Rules and Regulations
A short direction
To avoid dejection,
By variations
In occupations,
And prolongation
Of relaxation,
And combinations
Of recreations,
And disputation
On the state of the nation
In adaptation
To your station,
By invitations
To friends and relations,
By evitation
Of amputation,
By permutation
In conversation,
And deep reflection
You'll avoid dejection.
Learn well your grammar,
And never stammer,
Write well and neatly,
And sing most sweetly,
Be enterprising,
Love early rising,
Go walk of six miles,
Have ready quick smiles,
With lightsome laughter,
Soft flowing after.
Drink tea, not coffee;
Never eat toffy.
Eat bread with butter.
Once more, don't stutter.
Don't waste your money,
Abstain from honey.
Shut doors behind you,
(Don't slam them, mind you.)
Drink beer, not porter.
Don't enter the water
Till to swim you are able.
Sit close to the table.
Take care of a candle.
Shut a door by the handle,
Don't push with your shoulder
Until you are older.
Lose not a button.
Refuse cold mutton.
Starve your canaries.
Believe in fairies.
If you are able,
Don't have a stable
With any mangers.
Be rude to strangers.
Moral: Behave.
Literary Analysis
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Summary
Lewis Carroll presents a comic set of household and social "rules" that sound orderly at first, then grow increasingly whimsical, contradictory, and absurd. The poem begins like a self-help checklist for lifting one's spirits: vary your activities, keep company, reflect, rest, and maintain good habits. But the advice quickly turns into a parade of tiny commands, half sensible and half ridiculous, until the reader realizes that the poem is not really building a practical life guide at all. It is performing the voice of instruction while quietly undermining it.
The progression matters because each new stanza pushes the idea of regulation a little further off balance. Some lines offer common-sense manners, while others veer into jokes, puns, and impossible or arbitrary prohibitions. That mix creates a playful tension between form and meaning: the poem sounds disciplined, but its logic is delightfully unstable. The closing "Moral: Behave." lands as both a straight-faced conclusion and a comic anticlimax, reducing all the previous absurdity to a mock-serious lesson about conduct.
Theme
- Mock instruction - The poem imitates the language of advice and moral guidance, but it bends that form into comedy by piling up rules that are silly, over-specific, or plainly unreasonable.
- Order versus absurdity - Carroll sets a neat, rhymed structure against chaotic content, showing how strict organization can make nonsense sound official and amusing.
- Social behavior - Many of the commands focus on manners, conversation, and self-control, turning ordinary etiquette into a comic system of life management.
- The instability of rules - The poem keeps offering directions that conflict with common sense, suggesting that rules can be arbitrary when removed from real purpose.
- Playful moralizing - The final command to behave treats morality with a wink, reducing serious ethical instruction to a childlike, teasing summary.
Literary Devices
- Rhyme - The poem's tightly linked end-rhymes give the instructions a catchy, sing-song quality that makes even absurd advice feel authoritative.
- Repetition - Carroll repeats structures such as the repeated line endings and command patterns to create momentum and to satirize the predictability of moral instruction.
- Alliteration - Frequent consonant echoes, such as in clusters of similar sounds, add musicality and make the poem feel brisk and playful.
- Parody - The poem parodies didactic verse by borrowing the tone of a lesson or manual while filling it with comic nonsense.
- Irony - The poem's serious-sounding guidance often points toward nonsense, so the form and the meaning undercut each other.
- Enumeration - The long sequence of short imperatives creates the effect of an ever-expanding list, which becomes funnier as it grows more arbitrary.
- Anticlimax - The final "Moral: Behave." deliberately shrinks the poem's elaborate build-up into a blunt, simple conclusion.
Symbolism
- "The state of the nation" - This public-sounding phrase symbolizes the grand topics that adults discuss seriously, here reduced to one more item in a comic list of everyday concerns.
- Tea and coffee - These everyday drinks symbolize choice and habit, but the poem treats them like matters of doctrine, poking fun at trivial rules becoming absolute.
- Walking six miles - The specific walk can symbolize disciplined self-improvement, exaggerated until it becomes part of the poem's joke about exactness.
- Fairies - The reference to fairies symbolizes the poem's movement away from practical advice and into a world where fantasy sits beside domestic instruction.
- "Moral" - The labeled conclusion symbolizes the poem's mock seriousness, as if all the preceding nonsense were leading to a formal lesson.
Tone
Carroll's tone is sly, brisk, and mock-authoritative, as though he is earnestly dispensing useful guidance while obviously enjoying the silliness of the performance. The mood for the reader is light and mischievous, with a growing sense of surprise as the advice becomes more absurd and less practical. What begins as cheerful instruction ends in comic deflation, leaving the poem feeling clever, playful, and a little irreverent toward the whole idea of solemn rules.
Historical Context
Lewis Carroll wrote within the Victorian literary culture that often valued moral instruction, tidy behavior, and polished verse, especially in writing for children. At the same time, the period also produced a strong comic and nonsense tradition that delighted in turning logic upside down. This poem fits squarely into that double heritage: it borrows the shape of didactic verse while making fun of its earnestness.
Carroll is especially associated with playful reversals, linguistic games, and mock-logic. In that broader context, the poem can be read as a satire of rigid conduct literature and a celebration of verbal wit. Its neat rhythm and apparent seriousness are part of the joke, showing how Victorian forms of instruction could be transformed into imaginative nonsense.
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