To A Stuffed Shirt

 On the tide you ride head high,
Like a whale 'mid little fishes;
I should envy you as I
Help my wife to wash the dishes.

Yet frock-coat and stove-pipe hat
Cannot hide your folds of fat.


You are reckoned a success,
And the public praise you win;
There's your picture in the Press,
Pouchy eyes and triple chin.

Wealth,--of it you fairly stink;
Health,--what does your Doctor think?

Dignity is phoney stuff.

Who is dignified deep down?
Strip the pants off, call the bluff,
Common clay are king and clown.

Let a bulging belly be
Your best bid for dignity.


Miserable millionaire!
For indulgence you must pay.

Yet there's salvation in prayer,--
Down on your fat knees and pray.

Know that with your dying breath
There is dignity in death.

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