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Written by Rudyard Kipling | Create an image from this poem

The Prodigal Son

 Here come I to my own again, 
Fed, forgiven and known again, 
Claimed by bone of my bone again 
And cheered by flesh of my flesh.
The fatted calf is dressed for me, But the husks have greater zest for me, I think my pigs will be best for me, So I'm off to the Yards afresh.
I never was very refined, you see, (And it weighs on my brother's mind, you see) But there's no reproach among swine, d'you see, For being a bit of a swine.
So I'm off with wallet and staff to eat The bread that is three parts chaff to wheat, But glory be! - there's a laugh to it, Which isn't the case when we dine.
My father glooms and advises me, My brother sulks and despises me, And Mother catechises me Till I want to go out and swear.
And, in spite of the butler's gravity, I know that the servants have it I Am a monster of moral depravity, And I'm damned if I think it's fair! I wasted my substance, I know I did, On riotous living, so I did, But there's nothing on record to show I did Worse than my betters have done.
They talk of the money I spent out there - They hint at the pace that I went out there - But they all forget I was sent out there Alone as a rich man's son.
So I was a mark for plunder at once, And lost my cash (can you wonder?) at once, But I didn't give up and knock under at once, I worked in the Yards, for a spell, Where I spent my nights and my days with hogs.
And shared their milk and maize with hogs, Till, I guess, I have learned what pays with hogs And - I have that knowledge to sell! So back I go to my job again, Not so easy to rob again, Or quite so ready to sob again On any neck that's around.
I'm leaving, Pater.
Good-bye to you! God bless you, Mater! I'll write to you! I wouldn't be impolite to you, But, Brother, you are a hound!


Written by Rudyard Kipling | Create an image from this poem

The Prodigal Son

 Here come I to my own again, 
Fed, forgiven and known again, 
Claimed by bone of my bone again 
And cheered by flesh of my flesh.
The fatted calf is dressed for me, But the husks have greater rest for me, I think my pigs will be best for me, So I'm off to the Yards afresh.
I never was very refined, you see, (And it weighs on my brother's mind, you see) But there's no reproach among swine, d'you see, For being a bit of a swine.
So I'm off with wallet and staff to eat The bread that is three parts chaff to wheat, But glory be! - there's a laugh to it, Which isn't the case when we dine.
My father glooms and advises me, My brother sulks and despises me, And Mother catechises me Till I want to go out and swear.
And, in spite of the butler's gravity, I know that the servants have it I Am a monster of moral depravity, And I'm damned if I think it's fair! I wasted my substance, I know I did, On riotous living, so I did, But there's nothing on record to show I did Worse than my betters have done.
They talk of the money I spent out there - They hint at the pace that I went out there - But they all forget I was sent out there Alone as a rich man's son.
So I was a mark for plunder at once, And lost my cash (can you wonder?) at once, But I didn't give up and knock under at once, I worked in the Yards, for a spell, Where I spent my nights and my days with hogs.
And shared their milk and maize with hogs, Till, I guess, I have learned what pays with hogs And - I have that knowledge to sell! So back I go to my job again, Not so easy to rob again, Or quite so ready to sob again On any neck that's around.
I'm leaving, Pater.
Good-bye to you! God bless you, Mater! I'll write to you! I wouldn't be impolite to you, But, Brother, you are a hound!
Written by Ralph Waldo Emerson | Create an image from this poem

Musketaquid

 Because I was content with these poor fields, 
Low, open meads, slender and sluggish streams, 
And found a home in haunts which others scorned, 
The partial wood-gods overpaid my love, 
And granted me the freedom of their state, 
And in their secret senate have prevailed 
With the dear, dangerous lords that rule our life, 
Made moon and planets parties to their bond, 
And through my rock-like, solitary wont 
Shot million rays of thought and tenderness.
For me, in showers, insweeping showers, the Spring Visits the valley;--break away the clouds,-- I bathe in the morn's soft and silvered air, And loiter willing by yon loitering stream.
Sparrows far off, and nearer, April's bird, Blue-coated, flying before from tree to tree, Courageous sing a delicate overture To lead the tardy concert of the year.
Onward and nearer rides the sun of May; And wide around, the marriage of the plants Is sweetly solemnized.
Then flows amain The surge of summer's beauty; dell and crag, Hollow and lake, hillside and pine arcade, Are touched with genius.
Yonder ragged cliff Has thousand faces in a thousand hours.
Beneath low hills, in the broad interval Through which at will our Indian rivulet Winds mindful still of sannup and of squaw, Whose pipe and arrow oft the plough unburies, Here in pine houses built of new-fallen trees, Supplanters of the tribe, the farmers dwell.
Traveller, to thee, perchance, a tedious road, Or, it may be, a picture; to these men, The landscape is an armory of powers, Which, one by one, they know to draw and use.
They harness beast, bird, insect, to their work; They prove the virtues of each bed of rock, And, like the chemist 'mid his loaded jars Draw from each stratum its adapted use To drug their crops or weapon their arts withal.
They turn the frost upon their chemic heap, They set the wind to winnow pulse and grain, They thank the spring-flood for its fertile slime, And, on cheap summit-levels of the snow, Slide with the sledge to inaccessible woods O'er meadows bottomless.
So, year by year, They fight the elements with elements (That one would say, meadow and forest walked.
Transmuted in these men to rule their like), And by the order in the field disclose The order regnant in the yeoman's brain.
What these strong masters wrote at large in miles, I followed in small copy in my acre; For there's no rood has not a star above it; The cordial quality of pear or plum Ascends as gladly in a single tree As in broad orchards resonant with bees; And every atom poises for itself, And for the whole.
The gentle deities Showed me the lore of colors and of sounds, The innumerable tenements of beauty, The miracle of generative force, Far-reaching concords of astronomy Felt in the plants and in the punctual birds; Better, the linked purpose of the whole, And, chiefest prize, found I true liberty In the glad home plain-dealing Nature gave.
The polite found me impolite; the great Would mortify me, but in vain; for still I am a willow of the wilderness, Loving the wind that bent me.
All my hurts My garden spade can heal.
A woodland walk, A quest of river-grapes, a mocking thrush, A wild-rose, or rock-loving columbine, Salve my worst wounds.
For thus the wood-gods murmured in my ear: 'Dost love our mannersi Canst thou silent lie? Canst thou, thy pride forgot, like Nature pass Into the winter night's extinguished mood? Canst thou shine now, then darkle, And being latent, feel thyself no less? As, when the all-worshipped moon attracts the eye, The river, hill, stems, foliage are obscure, Yet envies none, none are unenviable.
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Written by Ralph Waldo Emerson | Create an image from this poem

Musketaquid

 Because I was content with these poor fields,
Low open meads, slender and sluggish streams,
And found a home in haunts which others scorned,
The partial wood-gods overpaid my love,
And granted me the freedom of their state,
And in their secret senate have prevailed
With the dear dangerous lords that rule our life,
Made moon and planets parties to their bond,
And pitying through my solitary wont
Shot million rays of thought and tenderness.
For me in showers, in sweeping showers, the spring Visits the valley:—break away the clouds, I bathe in the morn's soft and silvered air, And loiter willing by yon loitering stream.
Sparrows far off, and, nearer, yonder bird Blue-coated, flying before, from tree to tree, Courageous sing a delicate overture, To lead the tardy concert of the year.
Onward, and nearer draws the sun of May, And wide around the marriage of the plants Is sweetly solemnized; then flows amain The surge of summer's beauty; dell and crag, Hollow and lake, hill-side, and pine arcade, Are touched with genius.
Yonder ragged cliff Has thousand faces in a thousand hours.
Here friendly landlords, men ineloquent, Inhabit, and subdue the spacious farms.
Traveller! to thee, perchance, a tedious road, Or soon forgotten picture,— to these men The landscape is an armory of powers, Which, one by one, they know to draw and use.
They harness, beast, bird, insect, to their work; They prove the virtues of each bed of rock, And, like a chemist 'mid his loaded jars, Draw from each stratum its adapted use, To drug their crops, or weapon their arts withal.
They turn the frost upon their chemic heap; They set the wind to winnow vetch and grain; They thank the spring-flood for its fertile slime; And, on cheap summit-levels of the snow, Slide with the sledge to inaccessible woods, O'er meadows bottomless.
So, year by year, They fight the elements with elements, (That one would say, meadow and forest walked Upright in human shape to rule their like.
) And by the order in the field disclose, The order regnant in the yeoman's brain.
What these strong masters wrote at large in miles, I followed in small copy in my acre: For there's no rood has not a star above it; The cordial quality of pear or plum Ascends as gladly in a single tree, As in broad orchards resonant with bees; And every atom poises for itself, And for the whole.
The gentle Mother of all Showed me the lore of colors and of sounds; The innumerable tenements of beauty; The miracle of generative force; Far-reaching concords of astronomy Felt in the plants and in the punctual birds; Mainly, the linked purpose of the whole; And, chiefest prize, found I true liberty, The home of homes plain-dealing Nature gave.
The polite found me impolite; the great Would mortify me, but in vain: I am a willow of the wilderness, Loving the wind that bent me.
All my hurts My garden-spade can heal.
A woodland walk, A wild rose, or rock-loving columbine, Salve my worst wounds, and leave no cicatrice.
For thus the wood-gods murmured in my ear, Dost love our manners? Canst thou silent lie? Canst thou, thy pride forgot, like nature pass Into the winter night's extinguished mood? Canst thou shine now, then darkle, And being latent, feel thyself no less? As when the all-worshipped moon attracts the eye, The river, hill, stems, foliage, are obscure, Yet envies none, none are unenviable.

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