10 Best Famous Felonies Poems

Here is a collection of the top 10 all-time best famous Felonies poems. This is a select list of the best famous Felonies poetry. Reading, writing, and enjoying famous Felonies poetry (as well as classical and contemporary poems) is a great past time. These top poems are the best examples of felonies poems.

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Sensitive Burglar

by Robert William Service
 Selecting in the dining-room
 The silver of his choice,
The burglar heard from chamber gloom
 A female voice.
As cold and bitter as a toad,
 She spat a nasty name,
So even as his swag he stowed
 He blushed for shame.

'You dirty dog!' he heard her say,
 'I sniff your whisky stench.
I bet you've gambled half your pay,
 Or blown it on a wench.
Begone from here, you rakehell boor!
 You shame the human race.
What wife would pillow-share with your
 Disgusting face!'

A tear the tender burglar shed,
 Then indignation rose,
And swiftly striding to her bed
 He said: 'I'm none of those.
I am a connoisseur in crime
 And felonies I plan . . .
But otherwise, believe me I'm
 A GENTLEMAN.'
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