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Quote Left And do not pity C. Q. One had to choose between him and H. H., and one wanted H. H. to exist at least a couple of months longer, so as to have... Quote Right
Quote Left Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess? A: A nurse says: 'This won't hurt a bit.' A schoolteacher says: 'We're going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right.' An airline stewardess says: 'Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breath normally.' Quote Right
Quote Left Q: How do you spell 'onomatopoeia'? A: The way it sounds. Quote Right
Quote Left Q: What do you call a Roman person who just ate some pussy? A: Gladiator (Glad he ate her) Quote Right
Quote Left Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness. Quote Right
Quote Left Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? A: 15, one to change it 14 to grumble, 'I could have done that part, I was up to it' Quote Right
Quote Left Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikazi pilots say to his students? A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once. Quote Right
Quote Left Life: nobody gets out alive Quote Right
Quote Left Q: What do you get when you cross an Ethernet with an income statement? A: A local area networth. Quote Right
Quote Left This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them. Quote Right

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Quote Left Romantic heartbreak is a serious non-contagious disease, requiring no pills or syrups, but curable only by a complete dose of Time. ~Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu Quote Right
Quote Left As quiet as a lamb. As unending as power in the hands of the African leader. ~Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu Quote Right
Quote Left Sometimes not saying anything is the best answer, for silence can never be misquoted. Quote Right
Quote Left In the quiet spaces between pain and grace, the heart finds its truth. Quote Right
Quote Left Behind every borrowed face lies a story too quiet to tell. Quote Right
Quote Left Even when joy slips quietly away, the heart remembers what it once held. Quote Right
Quote Left Could it be said that Mary, mother of Jesus, quite literally had a bun in the oven? John 6:48 Quote Right
Quote Left "There's A Squirrel In Your Soup!" Quote Right
Quote Left Love is the sine qua non of existence. Where there is love there is liberty, freedom and pursuit of happiness. Love. Quote Right
Quote Left Trust in God...is easy, perhaps for God...but sometimes us men have great difficulty with the concept. In God's time...keeping long track with my antique watch. Quote Right
Quote Left Trust in God...is easy, perhaps for God...but sometimes us men have great difficulty with the concept. In God's time...keeping long track with my antique watch. Quote Right
Quote Left There are days when God is quiet. And instead of praying, we complain about the silence. Quote Right
Quote Left best few will understand this quote "If you cant change the people around you change the people around you" Quote Right
Quote Left Quiet guidance calms the fiercest storms. Quote Right
Quote Left In every whispered question, the soul finds room to grow. Quote Right
Quote Left A classroom is a sacred space where seeds of courage and curiosity quietly take root. Quote Right
Quote Left Life is uncertain; we are here one minute and gone the next. Forgive quickly, love deeply, live fully, and laugh often. Tomorrow is promised to no one. Quote Right
Quote Left The Path towards REMEMBERING is not for the weak. The entire Gaia cannot evolve when individuals cling to past patterning. Move in the direction of Authenticity. Know that you are held. ©GhairoDanielsQuotes Quote Right
Quote Left The primary role of healing is to raise consciousness of what is ACTUALLY happening in the moment, to attain clarity and balance towards final Enlightenment. ©GhairoDanielsQuotes Quote Right
Quote Left There is never any hurry on the Creative Plane & there is no lack of opportunity. There is always enough for everyone. The moment you begin to hurry, you cease to be a creator & become a competitor. You drop back into old places again. Always convey to your mind the impression of increase. Inevitably the Universe will respond according to your frequency. ©GhairoDanielsQuotes Quote Right
Quote Left The Absolute Truth is that the I is perfect and complete. The real I is spiritual & therefore can never be less than perfect. The real I can never have any lack, limitations or disease. These phenomenon are held by the ego, the linear self. ©GhairoDanielsQuotes Quote Right
Quote Left “A CREATIVE PERSON is someone that can see many options, is highly flexible, able to learn constantly & has the ability to go with flow. One cannot create in stagnancy or inflexibility. To expand imagination, travel dimensions & realms & create fresh new pieces one has to flexate, move, let go of that which is already done.” ©GhairoDanielsQuotes Quote Right
Quote Left Janine, Janine, my beauty Queen, lived life trying to be kind and leave behind positive rymes. Quote Right
Quote Left King and Queen live as one under the sun, holding hands like royals have done. Giving time and attention to others to improve all of life's conditions. Quote Right
Quote Left ~ Daisies grow on the ground - when the morning sun shines through the gallows ~ quote by Anne-Lise Andresen Quote Right
Quote Left “I’m not quiet because I have nothing to say — I’m quiet because I want what I say to matter.” Quote Right
Quote Left Nothing comes to mind the moment your mind tries to remember, no matter how hard you squeeze your eyes or twitch your nose, but exactly how a random word pops into your mind to magically fit the line in your poem, who knows. Quote Right
Quote Left ~ With love in the heart - it becomes easier to deal with adversity and conflicts ~ quote by Anne-Lise Andresen Quote Right
Quote Left ~ Nature's treasures - are worth more than money and gold in your pocket ~ quote by Anne-Lise Andresen Quote Right
Quote Left ~ The shadows are colorless - give them soft edges ~ quote by Anne-Lise Andresen Quote Right
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