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Bird Brain and Pigeon Toe - Re-Edited



Two of the wackiest guys I know,
	live two doors down, 
		           one flight below

Tall is one, the other is short
One chirps loud all the time ... one quietly coos
Tall wears a small hat,
	         		        Short sports big shoes

Bird Brain and Pigeon Toe,
they’re two of the silliest fellas I know
Those two ditzy, dunce Dodos
	live two doors down, 
			             one flight below
Two Heckle and Jeckle, 
		             warbling so-and-so’s

One spring cleaning time,
my fair sparrow lady and turtledove me 
were shaking a dust feather
at what we heard, but couldn’t believe — 

Toe tapping on the Brain
with a combination of 
Muhammad Ali - Fred Astaire pure artistry
The Pigeon was floating like a butterfly,
	stinging like a bee ... 
putting pain on the Brain’s cheek

While we kept shaking that dust feather
at what we still couldn’t believe; 
we heard hawk flap sounds, 
		                 so stark raven noisy — 
Bird woodpecking the Pigeon
with a fist pounding of
a knuckle Louisville Slugger, number 23

The Brain was tapping Morse Code bulls-eye
	carvings on a tree ... 
putting hurt on the Pigeon’s beak
Can you believe — 
Two best friends fighting like worst enemies!

When the dust settled and the air cleared,
we really couldn’t believe 
what our hummingbird ears just did hear — 
Loud laughter mingled with drunken cheers,
        of double-burping 
                             out an open window
Coming from two doors down, 
			           one flight below

They’re longtime best buds — 
Two of the dimmer bulbs which glow,
that have a peacock taste 
		         for the suds
 
Now you now know:
A pair of the quirkiest crow chums 
who roof perch together,
	     wing elbow
Parakeet plucky park bench bums

Total cuckoo nest best buds 
Fun loving, 
boon-docking couch spuds

My neighboring parrot chime fellows: 
Bird Brain and Pigeon Toe,
      they live two doors down, 
			          one flight below


11-21-20

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Date: 11/22/2020 10:19:00 AM
LOL! Awesome poem, made me smile :)
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Date: 11/21/2020 11:12:00 PM
Some fellas you have as neighbors. Lovely write. Great story. ~~
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Date: 11/21/2020 4:38:00 PM
Loving this in every directions Freddie! I may dive in fora second go around.
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Date: 11/21/2020 11:46:00 AM
You have a real vivid imagination...
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Date: 11/21/2020 11:35:00 AM
Lol!Freddie, I found your well- written write to be very clever and entertaining. The two neighbors below are some real characters. I laughed out loud reading about their antics! Great title and content. I enjoyed the read:-) Alexis
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