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Written by Matthew Prior | Create an image from this poem

Jinny the Just

 Releas'd from the noise of the butcher and baker 
Who, my old friends be thanked, did seldom forsake her, 
And from the soft duns of my landlord the Quaker, 

From chiding the footmen and watching the lasses, 
From Nell that burn'd milk, and Tom that broke glasses 
(Sad mischiefs thro' which a good housekeeper passes!) 

From some real care but more fancied vexation, 
From a life parti-colour'd half reason half passion, 
Here lies after all the best wench in the nation. 

From the Rhine to the Po, from the Thames to the Rhone, 
Joanna or Janneton, Jinny or Joan, 
'Twas all one to her by what name she was known. 

For the idiom of words very little she heeded, 
Provided the matter she drove at succeeded, 
She took and gave languages just as she needed. 

So for kitchen and market, for bargain and sale, 
She paid English or Dutch or French down on the nail, 
But in telling a story she sometimes did fail; 

Then begging excuse as she happen'd to stammer, 
With respect to her betters but none to her grammar, 
Her blush helped her out and her jargon became her. 

Her habit and mien she endeavor'd to frame 
To the different gout of the place where she came; 
Her outside still chang'd, but her inside the same: 

At the Hague in her slippers and hair as the mode is, 
At Paris all falbalow'd fine as a goddess, 
And at censuring London in smock sleeves and bodice. 

She order'd affairs that few people could tell 
In what part about her that mixture did dwell 
Of Frow, or Mistress, or Mademoiselle. 

For her surname and race let the herald's e'en answer; 
Her own proper worth was enough to advance her, 
And he who liked her, little value her grandsire. 

But from what house so ever her lineage may come 
I wish my own Jinny but out of her tomb, 
Tho' all her relations were there in her room. 

Of such terrible beauty she never could boast 
As with absolute sway o'er all hearts rules the roast 
When J___ bawls out to the chair for a toast; 

But of good household features her person was made, 
Nor by faction cried up nor of censure afraid, 
And her beauty was rather for use than parade. 

Her blood so well mix't and flesh so well pasted 
That, tho' her youth faded, her comeliness lasted; 
The blue was wore off, but the plum was well tasted. 

Less smooth than her skin and less white than her breast 
Was this polished stone beneath which she lies pressed: 
Stop, reader, and sigh while thou thinkst on the rest. 

With a just trim of virtue her soul was endued, 
Not affectedly pious nor secretly lewd 
She cut even between the coquette and the prude. 

Her will with her duty so equally stood 
That, seldom oppos'd, she was commonly good, 
And did pretty well, doing just what she would. 

Declining all power she found means to persuade, 
Was then most regarded when most she obey'd, 
The mistress in truth when she seem'd but the maid. 

Such care of her own proper actions she took 
That on other folk's lives she had not time to look, 
So censure and praise were struck out of her book. 

Her thought still confin'd to its own little sphere, 
She minded not who did excel or did err 
But just as the matter related to her. 

Then too when her private tribunal was rear'd 
Her mercy so mix'd with her judgment appear'd 
That her foes were condemn'd and her friends always clear'd. 

Her religion so well with her learning did suit 
That in practice sincere, and in controverse mute, 
She showed she knew better to live than dispute. 

Some parts of the Bible by heart she recited, 
And much in historical chapters delighted, 
But in points about Faith she was something short sighted; 

So notions and modes she refer'd to the schools, 
And in matters of conscience adher'd to two rules, 
To advise with no bigots, and jest with no fools. 

And scrupling but little, enough she believ'd, 
By charity ample small sins she retriev'd, 
And when she had new clothes she always receiv'd. 

Thus still whilst her morning unseen fled away 
In ord'ring the linen and making the tea 
That scarce could have time for the psalms of the day; 

And while after dinner the night came so soon 
That half she propos'd very seldom was done; 
With twenty God bless me's, how this day is gone! -- 

While she read and accounted and paid and abated, 
Eat and drank, play'd and work'd, laugh'd and cried, lov'd and hated, 
As answer'd the end of her being created: 

In the midst of her age came a cruel disease 
Which neither her juleps nor receipts could appease; 
So down dropp'd her clay -- may her Soul be at peace! 

Retire from this sepulchre all the profane, 
You that love for debauch, or that marry for gain, 
Retire lest ye trouble the Manes of J___. 

But thou that know'st love above int'rest or lust, 
Strew the myrle and rose on this once belov'd dust, 
And shed one pious tear upon Jinny the Just. 

Tread soft on her grave, and do right to her honor, 
Let neither rude hand nor ill tongue light upon her, 
Do all the small favors that now can be done her. 

And when what thou lik'd shall return to her clay, 
For so I'm persuaded she must do one day 
-- Whatever fantastic John Asgill may say -- 

When as I have done now, thou shalt set up a stone 
For something however distinguished or known, 
May some pious friend the misfortune bemoan, 
And make thy concern by reflexion his own.


Written by Hayden Carruth | Create an image from this poem

The Curtain

 Just over the horizon a great machine of death is roaring and

 rearing.
One can hear it always. Earthquake, starvation, the ever-

 renewing field of corpse-flesh.
In this valley the snow falls silently all day and out our window
We see the curtain of it shifting and folding, hiding us away in

 our little house,
We see earth smoothened and beautified, made like a fantasy, the

 snow-clad trees
So graceful in a dream of peace. In our new bed, which is big

 enough to seem like the north pasture almost
With our two cats, Cooker and Smudgins, lying undisturbed in

 the southeastern and southwestern corners,
We lie loving and warm, looking out from time to time.

 "Snowbound," we say. We speak of the poet
Who lived with his young housekeeper long ago in the

 mountains of the western province, the kingdom
Of complete cruelty, where heads fell like wilted flowers and

 snow fell for many months across the mouth
Of the pass and drifted deep in the vale. In our kitchen the

 maple-fire murmurs
In our stove. We eat cheese and new-made bread and jumbo

 Spanish olives
That have been steeped in our special brine of jalapeños and

 garlic and dill and thyme.
We have a nip or two from the small inexpensive cognac that

 makes us smile and sigh.
For a while we close the immense index of images

 which is
Our lives--for instance, the child on the Mescalero reservation

 in New Mexico in 1966
Sitting naked in the dirt outside his family's hut of tin and

 cardboard,
Covered with sores, unable to speak. But of course the child is

 here with us now,
We cannot close the index. How will we survive? We don't and

 cannot know.
Beyond the horizon a great unceasing noise is undeniable. The

 machine
May break through and come lurching into our valley at any

 moment, at any moment.
Cheers, baby. Here's to us. See how the curtain of snow wavers

 and falls back.

Credit: Copyright © 1995 by Hayden Carruth. Used with the permission of Copper Canyon Press, www.coppercanyonpress.org
Written by James Henry Leigh Hunt | Create an image from this poem

To the Grasshopper and the Cricket

 Green little vaulter in the sunny grass, 
Catching your heart up at the feel of June, 
Sole voice that's heard amidst the lazy noon, 
When even the bees lag at the summoning brass; 
And you, warm little housekeeper, who class 
With those who think the candles come too soon, 
Loving the fire, and with your tricksome tune 
Nick the glad silent moments as they pass; 
Oh sweet and tiny cousins, that belong 
One to the fields, the other to the hearth, 
Both have your sunshine; both, though small, are strong 
At your clear hearts; and both were sent on earth 
To sing in thoughtful ears this natural song: 
Indoors and out, summer and winter,--Mirth.
Written by Edgar Lee Masters | Create an image from this poem

Lois Spears

 Here lies the body of Lois Spears,
Born Lois Fluke, daughter of Willard Fluke,
Wife of Cyrus Spears,
Mother of Myrtle and Virgil Spears,
Children with clear eyes and sound limbs --
(I was born blind)
I was the happiest of women
As wife, mother and housekeeper,
Caring for my loved ones,
And making my home
A place of order and bounteous hospitality:
For I went about the rooms,
And about the garden
With an instinct as sure as sight,
As though there were eyes in my finger tips --
Glory to God in the highest.

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