The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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China has no income tax, no unemployment and not a single soldier outside its borders.
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When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.
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I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes.
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You know, gentlemen, that I do not owe any personal income tax. But nevertheless, I send a small check, now and then, to the Internal Revenue Service out of the kindness of my heart.
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Egalitarians create the most dangerous inequality of all -- inequality of power. Allowing politicians to determine what all other human beings will be allowed to earn is one of the most reckless gambles imaginable. Like the income tax, it may start off be
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The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list -- either way you lose your shirt.
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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
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On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
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Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.
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Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
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The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
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Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
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I just finished my income tax forms. Who says you can't get wounded by a blank?
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Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
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The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
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The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax
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