I don’t care if it rains or freezes long as got my plastic Jesus sitting, on the dashboard of my car. Comes in colors pink and pleasant; glows in the dark cause it’s iridescent; take it with you, when you travel far. Get yourself a pink Madonna dressed in rhinestones; sitting on a pedestal, of abalone shell. God almighty, I aint scary - cause I got the Virgin Mary... Assuring me, that I won’t go to hell.

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never again would she lose her ball, that moon, that Krishna hair, that blind poppy, that innocent globe, that madonna womb.

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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other

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Armed with a wiggle and a Minnie Mouse squawk, she is coarse and charmless.

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She is so hairy, when she lifted up her arm, I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

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I look at my friendship with her as like having a gall stone. You deal with it, there is pain, and then you pass it. That's all I have to say about Schmadonna.

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Madonna is just a hooker that doesn't get paid.

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That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we are responsible for our own fate, we reap what we sow, we get what we give, we pull in what we put out. I know these things for sure.

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Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.

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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.

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Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

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I'm tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.

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Catholicism is not a soothing religion. It's a painful religion. We're all gluttons for punishment.

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She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else.

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To be brave is to love someone unconditionally, without expecting anything in return. To just give. That takes courage, because we don't want to fall on our faces or leave ourselves open to hurt.

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Everyone is entitled to my opinion

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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

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Having money is just the best thing in the world.

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