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Uncouth Operator


*This poem is sung to the music of Sade's seminal song, "Smooth Operator."


Intro:

He’s ranting with a spiteful hurl,
and taunting with a choler heart
Spewing crude statements, making lewd comments
He’s hated in seven languages
Zircon nights and silicon lights, sinthetic high in the sky
Hades help him, when he falls




Crass carat life, grifter boy
He crawls in space with hubris haste and mischievous joy
Backroom lights and back alley nights
Few do enquire his penthouse ire of shakedown heights

No place for losers or gullible hearts
when his diss enchantment wants to lip dance
Got head space for suckers with nowhere to pity park


Chorus:

Mo’ jeers to cast,
he’s an uncouth operator
Uncouth operator, uncouth operator
Uncouth operator

Roast to roast, NY to Fargo, vitriol rail
Across the Rio water 
and Mex border, to Amarillo, insults assail

He’s an uncouth operator
Uncouth operator, uncouth operator
Uncouth operator



Cobra face do debase,
he viper coax and venom tox
Boa greed to disgrace

A license to hate, annoyance to scold
Forge all your apathy pain into fools goad
His thoughts volcanic glow, but his words erupt cold


Chorus:  

No cheers to cast,
he’s an uncouth operator
Uncouth operator, uncouth operator
Uncouth operator

Roast to roast, NY to Fargo, vitriol rail
Across the Rio water 
and Mex border, to Amarillo, insults assail

Mo’ jeers to cast,
he’s an uncouth operator
Uncouth operator, uncouth operator
Uncouth operator

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 11/27/2020 8:41:00 AM
Hey great parody Freddie! Roast to roast NY to Fargo vitriol rail, great line, he's an uncouth operator. Sounds like some people I've heard of, losers while bragging about winning!
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Date: 11/11/2020 3:56:00 AM
Ha, he wont stop.. great parody and satire..
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Date: 11/10/2020 10:17:00 AM
haha good one...I think some people just take immense pride in being crass boors cos it's the only thing they excel at...I like Sade...now she could have shown him some class! :))
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