I'm dealing with a personal earthquake
 My stomach start to rumble and my knees started to shake 
Their shaking so bad that when I walk it forced my direction to shift
So I walk faster towards my destination
Having crazy thoughts of a tsunami
Yelling 
'EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME I'M COMING THREW!' 
Feeling bad for the people behind me 
As the rumbling continued in my tummy
I realize and thought to myself 
That wasn't an earthquake 
You got to take a crap 
U BIG DUMMY! (N my Fred Sanford voice) 
Now let's see if the Red Cross can help this crisis