Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.

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Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Funny

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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Bones; there are 206 in the human body. No need for dismay, however: two bones of the middle ear have never been broken in a skiing accident.

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Sports

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The goal for all blind skiers is more freedom. You don't have to see where you're going, as long as you go. In skiing, you ski with your legs ...

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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

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Allow me a bit of philosophy here... We started tele skiing as a rebellion against rules.

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