Its not easy being a penis. I have a head I can't think with, an eye I can't see out of, I live with 2 nuts, my closest neighbor is an asshole, my best friend is a pussy and my owner beats me all the time.
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Designing a one-of-a-kind t-shirt is a wonderful way for children to express their creativity and boost self esteem. The EASY-T KIT Easy-To-Be-Me Children's Art Contest gives children the chance to create something beautiful to share, and wear, with others.
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Jesus loves you! The rest of us think you're an asshole.
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If it ain't broke, take it apart, loose a few pieces, and it will be.
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Restraining Orders: Just another way of saying 'I love you'
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I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
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Video games don't ruin kids. If Pac-Man ruined us as kids, we would all be running around in darkened rooms, eating magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
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Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
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Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash!
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Dear God: Why is there so much violence in schools? -A Concerned Student
Dear Concerned Student: I'm not allowed in school. -God-
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Support mental health or I'll kill you!
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Will fuck for beer
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Spear Britney...
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PESSIMISM: Every dark cloud has its silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
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My sexual preference is 'often'
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There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise.
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$cd /pub $more beer
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I said 'NO' to drugs! (but they just wouldn't listen)
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T-shirt: My heart belongs to Daddy. . .and so do my credit cards!
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