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Quote Left A little Jewish Grandma is at the Florida coast with her little Jewish Grandson. The grandson is playing on the beach when a big wave comes and washes the kid out to sea. The lifeguards swim out, bring him back to shore, the paramedics work on him for a l Quote Right
Quote Left Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha. Quote Right
Quote Left If your baby is… Beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, and angel all the time, You're the Grandma Quote Right
Quote Left She said 'Hi Grandma, this is Liz, I'm OK. I'm with...' and she couldn't quite understand who she said. But it ended with an 'E' sound on the end. Quote Right
Quote Left These are not investments for the grandma and grandpa set, Quote Right
Quote Left How would they explain that as they got off the plane at Beirut? ... How would they tell grandma under a cypress tree: They wanted us to worship a donkey!? Quote Right
Quote Left Heredity is a strong factor, even in architecture. Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma. Quote Right
Quote Left Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma. Quote Right
Quote Left Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. Quote Right
Quote Left Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. Quote Right
Quote Left Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas -- that's what my grandma taught me. Quote Right
Quote Left Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him. Quote Right
Quote Left To deny the need for comprehensive child care policies is to deny a reality—that there's been a revolution in American life. Grandma doesn't... Quote Right

Member Quotes About Grandma

Quote Left Cookies made at grandma's house are 1/3 percent sweeter, as she adds extra, every time. Then later, she says, "gimme some sugar" and takes it back to make more cookies. Quote Right
Quote Left "When your grandma comes to you in a dream, love her." Quote Right
Quote Left "If the grandmas would volunteer to teach our children to read, the teachers could spend more time on their cell phones." Quote Right
Quote Left My grandma is a angel now Quote Right