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I'm a mog: Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend

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When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Homer Simpson |

I bet she gives good helmet.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Spaceballs |

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star. Lone Star: What? Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Lone Star: What's that make us? Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Spaceballs |

No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Col Sanders to Dark Helmet in Spaceballs |