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The ruin of the human heart is self-interest, which the American merchant calls self-service. We have become a self-service populace, and all our specious comforts --the automatic elevator, the escalator, the cafeteria --are depriving us of volition and moral and physical energy.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Edward Dahlberg |

Life is an escalator You can move forward or backward you can not remain still.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Patricia Russell-McCloud |

Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain still.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Patricia Russell-McCloud |

In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, 'Why didn't you walk down?' He said, 'because I was going up!'

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Henny Youngman |

My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Henny Youngman |

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Steven Wright |