Charlie Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.
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The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
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When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat.
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'If I want to hear the patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.'
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Blinkin: Oh if only your mother were here. Robin: She's dead? Blinkin: Oh, she died of phemonia while,while you were away. Robin: My brothers? Blinkin: Killed by the plague Robin: My dog Pongo? Blinkin: Hit by a carriage. Robin: My goldfish Goldie? Blinkin: Eaten by the cat. Robin: My cat? Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish. Oh isn't it great to be home, master Robin?
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I was watching an HBO special on eating habits and different cultures, and they showed in China how people eat cats, and I'm really fond of cats, and I happened to be sitting on the couch with my cat, and once I saw that, it just put everything in perspective. If I wouldn't eat my cat what's the difference [between] eating a cat or a cow? If certain animals are considered lesser than, so are certain people and that's not really fair. And the root of that is to consider life on equal terms across the board.
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When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page.
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When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web....now even my cat has its own page
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When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime for her more than she is to me?
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I think I puked on my cat
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When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.
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