CoVid-19 For Dummies.

CoVid-19 For Dummies.

If you are wearing less than 4 masks, add more masks.

If you are wearing 4 masks and can't breathe, stay confined and die of starvation.

If nobody can hear you talk thru 4 masks, ENUNCIATE.

If you need to cough, put your hand in front of your 4 masks.

As Covid can enter thru the eyes wear a blindfold, even if you are already blind.

If you are social distancing at 2.00 meters or more, I cannot hear you.

If you are social distancing at 1.99 meters or less, you are too close and I am scared.

If you test negative, take another test.

If you test positive just blame Trump.

To protect yourself from mutated CoVid strains, take shots from multiple vaccines.

But don't forget: you can't mix jabs on Wednesdays.

If you die from an adverse reaction, go ahead, prove it!

If you die of drive by shooting, car accident, suicide, boredom, alcoolism, etc.,
remember, you died of CoVid-19 as those are all well known comorbidities.

Even after vaccination keep wearing masks, etc. You are used to it by now.

It's all about the Science.

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