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What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? by

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint

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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other

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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child

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It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job

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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead

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