spindrift Rings out the Dead Sea scale; And, clapped in water till the triton dangles, Strung by the flaxen whale-weed, from the hangman's raft, Hear they the salt glass breakers and the tongues of burial.
(Turn the sea-spindle lateral, The grooved land rotating, that the stylus of lightning Dazzle this face of voices on the moon-turned table, Let the wax disk babble Shames and the damp dishonours, the relic scraping.
These are your years' recorders.
The circular world stands still.
) III They suffer the undead water where the turtle nibbles, Come unto sea-stuck towers, at the fibre scaling, The flight of the carnal skull And the cell-stepped thimble; Suffer, my topsy-turvies, that a double angel Sprout from the stony lockers like a tree on Aran.
Be by your one ghost pierced, his pointed ferrule, Brass and the bodiless image, on a stick of folly Star-set at Jacob's angle, Smoke hill and hophead's valley, And the five-fathomed Hamlet on his father's coral Thrusting the tom-thumb vision up the iron mile.
Suffer the slash of vision by the fin-green stubble, Be by the ships' sea broken at the manstring anchored The stoved bones' voyage downward In the shipwreck of muscle; Give over, lovers, locking, and the seawax struggle, Love like a mist or fire through the bed of eels.
And in the pincers of the boiling circle, The sea and instrument, nicked in the locks of time, My great blood's iron single In the pouring town, I, in a wind on fire, from green Adam's cradle, No man more magical, clawed out the crocodile.
Man was the scales, the death birds on enamel, Tail, Nile, and snout, a saddler of the rushes, Time in the hourless houses Shaking the sea-hatched skull, And, as for oils and ointments on the flying grail, All-hollowed man wept for his white apparel.
Man was Cadaver's masker, the harnessing mantle, Windily master of man was the rotten fathom, My ghost in his metal neptune Forged in man's mineral.
This was the god of beginning in the intricate seawhirl, And my images roared and rose on heaven's hill.


Written by Sir Walter Raleigh | Create an image from this poem

My Last Will

 When I am safely laid away, 
Out of work and out of play, 
Sheltered by the kindly ground 
From the world of sight and sound, 
One or two of those I leave 
Will remember me and grieve, 
Thinking how I made them gay 
By the things I used to say; 
-- But the crown of their distress 
Will be my untidiness.
What a nuisance then will be All that shall remain of me! Shelves of books I never read, Piles of bills, undocketed, Shaving-brushes, razors, strops, Bottles that have lost their tops, Boxes full of odds and ends, Letters from departed friends, Faded ties and broken braces Tucked away in secret places, Baggy trousers, ragged coats, Stacks of ancient lecture-notes, And that ghostliest of shows, Boots and shoes in horrid rows.
Though they are of cheerful mind, My lovers, whom I leave behind, When they find these in my stead, Will be sorry I am dead.
They will grieve; but you, my dear, Who have never tasted fear, Brave companion of my youth, Free as air and true as truth, Do not let these weary things Rob you of your junketings.
Burn the papers; sell the books; Clear out all the pestered nooks; Make a mighty funeral pyre For the corpse of old desire, Till there shall remain of it Naught but ashes in a pit: And when you have done away All that is of yesterday, If you feel a thrill of pain, Master it, and start again.
This, at least, you have never done Since you first beheld the sun: If you came upon your own Blind to light and deaf to tone, Basking in the great release Of unconsciousness and peace, You would never, while you live, Shatter what you cannot give; -- Faithful to the watch you keep, You would never break their sleep.
Clouds will sail and winds will blow As they did an age ago O'er us who lived in little towns Underneath the Berkshire downs.
When at heart you shall be sad, Pondering the joys we had, Listen and keep very still.
If the lowing from the hill Or the tolling of a bell Do not serve to break the spell, Listen; you may be allowed To hear my laughter from a cloud.
Take the good that life can give For the time you have to live.
Friends of yours and friends of mine Surely will not let you pine.
Sons and daughters will not spare More than friendly love and care.
If the Fates are kind to you, Some will stay to see you through; And the time will not be long Till the silence ends the song.
Sleep is God's own gift; and man, Snatching all the joys he can, Would not dare to give his voice To reverse his Maker's choice.
Brief delight, eternal quiet, How change these for endless riot Broken by a single rest? Well you know that sleep is best.
We that have been heart to heart Fall asleep, and drift apart.
Will that overwhelming tide Reunite us, or divide? Whence we come and whither go None can tell us, but I know Passion's self is often marred By a kind of self-regard, And the torture of the cry "You are you, and I am I.
" While we live, the waking sense Feeds upon our difference, In our passion and our pride Not united, but allied.
We are severed by the sun, And by darkness are made one.
Written by Seamus Heaney | Create an image from this poem

Follower

 My father worked with a horse-plough,
His shoulders globed like a full sail strung
Between the shafts and the furrow.
The horse strained at his clicking tongue.
An expert.
He would set the wing And fit the bright steel-pointed sock.
The sod rolled over without breaking.
At the headrig, with a single pluck Of reins, the sweating team turned round And back into the land.
His eye Narrowed and angled at the ground, Mapping the furrow exactly.
I stumbled in his hob-nailed wake, Fell sometimes on the polished sod; Sometimes he rode me on his back Dipping and rising to his plod.
I wanted to grow up and plough, To close one eye, stiffen my arm.
All I ever did was follow In his broad shadow round the farm.
I was a nuisance, tripping, falling, Yapping always.
But today It is my father who keeps stumbling Behind me, and will not go away.
Written by Ogden Nash | Create an image from this poem

PG Wooster Just as he Useter

 Bound to your bookseller, leap to your library,
Deluge your dealer with bakshish and bribary,
Lean on the counter and never say when,
Wodehouse and Wooster are with us again.
Flourish the fish-slice, your buttons unloosing, Prepare for the fabulous browsing and sluicing, And quote, til you're known as the neighborhood nuisance, The gems that illumine the browsance and sluicance.
Oh, fondle each gem, and after you quote it, Kindly inform me just who wrote it.
Which came first, the egg or the rooster? P.
G.
Wodehouse or Bertram Wooster? I know hawk from handsaw, and Finn from Fiji, But I can't disentangle Bertram from PG.
I inquire in the school room, I ask in the road house, Did Wodehouse write Wooster, or Wooster Wodehouse? Bertram Wodehouse and PG Wooster, They are linked in my mind like Simon and Schuster.
No matter which fumbled in '41, Or which the woebegone figure of fun.
I deduce how the faux pas came about, It was clearly Jeeves's afternoon out.
Now Jeeves is back, and my cheeks are crumply From watching him glide through Steeple Bumpleigh.
Written by Robert William Service | Create an image from this poem

Pedlar

 Pedlar's coming down the street,
Housewives beat a swift retreat.
Don't you answer to the bell; Heedless what she has to sell.
Just discreetly go inside.
We must hang a board, I fear: PEDLARS NOT PERMITTED HERE.
I'm trying to sell what nobody wants to buy; They turn me away, but still I try and try.
My arms are aching and my feet are sore; Heartsick and worn I drag from door to door.
I ring bells, meekly knock, hold out my tray, But no one answers, so I go away.
I am so weary; oh, I want to cry, Trying to sell what no one wants to buy.
I do not blame them.
Maybe in their place I'd slam the door shut in a pedlar's face.
I don not know; perhaps I'd raise their hopes By looking at their pens and envelopes, Their pins and needles, pencils, spools of thread, Cheap tawdry stuff, before I shake my head And go back to my cosy kitchen nook Without another thought or backward look.
I would not see their pain nor hear their sigh, Trying to sell what no one wants to buy.
I know I am a nuisance.
I can see They only buy because they pity me.
They may .
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I've had a cottage of my own, A husband, children - now I am alone, Friendless in all the world.
The bitter years Have crushed me, robbed me of my dears.
All, all I've lost, my only wish to die, Selling my trash that no one wants to buy.
Pedlar's beating a retreat - Poor old thing, her face is sweet, her figure frail, her hair snow-white; Dogone it! Every door's shut tight.
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"Say, Ma, how much for all you've got? Hell, here's ten bucks .
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I'll take the lot.
Go, get yourself a proper feed, A little of the rest you need.
I've got a mother looks like you - I'd hate her doing what you do.
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No, don't get sloppy, can the mush, Praying for me - all that slush; But please don't come again this way, Ten bucks is all I draw a day.
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Written by Oliver Wendell Holmes | Create an image from this poem

Daily Trials by a Sensitive Man

 Oh, there are times 
When all this fret and tumult that we hear 
Do seem more stale than to the sexton's ear 
His own dull chimes.
Ding dong! ding dong! The world is in a simmer like a sea Over a pent volcano, -- woe is me All the day long! From crib to shroud! Nurse o'er our cradles screameth lullaby, And friends in boots tramp round us as we die, Snuffling aloud.
At morning's call The small-voiced pug-dog welcomes in the sun, And flea-bit mongrels, wakening one by one, Give answer all.
When evening dim Draws round us, then the lonely caterwaul, Tart solo, sour duet, and general squall, -- These are our hymn.
Women, with tongues Like polar needles, ever on the jar; Men, plugless word-spouts, whose deep fountains are Within their lungs.
Children, with drums Strapped round them by the fond paternal ass; Peripatetics with a blade of grass Between their thumbs.
Vagrants, whose arts Have caged some devil in their mad machine, Which grinding, squeaks, with husky groans between, Come out by starts.
Cockneys that kill Thin horses of a Sunday, -- men, with clams, Hoarse as young bisons roaring for their dams From hill to hill.
Soldiers, with guns, Making a nuisance of the blessed air, Child-crying bellman, children in despair, Screeching for buns.
Storms, thunders, waves! Howl, crash, and bellow till ye get your fill; Ye sometimes rest; men never can be still But in their graves.
Written by Ogden Nash | Create an image from this poem

The Shrimp

 A shrimp who sought his lady shrimp
Could catch no glimpse
Not even a glimp.
At times, translucence Is rather a nuisance.
Written by Jane Taylor | Create an image from this poem

Mischief

 Let those who're fond of idle tricks,
Of throwing stones, and hurling bricks,
And all that sort of fun,
Now hear a tale of idle Jim, 
That warning they may take by him, 
Nor do as he has done.
In harmless sport or healthful play He did not pass his time away, Nor took his pleasure in it; For mischief was his only joy: No book, or work, or even toy, Could please him for a minute.
A neighbour's house he'd slyly pass, And throw a stone to break the glass, And then enjoy the joke! Or, if a window open stood, He'd throw in stones, or bits of wood, To frighten all the folk.
If travellers passing chanced to stay, Of idle Jim to ask the way, He never told them right; And then, quite harden'd in his sin, Rejoiced to see them taken in, And laugh'd with all his might.
He'd tie a string across the street, Just to entangle people's feet, And make them tumble down: Indeed, he was disliked so much, That no good boy would play with such A nuisance to the town.
At last the neighbours, in despair, This mischief would no longer bear: And so ­to end the tale, This lad, to cure him of his ways, Was sent to spend some dismal days Within the county jail.
Written by Dorothy Parker | Create an image from this poem

Tombstones in the Starlight

 I.
The Minor Poet His little trills and chirpings were his best.
No music like the nightingale's was born Within his throat; but he, too, laid his breast Upon a thorn.
II.
The Pretty Lady She hated bleak and wintry things alone.
All that was warm and quick, she loved too well- A light, a flame, a heart against her own; It is forever bitter cold, in Hell.
III.
The Very Rich Man He'd have the best, and that was none too good; No barrier could hold, before his terms.
He lies below, correct in cypress wood, And entertains the most exclusive worms.
IV.
The Fisherwoman The man she had was kind and clean And well enough for every day, But, oh, dear friends, you should have seen The one that got away! V.
The Crusader Arrived in Heaven, when his sands were run, He seized a quill, and sat him down to tell The local press that something should be done About that noisy nuisance, Gabriel.
VI.
The Actress Her name, cut clear upon this marble cross, Shines, as it shone when she was still on earth; While tenderly the mild, agreeable moss Obscures the figures of her date of birth.
Written by Eugene Field | Create an image from this poem

The bottle tree

 A bottle tree bloometh in Winkyway land -
Heigh-ho for a bottle, I say!
A snug little berth in that ship I demand
That rocketh the Bottle-Tree babies away
Where the Bottle Tree bloometh by night and by day
And reacheth its fruit to each wee, dimpled hand;
You take of that fruit as much as you list,
For colic's a nuisance that doesn't exist!
So cuddle me and cuddle me fast,
And cuddle me snug in my cradle away,
For I hunger and thirst for that precious repast -
Heigh-ho for a bottle, I say!

The Bottle Tree bloometh by night and by day!
Heigh-ho for Winkyway land!
And Bottle-Tree fruit (as I've heard people say)
Makes bellies of Bottle-Tree babies expand -
And that is a trick I would fain understand!
Heigh-ho for a bottle to-day!
And heigh-ho for a bottle to-night -
A bottle of milk that is creamy and white!
So cuddle me close, and cuddle me fast,
And cuddle me snug in my cradle away,
For I hunger and thirst for that precious repast -
Heigh-ho for a bottle, I say!

Book: Shattered Sighs