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Chauvinistic Integrity


Pig... That's what I thought. Well, I'm proud of my integrity. Once in a while I flaunt it because that makes it okay to be a decent human being. That as I may; I may that… That may, that as May, I must that as that may. May I? I may; that as it may. May just isn't that as June. Bugs in summer, giant squid, the Loch Ness Monster; and I think you have a booger, man? Know it all! Yeah, it's all up your nose. Snoop nose brownie points are piling up, big guy. Cash in on betrayal and karma be trailing you. Guaranteed horse shit trying to yank my chain. News flash bucko, I took off my societal cuffs long ago. Held Hostage by Fear was discovered long ago and long since been stood up to. Booze free too. Inebriated would be the decisions that made by afraid guys with a sock in his jock looking to get laid by. Stealing from you just roger paid; my? Rabbit my, darling; oh? What happened to Clementine’? I took of my invisible eyes. What? Yeah, you heard me. I just looked at the world the way it is. From real life; I couldn't stand the commercials anyway. It's game over. Smell that? It's your own shit! It stinks! Woo-wee... Rotten bowels reeking from sour man. Keep your lemons; I'm not buying your lies any longer. You play football and call it soccer. Logic is lost with your game plan. Integrity's karma will distort you through the society that you corrupted. Benefit of the doubt high jacked line next doors cable feed. Scrambled eggs sizzling and your brains’ aren’t even on drugs. Locking up so-called criminals; you're the thug. All along, quite the gig you pulled; hands-over, it’s time to fold. Blood sucker leach acts humane when it's cold. Part machine are we? It's about to get hard reset and wiped clean. At the very least it’ll take care of all that smell. Man is now bossing. You can see our forthright integrity; showing off that we are vulnerable. The pig cried wolf and man answered. We just pushed a neighbor's car in the snow; catch my drift? That's why we huff and puff. It's a full time job, always on call, justifiably obliged; we keep it out in the open; it’s okay here in Ambivaliss. A society that is in great condition, as a matter of fact, it’s mint-mental and logic warrant’s such a bold claim as; chauvinistic integrity!

2015


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