The only person who ever left the Iron Curtain wearing it.
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She not only worships the golden calf, she barbecues it for lunch.
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She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age.
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I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor has been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
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Macho doesn't prove mucho.
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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married -- then he's finished.
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
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Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do
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I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
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How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
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