10 Best Famous Epistle Poems

Here is a collection of the top 10 all-time best famous Epistle poems. This is a select list of the best famous Epistle poetry. Reading, writing, and enjoying famous Epistle poetry (as well as classical and contemporary poems) is a great past time. These top poems are the best examples of epistle poems.

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110. Epistle to a Young Friend

by Robert Burns
 May—, 1786.I LANG hae thought, my youthfu’ friend,
 A something to have sent you,
Tho’ it should serve nae ither end
 Than just a kind memento:
But how the subject-theme may gang,
 Let time and chance determine;
Perhaps it may turn out a sang:
 Perhaps turn out a sermon.


Ye’ll try the world soon, my lad;
 And, Andrew dear, believe me,
Ye’ll find mankind an unco squad,
 And muckle they may grieve ye:
For care and trouble set your thought,
 Ev’n when your end’s attained;
And a’ your views may come to nought,
 Where ev’ry nerve is strained.


I’ll no say, men are villains a’;
 The real, harden’d wicked,
Wha hae nae check but human law,
 Are to a few restricked;
But, Och! mankind are unco weak,
 An’ little to be trusted;
If self the wavering balance shake,
 It’s rarely right adjusted!


Yet they wha fa’ in fortune’s strife,
 Their fate we shouldna censure;
For still, th’ important end of life
 They equally may answer;
A man may hae an honest heart,
 Tho’ poortith hourly stare him;
A man may tak a neibor’s part,
 Yet hae nae cash to spare him.


Aye free, aff-han’, your story tell,
 When wi’ a bosom crony;
But still keep something to yoursel’,
 Ye scarcely tell to ony:
Conceal yoursel’ as weel’s ye can
 Frae critical dissection;
But keek thro’ ev’ry other man,
 Wi’ sharpen’d, sly inspection.


The sacred lowe o’ weel-plac’d love,
 Luxuriantly indulge it;
But never tempt th’ illicit rove,
 Tho’ naething should divulge it:
I waive the quantum o’ the sin,
 The hazard of concealing;
But, Och! it hardens a’ within,
 And petrifies the feeling!


To catch dame Fortune’s golden smile,
 Assiduous wait upon her;
And gather gear by ev’ry wile
 That’s justified by honour;
Not for to hide it in a hedge,
 Nor for a train attendant;
But for the glorious privilege
 Of being independent.


The fear o’ hell’s a hangman’s whip,
 To haud the wretch in order;
But where ye feel your honour grip,
 Let that aye be your border;
Its slightest touches, instant pause—
 Debar a’ side-pretences;
And resolutely keep its laws,
 Uncaring consequences.


The great Creator to revere,
 Must sure become the creature;
But still the preaching cant forbear,
 And ev’n the rigid feature:
Yet ne’er with wits profane to range,
 Be complaisance extended;
An atheist-laugh’s a poor exchange
 For Deity offended!


When ranting round in pleasure’s ring,
 Religion may be blinded;
Or if she gie a random sting,
 It may be little minded;
But when on life we’re tempest driv’n—
 A conscience but a canker—
A correspondence fix’d wi’ Heav’n,
 Is sure a noble anchor!


Adieu, dear, amiable youth!
 Your heart can ne’er be wanting!
May prudence, fortitude, and truth,
 Erect your brow undaunting!
In ploughman phrase, “God send you speed,”
 Still daily to grow wiser;
And may ye better reck the rede,
 Then ever did th’ adviser!

70. Epistle to the Rev. John M'Math

by Robert Burns
 WHILE at the stook the shearers cow’r
To shun the bitter blaudin’ show’r,
Or in gulravage rinnin scowr
 To pass the time,
To you I dedicate the hour
 In idle rhyme.


My musie, tir’d wi’ mony a sonnet
On gown, an’ ban’, an’ douse black bonnet,
Is grown right eerie now she’s done it,
 Lest they should blame her,
An’ rouse their holy thunder on it
 An anathem her.


I own ’twas rash, an’ rather hardy,
That I, a simple, country bardie,
Should meddle wi’ a pack sae sturdy,
 Wha, if they ken me,
Can easy, wi’ a single wordie,
 Lowse hell upon me.


But I gae mad at their grimaces,
Their sighin, cantin, grace-proud faces,
Their three-mile prayers, an’ half-mile graces,
 Their raxin conscience,
Whase greed, revenge, an’ pride disgraces
 Waur nor their nonsense.


There’s Gaw’n, misca’d waur than a beast,
Wha has mair honour in his breast
Than mony scores as guid’s the priest
 Wha sae abus’d him:
And may a bard no crack his jest
 What way they’ve us’d him?


See him, the poor man’s friend in need,
The gentleman in word an’ deed—
An’ shall his fame an’ honour bleed
 By worthless, skellums,
An’ not a muse erect her head
 To cowe the blellums?


O Pope, had I thy satire’s darts
To gie the rascals their deserts,
I’d rip their rotten, hollow hearts,
 An’ tell aloud
Their jugglin hocus-pocus arts
 To cheat the crowd.


God knows, I’m no the thing I should be,
Nor am I even the thing I could be,
But twenty times I rather would be
 An atheist clean,
Than under gospel colours hid be
 Just for a screen.


An honest man may like a glass,
An honest man may like a lass,
But mean revenge, an’ malice fause
 He’ll still disdain,
An’ then cry zeal for gospel laws,
 Like some we ken.


They take religion in their mouth;
They talk o’ mercy, grace, an’ truth,
For what?—to gie their malice skouth
 On some puir wight,
An’ hunt him down, owre right and ruth,
 To ruin straight.


All hail, Religion! maid divine!
Pardon a muse sae mean as mine,
Who in her rough imperfect line
 Thus daurs to name thee;
To stigmatise false friends of thine
 Can ne’er defame thee.


Tho’ blotch’t and foul wi’ mony a stain,
An’ far unworthy of thy train,
With trembling voice I tune my strain,
 To join with those
Who boldly dare thy cause maintain
 In spite of foes:


In spite o’ crowds, in spite o’ mobs,
In spite o’ undermining jobs,
In spite o’ dark banditti stabs
 At worth an’ merit,
By scoundrels, even wi’ holy robes,
 But hellish spirit.


O Ayr! my dear, my native ground,
Within thy presbyterial bound
A candid liberal band is found
 Of public teachers,
As men, as Christians too, renown’d,
 An’ manly preachers.


Sir, in that circle you are nam’d;
Sir, in that circle you are fam’d;
An’ some, by whom your doctrine’s blam’d
 (Which gies you honour)
Even, sir, by them your heart’s esteem’d,
 An’ winning manner.


Pardon this freedom I have ta’en,
An’ if impertinent I’ve been,
Impute it not, good Sir, in ane
 Whase heart ne’er wrang’d ye,
But to his utmost would befriend
 Ought that belang’d ye.

62. Epistle to William Simson

by Robert Burns
 I GAT your letter, winsome Willie;
Wi’ gratefu’ heart I thank you brawlie;
Tho’ I maun say’t, I wad be silly,
 And unco vain,
Should I believe, my coaxin billie
 Your flatterin strain.


But I’se believe ye kindly meant it:
I sud be laith to think ye hinted
Ironic satire, sidelins sklented
 On my poor Musie;
Tho’ in sic phraisin terms ye’ve penn’d it,
 I scarce excuse ye.


My senses wad be in a creel,
Should I but dare a hope to speel
Wi’ Allan, or wi’ Gilbertfield,
 The braes o’ fame;
Or Fergusson, the writer-chiel,
 A deathless name.


(O Fergusson! thy glorious parts
Ill suited law’s dry, musty arts!
My curse upon your whunstane hearts,
 Ye E’nbrugh gentry!
The tithe o’ what ye waste at cartes
 Wad stow’d his pantry!)


Yet when a tale comes i’ my head,
Or lassies gie my heart a screed—
As whiles they’re like to be my dead,
 (O sad disease!)
I kittle up my rustic reed;
 It gies me ease.


Auld Coila now may fidge fu’ fain,
She’s gotten poets o’ her ain;
Chiels wha their chanters winna hain,
 But tune their lays,
Till echoes a’ resound again
 Her weel-sung praise.


Nae poet thought her worth his while,
To set her name in measur’d style;
She lay like some unkenn’d-of-isle
 Beside New Holland,
Or whare wild-meeting oceans boil
 Besouth Magellan.


Ramsay an’ famous Fergusson
Gied Forth an’ Tay a lift aboon;
Yarrow an’ Tweed, to monie a tune,
 Owre Scotland rings;
While Irwin, Lugar, Ayr, an’ Doon
 Naebody sings.


Th’ Illissus, Tiber, Thames, an’ Seine,
Glide sweet in monie a tunefu’ line:
But Willie, set your fit to mine,
 An’ cock your crest;
We’ll gar our streams an’ burnies shine
 Up wi’ the best!


We’ll sing auld Coila’s plains an’ fells,
Her moors red-brown wi’ heather bells,
Her banks an’ braes, her dens and dells,
 Whare glorious Wallace
Aft bure the gree, as story tells,
 Frae Suthron billies.


At Wallace’ name, what Scottish blood
But boils up in a spring-tide flood!
Oft have our fearless fathers strode
 By Wallace’ side,
Still pressing onward, red-wat-shod,
 Or glorious died!


O, sweet are Coila’s haughs an’ woods,
When lintwhites chant amang the buds,
And jinkin hares, in amorous whids,
 Their loves enjoy;
While thro’ the braes the cushat croods
 With wailfu’ cry!


Ev’n winter bleak has charms to me,
When winds rave thro’ the naked tree;
Or frosts on hills of Ochiltree
 Are hoary gray;
Or blinding drifts wild-furious flee,
 Dark’ning the day!


O Nature! a’ thy shews an’ forms
To feeling, pensive hearts hae charms!
Whether the summer kindly warms,
 Wi’ life an light;
Or winter howls, in gusty storms,
 The lang, dark night!


The muse, nae poet ever fand her,
Till by himsel he learn’d to wander,
Adown some trottin burn’s meander,
 An’ no think lang:
O sweet to stray, an’ pensive ponder
 A heart-felt sang!


The war’ly race may drudge an’ drive,
Hog-shouther, jundie, stretch, an’ strive;
Let me fair Nature’s face descrive,
 And I, wi’ pleasure,
Shall let the busy, grumbling hive
 Bum owre their treasure.


Fareweel, “my rhyme-composing” brither!
We’ve been owre lang unkenn’d to ither:
Now let us lay our heads thegither,
 In love fraternal:
May envy wallop in a tether,
 Black fiend, infernal!


While Highlandmen hate tools an’ taxes;
While moorlan’s herds like guid, fat braxies;
While terra firma, on her axis,
 Diurnal turns;
Count on a friend, in faith an’ practice,
 In Robert Burns.


POSTCRIPTMY memory’s no worth a preen;
I had amaist forgotten clean,
Ye bade me write you what they mean
 By this “new-light,”
’Bout which our herds sae aft hae been
 Maist like to fight.


In days when mankind were but callans
At grammar, logic, an’ sic talents,
They took nae pains their speech to balance,
 Or rules to gie;
But spak their thoughts in plain, braid lallans,
 Like you or me.


In thae auld times, they thought the moon,
Just like a sark, or pair o’ shoon,
Wore by degrees, till her last roon
 Gaed past their viewin;
An’ shortly after she was done
 They gat a new ane.


This passed for certain, undisputed;
It ne’er cam i’ their heads to doubt it,
Till chiels gat up an’ wad confute it,
 An’ ca’d it wrang;
An’ muckle din there was about it,
 Baith loud an’ lang.


Some herds, weel learn’d upo’ the beuk,
Wad threap auld folk the thing misteuk;
For ’twas the auld moon turn’d a neuk
 An’ out of’ sight,
An’ backlins-comin to the leuk
 She grew mair bright.


This was deny’d, it was affirm’d;
The herds and hissels were alarm’d
The rev’rend gray-beards rav’d an’ storm’d,
 That beardless laddies
Should think they better wer inform’d,
 Than their auld daddies.


Frae less to mair, it gaed to sticks;
Frae words an’ aiths to clours an’ nicks;
An monie a fallow gat his licks,
 Wi’ hearty crunt;
An’ some, to learn them for their tricks,
 Were hang’d an’ brunt.


This game was play’d in mony lands,
An’ auld-light caddies bure sic hands,
That faith, the youngsters took the sands
 Wi’ nimble shanks;
Till lairds forbad, by strict commands,
 Sic bluidy pranks.


But new-light herds gat sic a cowe,
Folk thought them ruin’d stick-an-stowe;
Till now, amaist on ev’ry knowe
 Ye’ll find ane plac’d;
An’ some their new-light fair avow,
 Just quite barefac’d.


Nae doubt the auld-light flocks are bleatin;
Their zealous herds are vex’d an’ sweatin;
Mysel’, I’ve even seen them greetin
 Wi’ girnin spite,
To hear the moon sae sadly lied on
 By word an’ write.


But shortly they will cowe the louns!
Some auld-light herds in neebor touns
Are mind’t, in things they ca’ balloons,
 To tak a flight;
An’ stay ae month amang the moons
 An’ see them right.


Guid observation they will gie them;
An’ when the auld moon’s gaun to lea’e them,
The hindmaist shaird, they’ll fetch it wi’ them
 Just i’ their pouch;
An’ when the new-light billies see them,
 I think they’ll crouch!


Sae, ye observe that a’ this clatter
Is naething but a “moonshine matter”;
But tho’ dull prose-folk Latin splatter
 In logic tulyie,
I hope we bardies ken some better
 Than mind sic brulyie.

142. Epistle to Major Logan

by Robert Burns
 HAIL, thairm-inspirin’, rattlin’ Willie!
Tho’ fortune’s road be rough an’ hilly
To every fiddling, rhyming billie,
 We never heed,
But take it like the unback’d filly,
 Proud o’ her speed.


When, idly goavin’, whiles we saunter,
Yirr! fancy barks, awa we canter,
Up hill, down brae, till some mischanter,
 Some black bog-hole,
Arrests us; then the scathe an’ banter
 We’re forced to thole.


Hale be your heart! hale be your fiddle!
Lang may your elbuck jink and diddle,
To cheer you through the weary widdle
 O’ this wild warl’.
Until you on a crummock driddle,
 A grey hair’d carl.


Come wealth, come poortith, late or soon,
Heaven send your heart-strings aye in tune,
And screw your temper-pins aboon
 A fifth or mair
The melancholious, lazy croon
 O’ cankrie care.


May still your life from day to day,
Nae “lente largo” in the play,
But “allegretto forte” gay,
 Harmonious flow,
A sweeping, kindling, bauld strathspey—
 Encore! Bravo!


A blessing on the cheery gang
Wha dearly like a jig or sang,
An’ never think o’ right an’ wrang
 By square an’ rule,
But, as the clegs o’ feeling stang,
 Are wise or fool.


My hand-waled curse keep hard in chase
The harpy, hoodock, purse-proud race,
Wha count on poortith as disgrace;
 Their tuneless hearts,
May fireside discords jar a base
 To a’ their parts.


But come, your hand, my careless brither,
I’ th’ ither warl’, if there’s anither,
An’ that there is, I’ve little swither
 About the matter;
We, cheek for chow, shall jog thegither,
 I’se ne’er bid better.


We’ve faults and failings—granted clearly,
We’re frail backsliding mortals merely,
Eve’s bonie squad, priests wyte them sheerly
 For our grand fa’;
But still, but still, I like them dearly—
 God bless them a’!


Ochone for poor Castalian drinkers,
When they fa’ foul o’ earthly jinkers!
The witching, curs’d, delicious blinkers
 Hae put me hyte,
And gart me weet my waukrife winkers,
 Wi’ girnin’spite.


By by yon moon!—and that’s high swearin—
An’ every star within my hearin!
An’ by her een wha was a dear ane!
 I’ll ne’er forget;
I hope to gie the jads a clearin
 In fair play yet.


My loss I mourn, but not repent it;
I’ll seek my pursie whare I tint it;
Ance to the Indies I were wonted,
 Some cantraip hour
By some sweet elf I’ll yet be dinted;
 Then vive l’amour!


Faites mes baissemains respectueuses,
To sentimental sister Susie,
And honest Lucky; no to roose you,
 Ye may be proud,
That sic a couple Fate allows ye,
 To grace your blood.


Nae mair at present can I measure,
An’ trowth my rhymin ware’s nae treasure;
But when in Ayr, some half-hour’s leisure,
 Be’t light, be’t dark,
Sir Bard will do himself the pleasure
 To call at Park.ROBERT BURNS.Mossgiel, 30th October, 1786.

90. Epistle to James Smith

by Robert Burns
 DEAR SMITH, the slee’st, pawkie thief,
That e’er attempted stealth or rief!
Ye surely hae some warlock-brief
 Owre human hearts;
For ne’er a bosom yet was prief
 Against your arts.


For me, I swear by sun an’ moon,
An’ ev’ry star that blinks aboon,
Ye’ve cost me twenty pair o’ shoon,
 Just gaun to see you;
An’ ev’ry ither pair that’s done,
 Mair taen I’m wi’ you.


That auld, capricious carlin, Nature,
To mak amends for scrimpit stature,
She’s turn’d you off, a human creature
 On her first plan,
And in her freaks, on ev’ry feature
 She’s wrote the Man.


Just now I’ve ta’en the fit o’ rhyme,
My barmie noddle’s working prime.
My fancy yerkit up sublime,
 Wi’ hasty summon;
Hae ye a leisure-moment’s time
 To hear what’s comin?


Some rhyme a neibor’s name to lash;
Some rhyme (vain thought!) for needfu’ cash;
Some rhyme to court the countra clash,
 An’ raise a din;
For me, an aim I never fash;
 I rhyme for fun.


The star that rules my luckless lot,
Has fated me the russet coat,
An’ damn’d my fortune to the groat;
 But, in requit,
Has blest me with a random-shot
 O’countra wit.


This while my notion’s taen a sklent,
To try my fate in guid, black prent;
But still the mair I’m that way bent,
 Something cries “Hooklie!”
I red you, honest man, tak tent?
 Ye’ll shaw your folly;


“There’s ither poets, much your betters,
Far seen in Greek, deep men o’ letters,
Hae thought they had ensur’d their debtors,
 A’ future ages;
Now moths deform, in shapeless tatters,
 Their unknown pages.”


Then farewell hopes of laurel-boughs,
To garland my poetic brows!
Henceforth I’ll rove where busy ploughs
 Are whistlin’ thrang,
An’ teach the lanely heights an’ howes
 My rustic sang.


I’ll wander on, wi’ tentless heed
How never-halting moments speed,
Till fate shall snap the brittle thread;
 Then, all unknown,
I’ll lay me with th’ inglorious dead
 Forgot and gone!


But why o’ death being a tale?
Just now we’re living sound and hale;
Then top and maintop crowd the sail,
 Heave Care o’er-side!
And large, before Enjoyment’s gale,
 Let’s tak the tide.


This life, sae far’s I understand,
Is a’ enchanted fairy-land,
Where Pleasure is the magic-wand,
 That, wielded right,
Maks hours like minutes, hand in hand,
 Dance by fu’ light.


The magic-wand then let us wield;
For ance that five-an’-forty’s speel’d,
See, crazy, weary, joyless eild,
 Wi’ wrinkl’d face,
Comes hostin, hirplin owre the field,
 We’ creepin pace.


When ance life’s day draws near the gloamin,
Then fareweel vacant, careless roamin;
An’ fareweel cheerfu’ tankards foamin,
 An’ social noise:
An’ fareweel dear, deluding woman,
 The Joy of joys!


O Life! how pleasant, in thy morning,
Young Fancy’s rays the hills adorning!
Cold-pausing Caution’s lesson scorning,
 We frisk away,
Like school-boys, at th’ expected warning,
 To joy an’ play.


We wander there, we wander here,
We eye the rose upon the brier,
Unmindful that the thorn is near,
 Among the leaves;
And tho’ the puny wound appear,
 Short while it grieves.


Some, lucky, find a flow’ry spot,
For which they never toil’d nor swat;
They drink the sweet and eat the fat,
 But care or pain;
And haply eye the barren hut
 With high disdain.


With steady aim, some Fortune chase;
Keen hope does ev’ry sinew brace;
Thro’ fair, thro’ foul, they urge the race,
 An’ seize the prey:
Then cannie, in some cozie place,
 They close the day.


And others, like your humble servan’,
Poor wights! nae rules nor roads observin,
To right or left eternal swervin,
 They zig-zag on;
Till, curst with age, obscure an’ starvin,
 They aften groan.


Alas! what bitter toil an’ straining—
But truce with peevish, poor complaining!
Is fortune’s fickle Luna waning?
 E’n let her gang!
Beneath what light she has remaining,
 Let’s sing our sang.


My pen I here fling to the door,
And kneel, ye Pow’rs! and warm implore,
“Tho’ I should wander Terra o’er,
 In all her climes,
Grant me but this, I ask no more,
 Aye rowth o’ rhymes.


“Gie dreepin roasts to countra lairds,
Till icicles hing frae their beards;
Gie fine braw claes to fine life-guards,
 And maids of honour;
An’ yill an’ whisky gie to cairds,
 Until they sconner.


“A title, Dempster 1 merits it;
A garter gie to Willie Pitt;
Gie wealth to some be-ledger’d cit,
 In cent. per cent.;
But give me real, sterling wit,
 And I’m content.


“While ye are pleas’d to keep me hale,
I’ll sit down o’er my scanty meal,
Be’t water-brose or muslin-kail,
 Wi’ cheerfu’ face,
As lang’s the Muses dinna fail
 To say the grace.”


An anxious e’e I never throws
Behint my lug, or by my nose;
I jouk beneath Misfortune’s blows
 As weel’s I may;
Sworn foe to sorrow, care, and prose,
 I rhyme away.


O ye douce folk that live by rule,
Grave, tideless-blooded, calm an’cool,
Compar’d wi’ you—O fool! fool! fool!
 How much unlike!
Your hearts are just a standing pool,
 Your lives, a dyke!


Nae hair-brain’d, sentimental traces
In your unletter’d, nameless faces!
In arioso trills and graces
 Ye never stray;
But gravissimo, solemn basses
 Ye hum away.


Ye are sae grave, nae doubt ye’re wise;
Nae ferly tho’ ye do despise
The hairum-scairum, ram-stam boys,
 The rattling squad:
I see ye upward cast your eyes—
 Ye ken the road!


Whilst I—but I shall haud me there,
Wi’ you I’ll scarce gang ony where—
Then, Jamie, I shall say nae mair,
 But quat my sang,
Content wi’ you to mak a pair.
 Whare’er I gang.


 Note 1. George Dempster of Dunnichen, M.P. [back]

41. Epistle to John Rankine

by Robert Burns
 O ROUGH, rude, ready-witted Rankine,
The wale o’ cocks for fun an’ drinkin!
There’s mony godly folks are thinkin,
 Your dreams and tricks
Will send you, Korah-like, a-sinkin
 Straught to auld Nick’s.


Ye hae saw mony cracks an’ cants,
And in your wicked, drucken rants,
Ye mak a devil o’ the saunts,
 An’ fill them fou;
And then their failings, flaws, an’ wants,
 Are a’ seen thro’.


Hypocrisy, in mercy spare it!
That holy robe, O dinna tear it!
Spare’t for their sakes, wha aften wear it—
 The lads in black;
But your curst wit, when it comes near it,
 Rives’t aff their back.


Think, wicked Sinner, wha ye’re skaithing:
It’s just the Blue-gown badge an’ claithing
O’ saunts; tak that, ye lea’e them naething
 To ken them by
Frae ony unregenerate heathen,
 Like you or I.


I’ve sent you here some rhyming ware,
A’ that I bargain’d for, an’ mair;
Sae, when ye hae an hour to spare,
 I will expect,
Yon sang ye’ll sen’t, wi’ cannie care,
 And no neglect.


Tho’ faith, sma’ heart hae I to sing!
My muse dow scarcely spread her wing;
I’ve play’d mysel a bonie spring,
 An’ danc’d my fill!
I’d better gaen an’ sair’t the king,
 At Bunker’s Hill.


’Twas ae night lately, in my fun,
I gaed a rovin’ wi’ the gun,
An’ brought a paitrick to the grun’—
 A bonie hen;
And, as the twilight was begun,
 Thought nane wad ken.


The poor, wee thing was little hurt;
I straikit it a wee for sport,
Ne’er thinkin they wad fash me for’t;
 But, Deil-ma-care!
Somebody tells the poacher-court
 The hale affair.


Some auld, us’d hands had taen a note,
That sic a hen had got a shot;
I was suspected for the plot;
 I scorn’d to lie;
So gat the whissle o’ my groat,
 An’ pay’t the fee.


But by my gun, o’ guns the wale,
An’ by my pouther an’ my hail,
An’ by my hen, an’ by her tail,
 I vow an’ swear!
The game shall pay, o’er muir an’ dale,
 For this, niest year.


As soon’s the clockin-time is by,
An’ the wee pouts begun to cry,
Lord, I’se hae sporting by an’ by
 For my gowd guinea,
Tho’ I should herd the buckskin kye
 For’t in Virginia.


Trowth, they had muckle for to blame!
’Twas neither broken wing nor limb,
But twa-three draps about the wame,
 Scarce thro’ the feathers;
An’ baith a yellow George to claim,
 An’ thole their blethers!


It pits me aye as mad’s a hare;
So I can rhyme nor write nae mair;
But pennyworths again is fair,
 When time’s expedient:
Meanwhile I am, respected Sir,
 Your most obedient.

67. Epistle to John Goldie in Kilmarnock

by Robert Burns
 O GOWDIE, terror o’ the whigs,
Dread o’ blackcoats and rev’rend wigs!
Sour Bigotry, on her last legs,
 Girns an’ looks back,
Wishing the ten Egyptian plagues
 May seize you quick.


Poor gapin’, glowrin’ Superstition!
Wae’s me, she’s in a sad condition:
Fye: bring Black Jock, 1 her state physician,
 To see her water;
Alas, there’s ground for great suspicion
She’ll ne’er get better.


Enthusiasm’s past redemption,
Gane in a gallopin’ consumption:
Not a’ her quacks, wi’ a’ their gumption,
 Can ever mend her;
Her feeble pulse gies strong presumption,
 She’ll soon surrender.


Auld Orthodoxy lang did grapple,
For every hole to get a stapple;
But now she fetches at the thrapple,
 An’ fights for breath;
Haste, gie her name up in the chapel, 2
 Near unto death.


It’s you an’ Taylor 3 are the chief
To blame for a’ this black mischief;
But, could the L—d’s ain folk get leave,
 A toom tar barrel
An’ twa red peats wad bring relief,
 And end the quarrel.


For me, my skill’s but very sma’,
An’ skill in prose I’ve nane ava’;
But quietlins-wise, between us twa,
 Weel may you speed!
And tho’ they sud your sair misca’,
 Ne’er fash your head.


E’en swinge the dogs, and thresh them sicker!
The mair they squeel aye chap the thicker;
And still ’mang hands a hearty bicker
 O’ something stout;
It gars an owthor’s pulse beat quicker,
 And helps his wit.


There’s naething like the honest nappy;
Whare’ll ye e’er see men sae happy,
Or women sonsie, saft an’ sappy,
 ’Tween morn and morn,
As them wha like to taste the drappie,
 In glass or horn?


I’ve seen me dazed upon a time,
I scarce could wink or see a styme;
Just ae half-mutchkin does me prime,—
 Ought less is little—
Then back I rattle on the rhyme,
 As gleg’s a whittle.


 Note 1. The Rev. J. Russell, Kilmarnock.—R. B. [back]
Note 2. Mr. Russell’s Kirk.—R. B. [back]
Note 3. Dr. Taylor of Norwich.—R. B. [back]

60. Epistle on J. Lapraik

by Robert Burns
 WHILE briers an’ woodbines budding green,
An’ paitricks scraichin loud at e’en,
An’ morning poussie whiddin seen,
 Inspire my muse,
This freedom, in an unknown frien’,
 I pray excuse.


On Fasten-e’en we had a rockin,
To ca’ the crack and weave our stockin;
And there was muckle fun and jokin,
 Ye need na doubt;
At length we had a hearty yokin
 At sang about.


There was ae sang, amang the rest,
Aboon them a’ it pleas’d me best,
That some kind husband had addrest
 To some sweet wife;
It thirl’d the heart-strings thro’ the breast,
 A’ to the life.


I’ve scarce heard ought describ’d sae weel,
What gen’rous, manly bosoms feel;
Thought I “Can this be Pope, or Steele,
 Or Beattie’s wark?”
They tauld me ’twas an odd kind chiel
 About Muirkirk.


It pat me fidgin-fain to hear’t,
An’ sae about him there I speir’t;
Then a’ that kent him round declar’d
 He had ingine;
That nane excell’d it, few cam near’t,
 It was sae fine:


That, set him to a pint of ale,
An’ either douce or merry tale,
Or rhymes an’ sangs he’d made himsel,
 Or witty catches—
’Tween Inverness an’ Teviotdale,
 He had few matches.


Then up I gat, an’ swoor an aith,
Tho’ I should pawn my pleugh an’ graith,
Or die a cadger pownie’s death,
 At some dyke-back,
A pint an’ gill I’d gie them baith,
 To hear your crack.


But, first an’ foremost, I should tell,
Amaist as soon as I could spell,
I to the crambo-jingle fell;
 Tho’ rude an’ rough—
Yet crooning to a body’s sel’
 Does weel eneugh.


I am nae poet, in a sense;
But just a rhymer like by chance,
An’ hae to learning nae pretence;
 Yet, what the matter?
Whene’er my muse does on me glance,
 I jingle at her.


Your critic-folk may cock their nose,
And say, “How can you e’er propose,
You wha ken hardly verse frae prose,
 To mak a sang?”
But, by your leaves, my learned foes,
 Ye’re maybe wrang.


What’s a’ your jargon o’ your schools—
Your Latin names for horns an’ stools?
If honest Nature made you fools,
 What sairs your grammars?
Ye’d better taen up spades and shools,
 Or knappin-hammers.


A set o’ dull, conceited hashes
Confuse their brains in college classes!
They gang in stirks, and come out asses,
 Plain truth to speak;
An’ syne they think to climb Parnassus
 By dint o’ Greek!


Gie me ae spark o’ nature’s fire,
That’s a’ the learning I desire;
Then tho’ I drudge thro’ dub an’ mire
 At pleugh or cart,
My muse, tho’ hamely in attire,
 May touch the heart.


O for a ***** o’ Allan’s glee,
Or Fergusson’s the bauld an’ slee,
Or bright Lapraik’s, my friend to be,
 If I can hit it!
That would be lear eneugh for me,
 If I could get it.


Now, sir, if ye hae friends enow,
Tho’ real friends, I b’lieve, are few;
Yet, if your catalogue be fu’,
 I’se no insist:
But, gif ye want ae friend that’s true,
 I’m on your list.


I winna blaw about mysel,
As ill I like my fauts to tell;
But friends, an’ folk that wish me well,
 They sometimes roose me;
Tho’ I maun own, as mony still
 As far abuse me.


There’s ae wee faut they whiles lay to me,
I like the lasses—Gude forgie me!
For mony a plack they wheedle frae me
 At dance or fair;
Maybe some ither thing they gie me,
 They weel can spare.


But Mauchline Race, or Mauchline Fair,
I should be proud to meet you there;
We’se gie ae night’s discharge to care,
 If we forgather;
An’ hae a swap o’ rhymin-ware
 Wi’ ane anither.


The four-gill chap, we’se gar him clatter,
An’ kirsen him wi’ reekin water;
Syne we’ll sit down an’ tak our whitter,
 To cheer our heart;
An’ faith, we’se be acquainted better
 Before we part.


Awa ye selfish, war’ly race,
Wha think that havins, sense, an’ grace,
Ev’n love an’ friendship should give place
 To catch-the-plack!
I dinna like to see your face,
 Nor hear your crack.


But ye whom social pleasure charms
Whose hearts the tide of kindness warms,
Who hold your being on the terms,
 “Each aid the others,”
Come to my bowl, come to my arms,
 My friends, my brothers!


But, to conclude my lang epistle,
As my auld pen’s worn to the gristle,
Twa lines frae you wad gar me fissle,
 Who am, most fervent,
While I can either sing or whistle,
 Your friend and servant.

56. Epistle to Davie A Brother Poet

by Robert Burns
 WHILE winds frae aff Ben-Lomond blaw,
An’ bar the doors wi’ driving snaw,
 An’ hing us owre the ingle,
I set me down to pass the time,
An’ spin a verse or twa o’ rhyme,
 In hamely, westlin jingle.
While frosty winds blaw in the drift,
 Ben to the chimla lug,
I grudge a wee the great-folk’s gift,
 That live sae bien an’ snug:
 I tent less, and want less
 Their roomy fire-side;
 But hanker, and canker,
 To see their cursed pride.


It’s hardly in a body’s pow’r
To keep, at times, frae being sour,
 To see how things are shar’d;
How best o’ chiels are whiles in want,
While coofs on countless thousands rant,
 And ken na how to wair’t;
But, Davie, lad, ne’er fash your head,
 Tho’ we hae little gear;
We’re fit to win our daily bread,
 As lang’s we’re hale and fier:
 “Mair spier na, nor fear na,” 1
 Auld age ne’er mind a feg;
 The last o’t, the warst o’t
 Is only but to beg.


To lie in kilns and barns at e’en,
When banes are craz’d, and bluid is thin,
 Is doubtless, great distress!
Yet then content could make us blest;
Ev’n then, sometimes, we’d snatch a taste
 Of truest happiness.
The honest heart that’s free frae a’
 Intended fraud or guile,
However Fortune kick the ba’,
 Has aye some cause to smile;
 An’ mind still, you’ll find still,
 A comfort this nae sma’;
 Nae mair then we’ll care then,
 Nae farther can we fa’.


What tho’, like commoners of air,
We wander out, we know not where,
 But either house or hal’,
Yet nature’s charms, the hills and woods,
The sweeping vales, and foaming floods,
 Are free alike to all.
In days when daisies deck the ground,
 And blackbirds whistle clear,
With honest joy our hearts will bound,
 To see the coming year:
 On braes when we please, then,
 We’ll sit an’ sowth a tune;
 Syne rhyme till’t we’ll time till’t,
 An’ sing’t when we hae done.


It’s no in titles nor in rank;
It’s no in wealth like Lon’on bank,
 To purchase peace and rest:
It’s no in makin’ muckle, mair;
It’s no in books, it’s no in lear,
 To make us truly blest:
If happiness hae not her seat
 An’ centre in the breast,
We may be wise, or rich, or great,
 But never can be blest;
 Nae treasures, nor pleasures
 Could make us happy lang;
 The heart aye’s the part aye
 That makes us right or wrang.


Think ye, that sic as you and I,
Wha drudge an’ drive thro’ wet and dry,
 Wi’ never ceasing toil;
Think ye, are we less blest than they,
Wha scarcely tent us in their way,
 As hardly worth their while?
Alas! how aft in haughty mood,
 God’s creatures they oppress!
Or else, neglecting a’ that’s guid,
 They riot in excess!
 Baith careless and fearless
 Of either heaven or hell;
 Esteeming and deeming
 It’s a’ an idle tale!


Then let us cheerfu’ acquiesce,
Nor make our scanty pleasures less,
 By pining at our state:
And, even should misfortunes come,
I, here wha sit, hae met wi’ some—
 An’s thankfu’ for them yet.
They gie the wit of age to youth;
 They let us ken oursel’;
They make us see the naked truth,
 The real guid and ill:
 Tho’ losses an’ crosses
 Be lessons right severe,
 There’s wit there, ye’ll get there,
 Ye’ll find nae other where.


But tent me, Davie, ace o’ hearts!
(To say aught less wad wrang the cartes,
 And flatt’ry I detest)
This life has joys for you and I;
An’ joys that riches ne’er could buy,
 An’ joys the very best.
There’s a’ the pleasures o’ the heart,
 The lover an’ the frien’;
Ye hae your Meg, your dearest part,
 And I my darling Jean!
 It warms me, it charms me,
 To mention but her name:
 It heats me, it beets me,
 An’ sets me a’ on flame!


O all ye Pow’rs who rule above!
O Thou whose very self art love!
 Thou know’st my words sincere!
The life-blood streaming thro’ my heart,
Or my more dear immortal part,
 Is not more fondly dear!
When heart-corroding care and grief
 Deprive my soul of rest,
Her dear idea brings relief,
 And solace to my breast.
 Thou Being, All-seeing,
 O hear my fervent pray’r;
 Still take her, and make her
 Thy most peculiar care!


All hail! ye tender feelings dear!
The smile of love, the friendly tear,
 The sympathetic glow!
Long since, this world’s thorny ways
Had number’d out my weary days,
 Had it not been for you!
Fate still has blest me with a friend,
 In ev’ry care and ill;
And oft a more endearing band—
 A tie more tender still.
 It lightens, it brightens
 The tenebrific scene,
 To meet with, and greet with
 My Davie, or my Jean!


O, how that name inspires my style!
The words come skelpin, rank an’ file,
 Amaist before I ken!
The ready measure rins as fine,
As Phoebus an’ the famous Nine
 Were glowrin owre my pen.
My spaviet Pegasus will limp,
 Till ance he’s fairly het;
And then he’ll hilch, and stilt, an’ jimp,
 And rin an unco fit:
 But least then the beast then
 Should rue this hasty ride,
 I’ll light now, and dight now
 His sweaty, wizen’d hide.


 Note 1. Ramsay.—R. B. [back]

295. Epistle to Dr. Blacklock

by Robert Burns
 ELLISLAND, 21st Oct., 1789.WOW, but your letter made me vauntie!
And are ye hale, and weel and cantie?
I ken’d it still, your wee bit jauntie
 Wad bring ye to:
Lord send you aye as weel’s I want ye!
 And then ye’ll do.


The ill-thief blaw the Heron south!
And never drink be near his drouth!
He tauld myself by word o’ mouth,
 He’d tak my letter;
I lippen’d to the chiel in trouth,
 And bade nae better.


But aiblins, honest Master Heron
Had, at the time, some dainty fair one
To ware this theologic care on,
 And holy study;
And tired o’ sauls to waste his lear on,
 E’en tried the body.


But what d’ye think, my trusty fere,
I’m turned a gauger—Peace be here!
Parnassian queans, I fear, I fear,
 Ye’ll now disdain me!
And then my fifty pounds a year
 Will little gain me.


Ye glaikit, gleesome, dainty damies,
Wha, by Castalia’s wimplin streamies,
Lowp, sing, and lave your pretty limbies,
 Ye ken, ye ken,
That strang necessity supreme is
 ’Mang sons o’ men.


I hae a wife and twa wee laddies;
They maun hae brose and brats o’ duddies;
Ye ken yoursels my heart right proud is—
 I need na vaunt
But I’ll sned besoms, thraw saugh woodies,
 Before they want.


Lord help me thro’ this warld o’ care!
I’m weary sick o’t late and air!
Not but I hae a richer share
 Than mony ithers;
But why should ae man better fare,
 And a’ men brithers?


Come, Firm Resolve, take thou the van,
Thou stalk o’ carl-hemp in man!
And let us mind, faint heart ne’er wan
 A lady fair:
Wha does the utmost that he can,
 Will whiles do mair.


But to conclude my silly rhyme
(I’m scant o’ verse and scant o’ time),
To make a happy fireside clime
 To weans and wife,
That’s the true pathos and sublime
 Of human life.


My compliments to sister Beckie,
And eke the same to honest Lucky;
I wat she is a daintie chuckie,
 As e’er tread clay;
And gratefully, my gude auld cockie,
 I’m yours for aye.ROBERT BURNS.
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