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A Rabbit Named Bunny

Dogs dogmatically guard the home
Sounding the alarm with a growling bark
As owners are alerted to the threat
Miscreants flee into the dark

Cats are categorically useful too
Their mouse-tracking skills renowned
When a feline is prowling on patrol
Rodents scurry underground

But rabbits are a tougher sell
Their herbivore hunting skills quite moot
Unable to save the day or keep vermin at bay
They mostly sit there looking cute

Rabbits are thin-skinned as well
There's one faux pas you must not commit
Please do not call them rodents
Order Lagomorpha is where they fit

Why then do we delight in ours
The doe we call simply “Bunny” ?
It's cuz her antics provide comic relief
When she yawns it looks so funny

Bunny blithely flips her little plate
A curt review of pet shop food
She’s holding out for blueberries or kale
Depending on her mood

Baby carrots and parsley sprigs
Make for a tasty Bunny lunch
She regales us with her table talk:
Munchity, crunchity, crunch

After a hard day’s work, I come home
To my gray-and-white-furred friend
She’ll run to be picked up and petted
And my stresses are at an end

Yes, Bunny is priceless to us
And she certainly earns her keep
Familial duties done for the day
On a little throw pillow she falls asleep

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for contest: Furry Friend
Sponsored by: Royal T

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 6/27/2016 9:24:00 PM
Brian, nice to see your furry friend win. Love SKAT
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Date: 5/6/2016 9:12:00 PM
Brian, believe it or not, I once had a bunny as a pet, ill never understand what happen to him. Thank you for this =(^.^)= RoyalT
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Brian Mcclain
Date: 5/9/2016 2:21:00 PM
Hi Royal, Thank you for placing me in your contest. Cheers, Brian
Date: 4/21/2016 11:56:00 PM
wow, you actually have a pet BUNNY rabbit? Who knew they could be so much fun. This was a GREAT poem. Was this contest ever judged yet?? It sure deserved to win!!
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Brian Mcclain
Date: 4/22/2016 8:18:00 PM
Hi Andrea, Yes, Bunny is a furry bundle of joy. Thank you so much for the kind words. In answer to your question, no, that contest never did get judged. Oh well. Cheers, Brian
Date: 3/24/2016 5:42:00 PM
aww your bunny sounds delightful Brian:-) hugs Jan xx
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Brian Mcclain
Date: 4/22/2016 8:11:00 PM
Hi Jan, Sorry I haven't looked in on this poem in a long time--I wrote it for a contest that never got judged, so sort of forgot about it. Please accept my belated thanks for your sweet comment. Cheers, Brian
Date: 3/18/2016 10:07:00 PM
This was delightfully endearing, Brian, and I enjoyed your subtle wordplay. "Dogs are dogmatically ..." "Cats are categorically" Don't believe I didn't see what you did there. Witty. You have your own unique voice here, and it makes me smile. "Order Lagomorpha is where they fit" ... yes ... because "Lagomorpha" is common knowledge. LOL!
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Brian Mcclain
Date: 3/18/2016 10:49:00 PM
Hi Timothy, Glad you liked it, thank you very much for reading my stuff and commenting. I categorically appreciate it. Cheers, Brian
Date: 3/6/2016 10:12:00 PM
Brian, oh bunny rabbits are so sweet, you are blessed, wonderful poem !
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Brian Mcclain
Date: 3/13/2016 2:10:00 PM
Hey Broken Wings, Thanks for the nice comment about the bunny poem. She is a sweetie, and does bring our family much joy (when she's not chewing the legs of our furniture like she thinks she's building a dam). Cheers, Brian
Date: 3/6/2016 5:17:00 AM
Not to fond of rabbits myself but the poem was great!
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Brian Mcclain
Date: 3/6/2016 6:44:00 AM
Hi Brian, Thanks for the kind feedback! And Ha-ha---I get what you mean (I didn't even mention that Bunny has chewed all our wooden furniture legs!)--but even so we still very fond of our furry friend.. Cheers, Brian

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