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Remember, when life throws you lemons... genetically re-engineer the lemon tree to eliminate taste compatability issues, using the profits to increase personal gain and eventually dominate the citrus market.

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We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons...

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Alfred E Newman |

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?'

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We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off.

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Member Quotes About Lemons

IF THE WORLD THROW YOU LEMONS THROW THEM RIGHT BACK!

Go to Quote / Comment | Daisy Ward |

"When Life Gives You Lemons, Smile With A Lemon A'Peel!"

Go to Quote / Comment | Lovie Divine |

"When life gives you lemons, squeeze the lemons in someone's eyes"

Go to Quote / Comment | Chelsea Zayas |

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice!

Go to Quote / Comment | Mackenzie K. |

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Or orange juice or apple juice. Don't. Never ever, never ever. Instead, wait until life gives you peace, friendship, charity, and love. Lemons are sour, like life. Don't rush it. Wait and something better will come to you.

Go to Quote / Comment | Rachel Towner |

when life gives you lemons..... blow them up!

Go to Quote / Comment | Garrett Blake |