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Written by T S (Thomas Stearns) Eliot | Create an image from this poem

Old Deuteronomy

 Old Deuteronomy's lived a long time;
He's a Cat who has lived many lives in succession.
He was famous in proverb and famous in rhyme A long while before Queen Victoria's accession.
Old Deuteronomy's buried nine wives And more--I am tempted to say, ninety-nine; And his numerous progeny prospers and thrives And the village is proud of him in his decline.
At the sight of that placid and bland physiognomy, When he sits in the sun on the vicarage wall, The Oldest Inhabitant croaks: "Well, of all .
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Ho! hi! Oh, my eye! My mind may be wandering, but I confess I believe it is Old Deuteronomy!" Old Deuteronomy sits in the street, He sits in the High Street on market day; The bullocks may bellow, the sheep they may bleat, But the dogs and the herdsmen will turn them away.
The cars and the lorries run over the kerb, And the villagers put up a notice: ROAD CLOSED-- So that nothing untoward may chance to distrub Deuteronomy's rest when he feels so disposed Or when he's engaged in domestic economy: And the Oldest Inhabitant croaks: "Well, of all .
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Ho! hi! Oh, my eye! My sight's unreliable, but I can guess That the cause of the trouble is Old Deuteronomy!" Old Deuteronomy lies on the floor Of the Fox and French Horn for his afternoon sleep; And when the men say: "There's just time for one more," Then the landlady from her back parlour will peep And say: "New then, out you go, by the back door, For Old Deuteronomy mustn't be woken-- I'll have the police if there's any uproar"-- And out they all shuffle, without a word spoken.
The digestive repose of that feline's gastronomy Must never be broken, whatever befall: And the Oldest Inhabitant croaks: "Well, of all .
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Ho! hi! Oh, my eye! My legs may be tottery, I must go slow And be careful of Old Deuteronomy!" Of the awefull battle of the Pekes and the Pollicles: together with some account of the participation of the Pugs and the Poms, and the intervention of the Great Rumpuscat The Pekes and the Pollicles, everyone knows, Are proud and implacable passionate foes; It is always the same, wherever one goes.
And the Pugs and the Poms, although most people say That they do not like fighting, yet once in a way, They will now and again join in to the fray And they Bark bark bark bark Bark bark BARK BARK Until you can hear them all over the Park.
Now on the occasion of which I shall speak Almost nothing had happened for nearly a week (And that's a long time for a Pol or a Peke).
The big Police Dog was away from his beat-- I don't know the reason, but most people think He'd slipped into the Wellington Arms for a drink-- And no one at all was about on the street When a Peke and a Pollicle happened to meet.
They did not advance, or exactly retreat, But they glared at each other, and scraped their hind feet, And they started to Bark bark bark bark Bark bark BARK BARK Until you can hear them all over the Park.
Now the Peke, although people may say what they please, Is no British Dog, but a Heathen Chinese.
And so all the Pekes, when they heard the uproar, Some came to the window, some came to the door; There were surely a dozen, more likely a score.
And together they started to grumble and wheeze In their huffery-snuffery Heathen Chinese.
But a terrible din is what Pollicles like, For your Pollicle Dog is a dour Yorkshire tyke, And his braw Scottish cousins are snappers and biters, And every dog-jack of them notable fighters; And so they stepped out, with their pipers in order, Playing When the Blue Bonnets Came Over the Border.
Then the Pugs and the Poms held no longer aloof, But some from the balcony, some from the roof, Joined in To the din With a Bark bark bark bark Bark bark BARK BARK Until you can hear them all over the Park.
Now when these bold heroes together assembled, That traffic all stopped, and the Underground trembled, And some of the neighbours were so much afraid That they started to ring up the Fire Brigade.
When suddenly, up from a small basement flat, Why who should stalk out but the GREAT RUMPUSCAT.
His eyes were like fireballs fearfully blazing, He gave a great yawn, and his jaws were amazing; And when he looked out through the bars of the area, You never saw anything fiercer or hairier.
And what with the glare of his eyes and his yawning, The Pekes and the Pollicles quickly took warning.
He looked at the sky and he gave a great leap-- And they every last one of them scattered like sheep.
And when the Police Dog returned to his beat, There wasn't a single one left in the street.


Written by Henry Lawson | Create an image from this poem

In the Storm that is to come

 By our place in the midst of the furthest seas we were fated to stand alone -
When the nations fly at each other's throats let Australia look to her own;
Let her spend her gold on the barren west, let her keep her men at home;
For the South must look to the South for strength in the storm that is to come.
Now who shall gallop from cape to cape, and who shall defend our shores - The crowd that stand on the kerb agape and glares at the cricket scores? And who will hold the invader back when the shells tear up the ground - The weeds that yelp by the cycling track while a ****** scorches round? There may be many to man the forts in the big towns beside the sea - But the East will call to the West for scouts in the storm that is to be: The West cries out to the East in drought, but the coastal towns are dumb; And the East must look to the West for food in the war that is to come.
The rain comes down on the Western land and the rivers run to waste, When the city folk rush for the special tram in their childless, senseless haste, And never a pile of a lock we drive - but a few mean tanks we scratch - For the fate of a nation is nought compared with the turn of a cricket match! There's a gutter of mud where there spread a flood from the land-long western creeks, There is dust and drought on the plains far out where the water lay for weeks, There's a pitiful dam where a dyke should stretch and a tank where a lake should be, And the rain goes down through the silt and sand and the floods waste into the seas.
We'll fight for Britain or for Japan, we will fling the land's wealth out; While every penny and every man should be used to fight the drought.
God helps the nation that helps itself, and the water brings the rain, And a deadlier foe than the world could send is loose on the western plain.
I saw a vision in days gone by and would dream that dream again Of the days when the Darling shall not back her billabongs up in vain.
There were reservoirs and grand canals where the Dry Country had been, And a glorious network of aqueducts, and the fields were always green.
I have seen so long in the land I love what the land I love might be, Where the Darling rises from Queensland rains and the floods run into the sea.
And it is our fate that we'll wake to late to the truth that we were blind, With a foreign foe at our harbour gate and a blazing drought behind!
Written by Patrick Kavanagh | Create an image from this poem

Memory Of My Father

 Every old man I see
Reminds me of my father
When he had fallen in love with death
One time when sheaves were gathered.
That man I saw in Gardner Street Stumbled on the kerb was one, He stared at me half-eyed, I might have been his son.
And I remember the musician Faltering over his fiddle In Bayswater, London, He too set me the riddle.
Every old man I see In October-coloured weather Seems to say to me: "I was once your father.
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Written by Philip Larkin | Create an image from this poem

Ambulances

Closed like confessionals, they thread
Loud noons of cities, giving back
None of the glances they absorb.
Light glossy grey, arms on a plaque, They come to rest at any kerb: All streets in time are visited.
Then children strewn on steps or road, Or women coming from the shops Past smells of different dinners, see A wild white face that overtops Red stretcher-blankets momently As it is carried in and stowed, And sense the solving emptiness That lies just under all we do, And for a second get it whole, So permanent and blank and true.
The fastened doors recede.
Poor soul, They whisper at their own distress; For borne away in deadened air May go the sudden shut of loss Round something nearly at an end, And what cohered in it across The years, the unique random blend Of families and fashions, there At last begin to loosen.
Far From the exchange of love to lie Unreachable insided a room The trafic parts to let go by Brings closer what is left to come, And dulls to distance all we are.
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Written by Henry Lawson | Create an image from this poem

The Captain of the Push

 As the night was falling slowly down on city, town and bush, 
From a slum in Jones's Alley sloped the Captain of the Push; 
And he scowled towards the North, and he scowled towards the South, 
As he hooked his little finger in the corners of his mouth.
Then his whistle, loud and shrill, woke the echoes of the `Rocks', And a dozen ghouls came sloping round the corners of the blocks.
There was nought to rouse their anger; yet the oath that each one swore Seemed less fit for publication than the one that went before.
For they spoke the gutter language with the easy flow that comes Only to the men whose childhood knew the brothels and the slums.
Then they spat in turns, and halted; and the one that came behind, Spitting fiercely on the pavement, called on Heaven to strike him blind.
Let us first describe the captain, bottle-shouldered, pale and thin, For he was the beau-ideal of a Sydney larrikin; E'en his hat was most suggestive of the city where we live, With a gallows-tilt that no one, save a larrikin, can give; And the coat, a little shorter than the writer would desire, Showed a more or less uncertain portion of his strange attire.
That which tailors know as `trousers' -- known by him as `bloomin' bags' -- Hanging loosely from his person, swept, with tattered ends, the flags; And he had a pointed sternpost to the boots that peeped below (Which he laced up from the centre of the nail of his great toe), And he wore his shirt uncollar'd, and the tie correctly wrong; But I think his vest was shorter than should be in one so long.
And the captain crooked his finger at a stranger on the kerb, Whom he qualified politely with an adjective and verb, And he begged the Gory Bleeders that they wouldn't interrupt Till he gave an introduction -- it was painfully abrupt -- `Here's the bleedin' push, me covey -- here's a (something) from the bush! Strike me dead, he wants to join us!' said the captain of the push.
Said the stranger: `I am nothing but a bushy and a dunce; `But I read about the Bleeders in the WEEKLY GASBAG once; `Sitting lonely in the humpy when the wind began to "whoosh," `How I longed to share the dangers and the pleasures of the push! `Gosh! I hate the swells and good 'uns -- I could burn 'em in their beds; `I am with you, if you'll have me, and I'll break their blazing heads.
' `Now, look here,' exclaimed the captain to the stranger from the bush, `Now, look here -- suppose a feller was to split upon the push, `Would you lay for him and fetch him, even if the traps were round? `Would you lay him out and kick him to a jelly on the ground? `Would you jump upon the nameless -- kill, or cripple him, or both? `Speak? or else I'll SPEAK!' The stranger answered, `My kerlonial oath!' `Now, look here,' exclaimed the captain to the stranger from the bush, `Now, look here -- suppose the Bleeders let you come and join the push, `Would you smash a bleedin' bobby if you got the blank alone? `Would you break a swell or Chinkie -- split his garret with a stone? `Would you have a "moll" to keep yer -- like to swear off work for good?' `Yes, my oath!' replied the stranger.
`My kerlonial oath! I would!' `Now, look here,' exclaimed the captain to the stranger from the bush, `Now, look here -- before the Bleeders let yer come and join the push, `You must prove that you're a blazer -- you must prove that you have grit `Worthy of a Gory Bleeder -- you must show your form a bit -- `Take a rock and smash that winder!' and the stranger, nothing loth, Took the rock -- and smash! They only muttered, `My kerlonial oath!' So they swore him in, and found him sure of aim and light of heel, And his only fault, if any, lay in his excessive zeal; He was good at throwing metal, but we chronicle with pain That he jumped upon a victim, damaging the watch and chain, Ere the Bleeders had secured them; yet the captain of the push Swore a dozen oaths in favour of the stranger from the bush.
Late next morn the captain, rising, hoarse and thirsty from his lair, Called the newly-feather'd Bleeder, but the stranger wasn't there! Quickly going through the pockets of his `bloomin' bags,' he learned That the stranger had been through him for the stuff his `moll' had earned; And the language that he muttered I should scarcely like to tell.
(Stars! and notes of exclamation!! blank and dash will do as well).
In the night the captain's signal woke the echoes of the `Rocks,' Brought the Gory Bleeders sloping thro' the shadows of the blocks; And they swore the stranger's action was a blood-escaping shame, While they waited for the nameless, but the nameless never came.
And the Bleeders soon forgot him; but the captain of the push Still is `laying' round, in ballast, for the nameless `from the bush.
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Written by Rg Gregory | Create an image from this poem

new age

 (i)
how new the world is
trying to find
nerve in an old rind

(ii)
the bread is crumbled
for birds to swallow
rolled into droppings
flowers from the hair
of noseless statues
tyrants of parks
where men have cowered
too long and mistaken
unmanned by he dark

(iii)
when we awaken
(how have we fallen)
machines are broken
wires lie strangled
by the messages they nursed
lathes are swinging
from trees in derision
pipes burst and scalded
houses contorted
(what went on in such rooms
that stare from their windows)
cars tap the kerb
their eyes put out
by the order of fingers
that have jabbed
through the skin of the earth
infected with visions

there is ink in us
swirling (if we spill it 
we bloom) - no writing
erupting from the cave
where the guilt-laden 
beast has his parchment
will do for our murders

we must stab with a
brash shape of pen
no quill but a sting-ray

(iv)
marshes are the womb
of the poor - the flowers
that creep out of doors
will be crowned by and by
will unite with the worm
who (crawling for light
in the last breath of time)
mangles itself in the cogs
of the cyclops
who crashes to death
unable to function
hence the sun is revealed

parasites begin the digestion
in the harsh shack of winter
corn is conspired
the marsh bares its breast
to a medal
  a gold 
leaf is born - there is
hatred and hunger
 a cry
from the rushes
proclaims a long journey
whose sundown will
see us in safety - whose home
be our grave
  where we scratch
there is blood on the rockface

that we murder ourselves
is no setback - we arise
from the tomb unprovided
what-is-known is our crutches
let the light kick them from us
the sun eats us up and renews us

inside me am i turning to stone
the drill niggles downwards
there may be oil in my bone
though the flesh is all gone
only in the dark was it dumb

if we squeeze our darkness
through a doorway
what new voice might come

(v)
how old the world is
trying to put
grey on a green shoot

how thick the answers
when questions find
nerve in a new mind

Book: Shattered Sighs