The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.

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The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.

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Eccentricity has always abounded when and where strength of character has abounded; and the amount of eccentricity in a society has generally been proportional to the amount of genius, mental vigor, and moral courage which it contained.

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It is long accepted by the missionaries that morality is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing people wore.

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Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire from what you do. If you are in a job you hate, face the fact squarely and get out.

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The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

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The amount of eccentricity in a society has generally been proportional to the amount of genius, mental vigor, and moral courage it contained. That so few now dare to be eccentric marks the chief danger of the time.

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The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.

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At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

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Your stupidity is directly proportional to the amount of people staring at you

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That which any one has been long learning unwillingly, he unlearns with proportional eagerness and haste.

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